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goddamnblackbat replied to your photo: My very sexy flattering new uniform. NOT. Thank...

Get you some peroxide and a barbie tattoo youll work it. Snort :)

I honestly look 2/3 sizes bigger than I am in it. :(

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goddamnblackbat replied to your post: notimefortime replied to your photo: I can has...

Remember that time you posted a photo of a rabbit on a far armchair and I thought it was actually your dog? Yeah that.

Yeah, that was this rabbit! He's a beast.

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The Night Truths

I write while listening to "fade into you" at least once a week. I just do. I love Anna Kendrick. I need to write a letter to her agent and see if she maybe wants to date me, or have my kids, or thinks I'm cute. My sis cancelled on me. She was a crying mess earlier and is going to hang with her insanely rich friend tonight. Insanely rich friends will always make me feel better. She's a nice lady I'm glad she's gonna hang with my sister this evening. I kik'd over the pond earlier. It was the highlight of my day. It's the little things that make me giggle. I didn't even need a passport. It was exciting. Dear weather, I'm not a fan. Pick a degree and stick with it asshole. My wardrobe is confused. I need to make a girl in close proximity laugh soon. Watching movies and cleaning my house is cool and all, but I think I'm starting to get lonely.

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Tonight's film recommendations were from Kelly & Matt : Silver Linings Playbook & The Chase.

I'm looking forward to an evening on the sofa eating crisps & judging you both.

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goddamnblackbat replied to your post: dr-daddy replied to your photo: Eyebrows and...

Oh interesting. I dont wear mascara only because Im lazy, ran out and never got more. It doesnt bother me except when I wear full make up and they white out a little when Ive put on my foundation.

I wear mascara nearly every day, but I hate wearing it when i'm travelling. Does my nut in.

Also when i'm in hot countries. Fuck that.

Ain't nobody got time fo' that.

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Can I use your boobs as pillows and just go to sleep there please? KThnx.

Throw some vodka in & we've got a deal.

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