The Halloween Ball.
Sirius: So, did you manage to persuade Evans to go with you?
James: Oh, no, I think I’m going stag tonight, lads.
Peter, visibly concerned: Do you think that's a good idea, Prongs?
Remus: *snorts*
James: What?
Peter: Surely someone will notice -
Sirius: FFS, Pete.
Peter: that a giant STAG is walking around the great hall -
James: Peter, no.
Peter: Bashing in to people with its antlers -
Remus: *holds book in front of face*
Peter: Hooves sliding everywhere -
Sirius: Should we tell him?
Peter: Dumbledore might be a bit eccentric, but Minnie's no fool. She'll ask questions.
James: I -
Peter: And, I mean, if you go stag, do we have to go dog and rat? Won't Moony feel left out?
James: Peter
Peter: I'm pretty sure Winnie Hawthorne was giving me the eye earlier. I don't think she'd want to dance with a rat.
Remus: Ok. We've had our fun, I think it's time.
Sirius: No, no - I say we see how this plays out.
