((My Dad told my Mom and I this joke and I immediately thought of this. Two of the characters belong to @alphabeowolf-ism @the-last-ice-elf . Enjoy. 😄))
*Both Ava and Golian are completely drunk and are stumbling around town.*
Ava: Any idea where we are?
Golian: No idea. Let's go into that bar.
*They enter the bar and look around. General Ironwood is sitting at a table.*
Golian: There's someone. Let's ask him where we are.
*They both walk up to him.*
Ava: Hey. Do you know where we are?
Ironwood: *Looks at them with a neutral expression.* Ladies, do you know who I am?
Ava: *Looks at Golian.* We're in a real bind! We have no idea where we are and this bloke doesn't know who he is!