If everyone attended a Pineforest family Thanksgiving dinner.
((This chat features @alphabeowolf-ism @ask-stjerne-a-fallende @killua-and-company @firebluevixen @the-last-ice-elf and @doctoroobleck.))
*Everyone was sitting at the table of a Pineforest family home. There were over thirty people at the table while the younger kids were sitting at their own table with Golian in another room.*
Oobleck: Thank you all for inviting us. I am curious about this, though. Is there a reason why you didn't get a turkey?
Denny (One of Cins Uncles): We don't serve turkey anymore because someone ruined that for us a few years back. So, now we fix lamb and roasted pork. *He looks at his younger brother, Link.*
Link: Hey, don't blame me! It's not my fault that stupid bird didn't cook right!
Emerald (One of Cins Aunts): You tried to cook it while it was still frozen! It gave all of us food poisoning!
Link: Maybe you should get a better oven! The one you have stinks!
*Emerald threw a bowl of green beans at him, hitting him in the face. He threw the bowl off and leaped across the table, tackling her.
Ava: *Grinning.* Yeah! Fight! Fight! Fight! This family rocks!
Killua: *He looks at Cin with a knowing smile.* Looks like we're in for another interesting get together.
Cinnamon: *She smiled back at him.* Seems so. Nobody can say our family is boring.
Stjerne: *She looks at Ozpin and Richard.* Are all these dinners like this?
Richard: *He shakes his head.* Not all of them. One time the whole family got into a food fight. We spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning up the kitchen after that.
Ozpin: I believe I remember that. Compared to past get togethers, this one is fairly tame. *Something breaking in the living room sounded.* Ah, spoke too soon. Looks like this dinner is one of the milder ones.
Red: *Looks at Oobleck.* What did we get ourselves into, Bart?
Oobleck: *Looks at her.* No idea. But, keep in mind they're our family too. This is something we're going to have to get used to.
*Meanwhile, with Golian and the kids.*
Golian: So, I took my sword and plunged it into the beasts belly. It began thrashing, trying to get me out from under it. But, I continued to drive my blade deeper into it until it began dissolving away like the foul Grimm it was. I was victorious! I grabbed the ore and made my way back to my shop.
*All the kids did was stare at her.*
Little girl: What's ore? Can you eat it?
Golian: *Stares at her with a confused look.* ......What?