Saw these two posts on Twitter and thought about a HXH version but was too lazy to take the time to do it properly, but oh well, here's a little something.
If you have Twitter, do consider going to like those two art posts above, they deserve it!
Hi bach! I'm desperate for some Gon x Reader content so I'm kindly asking you to write some NSFW/SFW headcanons about him, pretty please..🙏😔 he needs more love in this fandom
HELLOOOOO!!
first off, i gotta say, I LOVE U FOR CALLING ME BACH LMAOOO. like, when i created this blog, i was like fantasizing abt people interacting w me and saying things such as, "hi daddy!" (LOL I PROMISE I'M NOT A WEIRDO, I JS THINK IT'S HILARIOUS) or "bach" because, idk. like, i feel like it would solidify this persona i've created online.
ANYWAY, LOL, thank u for calling me bach!!
so, since you're desperate for some gon x reader content, look no further, bc i've gotchu!! and like, i completely agree... he does need more love in the fandom, like goddamn!
GON FREECSS ALPHABET (BOTH SFW + NSFW, aged up)
by: the goat, daddy bach (me)
NSFW GON ALPHABET
Aftercare:
no doubt in the slightest that gon is warmth incarnate here
he doesn’t just do the basics (water, cleanup, checking in), he clings asfff. like, he’s all in on closeness after, like i js mentioned, this guy's pulling you into his chest, keeping you wrapped in his arms and refusing to let go until your breathing syncs, etc
typa guy to ask softly, “you ok?” more than once (lowk like a broken record), even if you roll your eyes and say yes a million times, he’ll grin but still check your expression every few minutes
he lowk struggles to be still during aftercare. like, he’ll keep petting your hair, kissing your face, shifting around to tuck the blanket tighter😭
he’ll kiss you everywhere but like in this dopey, sweet way: forehead, shoulder, back of your hand, etc. but like it’s instinct, not planned
unlike killua, he talks during aftercare. expect soft rambles about how much he loves you, how good you made him feel, how he never wants to move, etc. etc.
he notices if you’re uncomfortable in any way (temp, soreness, etc.), and gon is instantly fussy (think: blankets adjusted, pillows fixed, windows opened/closed)
will ask if you’re hungry. like, this bih is fully ready to get up at 2am and make sandwiches ("back to the kitchen, gon!")
grabs water, kisses your hair, and doesn’t care if it’s sweaty. lowk has that “puppy waiting for approval” energy, but in a genuine and adorable way
Body part (favorite on partner’s):
gon is obsessed with your smile. it’s so obvious but so real. i have absolutely zero doubt that he thinks your happiness is the sexiest thing in the world.
if you’re smiling during sex? game over
also: boobs. he loves grabbing them, wrapping his hands around them, kissing them, etc (guys, idk why felt icky while writing this, but like, gon is like my brother😣 so pls understand✊✊actually no i lied js ignore me i'm being insane rn)
also loooves thighs. bonus if they squeeze him when he’s going down on you bc he lives for it
Cum:
imma be deaduzz, he's messier than killua bc he isn’t as hyper-controlling
like, he likes finishing inside bc it feels most connected, but he’s not opposed to chest/stomach if it’s situational or whatever
quick recap: he’s naturally guided by what feels closest and most intimate. inside is his #1, but he’s not picky tbh
he likes the feeling of being connected, but if it’s on your stomach or chest, he’s all messy smiles about it, not controlling or whatever (ahem... unlike kurapika freak-a)
he finds it lowk hilarious when it drips and will tease you like, “ahh, wait, hold on, it’s tickling you?” while cleaning up. zoinks!
also gon has a habit of laughing when he finishes—not in a weird way or anything, but bc it overwhelms him with joy
100% the type to kiss you through it, even messy
Dirty secret:
gon def has a bit of a praise kink. like, not “ego boost” like killua, but bc affirmation means everything to him. you saying “you’re so good” or something will wreck tf outta him. 1000% nutting more violently (LOL😭)
also, he likes watching you lose composure on him. it makes him feel trusted, which gets him SO bad
he secretly loves when you get loud. like he wants the whole space filled with proof that you feel good with him
and he doesn’t realize it’s a kink, but seeing marks he left (hickeys, nail scratches, bite marks) makes him giddy-proud
he also likes watching himself slide into you. but like, not out of cockiness, it js genuinely blow his mind that you want him that much
also has a small oral fixation (he likes your fingers in his mouth during freaky time)
Experience:
being biblically-accurate: not experienced, but bold. listen, he's 0 playboy energy. gon’s experience is all trial-and-error, but he’s unashamed (and yk what? HELL YEAH.)
gon throws himself into things without hesitation (including freaky time). if he fumbles the first time, he just laughs, fixes it, and tries again. no ego. what a king i swear
however, what he lacks in finesse at first, he makes up for in enthusiasm and attentiveness. and like w everything in his life, he improves at a scary-fast pace
gon would ask questions in bed. “does that feel good?” “like this?” but like not self-conscious, just curious and eager to do it right
first few times, he probably talks more than you
he learns FAST bc he’s so tuned into your reactions. like, if you gasp, if your legs shake, if your breath hitches, he notices and adapts immediately. BOOM.
the more times you’re together, the more intense he gets — he wants to be better for you, not for himself (he hardly thinks of himself in these scenarios tbh)
Favorite position:
missionary (but not boring missionary) bc of the deep eye contact, his forehead resting against yours, full-body weight pressing you down, etc
riding (you on top) bc he loves watching you and has no shame in letting you take control. will grip your thighs/hips and grin like it’s the best thing in the world (bc it is)
spooning so he can keep his arms locked around you the whole time, whispering in your ear (see: media attached below)
reverse cowgirl wrecks him bc he doesn’t get to see your face—he def ends up pulling you back against his chest just to get that connection again.
lowk loves morning sex when you’re both half-asleep, tangled up n shi
Goofy (in bed):
hmm, he’s not a clown in bed, but gon is naturally playful
like, if you’re nervous, he’ll break tension with a grin or a whispered joke. he’s never mean-spirited, it’s all to keep things light
if something awkward happens (weird sound, fumbling), he’ll laugh and make it feel normal instead of awkward
he’ll tease mid-movement like, “you like that?” but it’s not cocky and it’s genuine curiosity. also, it sounds like "oh? you like that?!" and he's turning the notch on it by a lot
also if something awkward (but like worse, kinda) happens (like knocking something over), he’ll grin and say “oops” mid-thrust and keep going. gon doesn’t let small stuff kill the mood
Hair:
keeps himself clean and trimmed, no nonsense. gon doesn’t overthink grooming, but he likes feeling neat.
doesn’t care if you shave/wax/etc. as long as you’re comfortable
LOL also, if u have a bush (even if it has them critters—KIDDING... kinda?? maybe???? hm????? i mean, for what is a forest if not a home for wildlife?? EVEN IF U DID, he would NOT gaf either. he does love nature, after all!)
Intimacy:
gon is intimacy personified, and even almost overwhelming, even
he’s not “casual hookup” coded. every touch, kiss, and movement feels like it means something with him (bc it does. like acc.)
forehead presses, your name whispered like chrollo reading his scriptures, hands constantly on your face or waist
when he’s really in it, he’ll smile while kissing you. but like, not because he’s unserious, and instead because he’s that happy
eye contact asf, whispered affirmations, his forehead pressed against yours
my fav thing abt him is that nothing is forced, it’s just how he is
if you cry (happy/overwhelmed tears), gon loses it. he’ll hold your face like it’s the most important thing in the world and whisper nonstop reassurances
Jack off:
lowk pretty normal drive. like, he does it but not obsessively
when he does, it’s quick + practical, usually while thinking about something very specific about you (how you laughed earlier, how you looked in his hoodie, etc.)
probably heavily fw looks you gave him (esp when teasing), NOT generic porn-y stuff (or is it pornie?? pornee? LOL)
Kink:
praise kink = #confirmed. like, he thrives on affirmation and love love love
1000% closeness. gon is huge on intimacy kinks (eye contact, kissing through everything, holding hands while doing it, etc.)
lowkey marking???? but like not about territory, he js finds it hot when traces of him linger on you
veryyy into mutual vulnerability. likes when you’re just as open with him as he is with you—it makes him feel safe
def has a playful kink. think: tickling, biting, making you laugh in between, etc.
Location:
anywhere private where you can be comfortable—he’s not big on risk. gon likes intimacy to feel safe
lowk... coziness is a big thing, too. he likes where he can sprawl and not hold back (beds, cabins, maybe outdoors if it's secluded and/or safe; he's comfortable in nature, so the thought lowk excites him)
Motivation:
your happiness. gon is fueled by seeing you glow, smile, laugh, or lean into him
if you lean on him or laugh against his chest after he does/says something that makes you feel good? done. he's relentless
ALSO: your trust in him. if you hand over control or let him take care of you, it's over asf. he gets feral in the best way
No:
he shuts down anything that feels cruel, degrading, humiliation, or disconnected. no joke he'll straight-up stop and ask, "why would we do that? that's not fun"
gon’s intimacy is about joy + closeness, not dominance games or humiliation
Oral:
giving — dude, we know gon is an overachiever. ngl, he’s sloppy but intense, and it doesn’t bother him. if it’s messy, he just grins into it. also, he'll go for hours if you let him, grinning even harder every time u twitch. and, he's enthusiastic, thorough, and very focused on making you feel good. he sees it as just another way to connect #kingbehavior
receiving — blushy at first, but loves it once he relaxes. in general, he’s expressive, loud, blushy asf (he LOVES getting head LOL). he'll be saying your name, grip the sheets, lowk melt into it tbh
Pace:
i hate the headcanons that gon's "fast and sloppy"; like GIRL. he's not like that.
gon's canonically a fast learner, but his default is steady + enthusiastic. yes, he can be intense, but not sloppy—he keeps rhythm naturally dafuq?!?!
OK BUT ALSO, THAT BEING SAID, gon will sometimes speed up just to match your noises. if you sound more desperate, his rhythm follows without him realizing it. that's like as close as it gets to those hcs tho
Quickie:
kinda?? he’s down, but only if you’re genuinely into it. gon wants intimacy to feel complete, but he can adapt if the moment calls
also, he HATES leaving things half-done
so, yea, he’s down but he always kisses you like crazy after, to make up for the “lack” of closeness
Risk:
gon doesn’t seek out risky situations bc he's too considerate of your safety and comfort. for him, comfort > thrill
Stamina:
bro is a MACHINE. he's got unreal stamina. he’s a hunter, an athlete, and naturally high-energy—you’ll tap out before he does. AND LISTEN, he’ll go multiple rounds, barely sweating n shi, and still have energy to cuddle/talk after
AND THEN IF HE DOES GET TIRED???? gon doesn’t stop just because he finishes one to three times or whatever. he’s the type to ask, “again?” while still catching his breath
Toys:
curious, open-minded, but not reliant on them. he’d see it as fun experimentation more than necessity
if you brought one in, he'd laugh in excitement like "ok let's try!!"
but like also, if you bring a toy, gon will ask for a demonstration before using it. like, “show me how you like it” but like it's curious, not insecure
Unfair:
gon doesn’t “play games” unfairly, but he can accidentally edge you just by being so enthusiastic + focused on the moment
like, listen, he doesn't consciously do anything that might drive you over the edge (EDGE EDGE EDGE; also, pun intended), like he js keeps u right on the brink js because he's so focused on the moment and not finishing fast. KEY WORDS: NOT FINISHING FAST. he doesn't gaf about that, tbh. he wants the intimacy to be whole, yk?
if you really wanna do the unfair version, i gotta say that his version of unfair is being too sweet. like, whispering how good you are until you’re shaking, smiling like he doesn’t know how wrecked you are, etc.
Volume:
louder than killua FOR SURE. soft groans, gasps, and ur name is def slipping out when he loses himself (which is, tbh, often)
might laugh mid-sex if he’s overwhelmed by how good it feels. but like it's that warm, breathless laugh
Wildcard:
ok girl we know that gon’s senses are insane, so scent + sound drive him crazy. like, he notices EVERYTHING (e.g., the way you breathe, the little noises you make, the smell of your shampoo, etc.)—anything and everything about you makes him feral
also i can't shake the feeling that he has a massive oral fixation. this bitch bites your shoulder, sucks on your skin, nibbles at your jaw and nipples, etc.
his hunter instincts bleed tf through: he notices everything about your body language and responds in real time
X-ray:
toned, muscled from outdoor training, tan, lean and athletic
realistically average-to-above-average size, but his energy, confidence, and and full-body intensity make it feel like way more
Yearning:
gon wears yearning openly
like, this man's not hiding SHI. if he misses you, he says it straight up. if he wants you, he’ll make it obvious with touches, grins, or just saying it out loud. subtlety is not his game (but also the best thing about him?????)
Zzz:
gon’s an insanely deep sleeper after. like, he sleeps like the dead. full-body sprawl and cuddle, arms locked around you like you’re a pillow, hair all in your face, etc.
this bitch is also a human furnace, and really hates not having u in his arms. good luck moving!
SFW GON ALPHABET
Affection:
gon’s affection is big and open. like, he's (unsurprisingly, i hope) the most openly affectionate of the main gang
he hugs without hesitation, grabs your hand mid-walk, grins at you across the room, kisses your cheeks constantly, leaning into you whenever, etc.
BUT, best part is—it’s instinctive, not performative🤗🥹✊💞
gon is a forehead kiss fiend. he does it without even thinking
also gives random back hugs out of nowhere
Best friend:
gon is the definition of “no questions asked” loyalty (like no shit, bach.)
i think we know he's the type to drop anything and everything for you. like, “you need me?” and he’s already putting on his shoes
loyal, blunt, and endlessly supportive
dude, like, if you need him at 3am, he’s there with snacks and a flashlight. a goat.
gon's also the guy who shows up with food. always. you mention craving something? it’s in his hands the next day
Cuddling:
his default state. gon is very tactile, so he loves cuddling like breathing
he likes wrapping around you completely, tucking his head into your neck, or letting you sprawl over him
expect him to wrap around u like an octopus and grin tf outta himself while doing it
LOL but beware that gon overheats fast (he won’t admit it, tho). he’ll sweat through cuddles before ever letting go of you
Domestic:
gon’s neat but not obsessive or whatever. like, he's practical
his chores get done because he likes things simple and functional, not because he’s picky
he cleans simple but good ahh meals, and cleans up right after (bless ur heart, aunt mito)
hums while doing chores
gon turns everything into a little rhythm or game
Expression:
DUDE. EASY. zero poker face. gon is transparent asf. you always know what he's feeling—like when he’s happy, upset, or thoughtful
no guessing games bc if he's happy, he's glowing like a firefly (or pregnant lady...?); if he's upset, it's written all over him (girl bye we alr knowwww)
but like he's also accidentally transparent. even when he tries to hide something, he’ll give it away with his eyes or his smile faltering
Fights:
he doesn’t pick them, and tbh tries to avoid them as much as possible, but if you fight with him, gon will argue passionately in the moment then want to fix it immediately
like, i don't get the hc's of him where he's js all calm and gets really upset (at himself, usually) when you guys get into a fight, like, it doesn't match his character!! he's less fight-y or argumentative than killua, yes, but he's not passive either. y'all see the scenes where he's bickering w killua?? exactly. don't play.
if you fight with gon, it's loud and passionate in the moment, then five minutes later he's like, "ok, let's fix this." no silent treatment, no games, no manipulation, nada.
keep in mind tho, when he’s really upset, he goes quiet instead of yelling—but like only for a short time before blurting everything at once
Gentle:
gon’s gentleness is natural. like, he's gentle without even trying (bc let's bffr)
he’s careful if you’re tired, soft-spoken if you’re upset, but he never overdoes it, (well. depending on the situation. but that's for another post)
it shows up most when you’re sick/tired. he’ll sit at the edge of the bed, watching you, whispering softly and bringing you everything he can think of
Hugs:
BEST. FREAKING. HUGS. hands down!!!! he gives bear ahh hugs, like, he picks you up, spins you around sometimes, and squeezes like he never wants to let go (and like, he lowk doesn't. hugging you is his life.)
will lift you off the ground if he’s excited enough regardless of who u are
Impression (first):
bright, energetic, and maybe a little overwhelming, but genuine asf, and you instantly know he’s not faking it
the human form of sunshine + rainbows + flowers + golden retriever puppies + stars + sugar + spice + everything nice
first impression = “too good to be true.” he’s that open, which can throw people off
Jealousy:
imma bfr, he doesn’t realize he’s jealous, he just feels off. like, twitchy when you’re laughing too hard at someone else’s joke or hanging around some new person too long
assumes he’s being unreasonable and tells himself to “be better” (😭)
starts forcing himself to be buddy-buddy w/ the “threat”
inserted into every convo like “haha yeah we were just talking about that, right babe?” ☠️
he’s trying SO hard to seem fine he actually becomes insane (btw, spoiler, he’s not fine)
also, he's not subtle. gon doesn’t stew quietly (unlike, ahem, killua), he pouts, VISIBLY. he says stuff like “why are they standing so close to you?” w the fakest chill tone ever. AND THEN he immediately backtracks like “no no i’m kidding!” (he is not kidding)
oh and also he blurts out questions like "do you like them more than me????" not manipulative tho, i guess, and instead painfully honest
Kisses:
soft, smiley, and frequent asf
he kisses like it’s second nature or even a reflex tbh
smiles into them every. single. time.
sneaks kisses onto your knuckles or cheek mid-conversation without warning
Love language:
physical touch + words of affirmation. he thrives tf on closeness and telling you how much you mean to him (reassurance kinggg)
beyond touch/words, gon’s secondary love language is shared experiences. he wants you in every adventure and part of his life
Memories:
DUDE. gon remembers everything tied to feelings. like, u best believe he'll point out the exact tree u sat when you first held hands, the exact spot you first laughed together, your favorite snack, the way you looked the first time you hugged him, etc.
he maps your relationship onto the world around him
Nicknames:
simple + sweet; he’ll call you by your name most of the time, but slip in a cute shortened version every once in a while
ngl, he'd call only call you "babe" when jealous and/or trying to prove something to someone else (he'd do ts subconsciously, tho. he's not one to do this js to do it)
ALSO occasionally calls you “partner”—BUT LOL not in a cowboy way, because he means it
On cloud nine:
gon gets more excitable, talks faster, smiles nonstop
also, he CANNOT sit still when he's excited. i mean, if he can hardly do so regularly, wtf makes you think he can when he's giddy??!
Pet peeves:
dishonesty + cruelty
he hates when people hurt others for no reason
also: hates people who waste time instead of just doing things
we know he lowk has a temper (bffr. yes he does.), so it genuinely comes out so much more when it comes to these things (like, duh, but also... duh)
people dragging their feet when they walk. he can’t stand sluggish energy
Quirks:
gon talks with his hands, laughs with his whole body, and will absolutely climb something he shouldn’t just because he can
ate worms when he was a kid
gon unconsciously mirrors your habits—if you fold your arms a certain way, he’ll pick it up in no time
Romance:
romance for gon = adventures asf
spontaneous picnics, star-gazing, sneaking onto rooftops to watch the sunrise/sunsets, late-night fishing, sneaking u out to watch fireflies, etc.
brings you random gifts from nature—a flower, a shiny rock, a shell—bc he thought of you when he saw it
long story short: big feelings in simple settings.
Secrets:
gon’s not secretive. like, at all
listen, he will keep your secrets forever, but he’s terrible at keeping his own from you—it eats him alive until he blurts it out
if he’s holding something back, it’s because it hurts him too much to say, not because he’s hiding or withholding anything from you. he js wouldn't do that
Touch:
girllll. gon is touchy by nature, like, he lives for physical touch
he's gonna be leaning on you, giving u high-fives that turn into hand-holding, resting his chin on your shoulder, etc.
absentminded asf w ts. he’ll trace shapes on your skin while talking about something else
like, seriously, he's the guy who can't talk to you without brushing your arm or leaning on you somehow. or js touching you in any way💞✊
Understanding:
gon is empathetic but sometimes misses subtlety. like, i'm pretty sure we can all agree that he's sometimes oblivious asf
deadass, if you don’t say it straight-up, he might not catch it right away, but once he does, he’s all-tf-in
moral of the story?? sometimes he gets it wrong, but when he does, he’ll apologize right away and adjust—gon wants to understand
Value:
honesty > everything. gon doesn’t care if the truth hurts; he needs it to trust you
so if u want to bag him, he values honesty, kindness, loyalty and shared joy. duh
gon builds his world around trust and shared happiness🤗🥹
Wildcard:
gon might randomly show up at your window at midnight like “let’s go catch fireflies," or "let's go stargazing"
this little shit THRIVES on spontaneous fun
he’d 100% plan a surprise trip just bc you mentioned wanting to see a place once
X-factor:
his raw openness + energy make him magnetic so unbelievably much
100% the typa guy people feel safe being themselves around, regardless of who they are
for example, yk the popular kids who side eye you in class for doing literally whatever or being "too weird" for them?? yeah, so, like, he's the complete opposite. regardless of who you are, he's the kindest, most loving person ever for NO REASON
his earnestness is rare. gon isn’t magnetic bc he’s hot. like, he’s magnetic bc he’s real (but also he's hot. like, canonically.)
Yearning:
he doesn't hide it. gon yearns loud. he’ll say “i miss you” with zero shame, and you know he means it
if he wants u, he shows you. no games.
he gets clingier—longer hugs, more frequent texts, bigggg smiles when he sees you again
Zzz:
he sleeps heavy, sprawled across you, radiating warmth like a human furnace
snores loudly but not always fs, drools sometimes (more often than not, tbh), but like, you can't even be mad at him
also talks in his sleep sometimes (usually your name, or nonsense about fishing).
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