Day 16: Cackle
Remus has been annoying the hell of every side, and Logan wants to put a stop to it. But to his surprise, Remus manages to turn his argument around in such a way, that Logan is left cackling instead!
Needed to add some Remus moments in this Tickletober, cause why not? Hope you all enjoy!
Remus had been causing a lot of havoc today. He’d been bothering Thomas, he’d been annoying Roman (like usual), and now he’s even beginning to annoy Logan. And let’s just say, it takes A LOT to annoy Logan. And so, Logan has decided to set the record gay…
Because as everyone knows…Logan, nor Remus, are straight.
Logan walked up to Remus right as he was getting ready to launch a big balloon into the air. “Remus, we need to discuss something.”
Remus looked at Logan with a smirk before letting go of the balloon, sending it flying.
“Remus-” Logan caught the balloon with two fingers, stopping the balloon right in its tracks without even looking. “That’s enough tomfoolery.” Logan ordered.
“Tomfoolery?!” Remus reacted. “What are you, 96?!” He reacted.
Logan raised an eyebrow. “No, I’m 35 years old. You are too, as a matter of fact.” Logan replied.
Remus rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “Alright, four eyes. What’s twisting your nipples?” Remus asked.
Logan sighed. “More like ‘who’.” Logan replied. “And the answer is you. You’re being quite annoying.” He told him.
“When am I not?” Remus asked him.
“Let me rephrase that: You’re being more annoying than usual.” Logan replied.
“Aww…poor muffin can’t handle a little fun in your life~” He teased. “Gotta hate when the fun police gets involved…”
“Remus…” Logan sighed. “All I’m asking is that you keep it to a minimum.” He responded.
Remus bursted out laughing at that. “Keep it to a minimum…That’s a laugh and a half…” He muttered.
“Okay…” Logan sighed and scratched the back of his head. “Maybe I’m asking too much from you.”
“Boy are you ever…” He muttered.
“The least you can do is explain why you’re doing it.” Logan explained.
Remus guffawed. “Seriously?! Don’t you know I never have a reason?” Remus teased.
“You could just admit that you’re bored and looking for something to do.” Logan replied.
“Please…that’d be too nice of me.” Remus mumbled next.
“You want something to do? I can think of a few things.” Logan told him.
“As if you’d have good ideas for me…” Remus muttered in a sassy tone.
“You could help me get rid of the spider in the bathroom.” Logan told him.
“Hell no! I’m bold, not brave!” Remus reacted, pulling out an eyeliner pen and a green mirror.
“You could help me collect the recycling.” Logan offered.
“Can I call you cardboard? Cause the BOREDOM IS REAL!” Remus reacted.
Logan rolled his eyes. “Well, then I don’t know what to tell you.” Logan told him.
“I wanna do something FUN!” Remus told him. “Something evil! Something to get you out of your shell!” Remus told him.
“I will assure you, I do not need to ‘get out of my shell’.” Logan told him.
Remus sank out of frame, and rose up behind him. “Peek a boo!” He declared.
“Remus, no.” Logan ordered.
Remus drew a finger up and down his arm. “You’re always so serious…” Remus muttered, poking his side. “Laugh for once, Logey!” He yelled.
“Now why would I need to laugh?” Logan asked him.
Remus smirked and grabbed Logan’s glasses. “Let me borrow these for a sec…” He put them onto his face like a librarian, and pulled out a book. “Laughter can have many short-term and long-term effects. It stimulates your lungs and heart, it lowers stress, and it even relieves pain!” Remus reacted, putting the glasses back onto his face. “So HA!”
Logan rolled his eyes as he adjusted his glasses. “I don’t need to- laHAHAUGH-?!” Logan jumped and covered his mouth as he felt tickles against his side. “Remus NO!” Logan ordered.
“Awww! Listen to that little laugh!” Remus reacted as he tickled his other side.
“Remus don’t you dahahAHAHARE!” Logan shouted at him, trying to turn himself around.
“But it’s so cute!” Remus reacted as he fluttered his fingers against his neck.
“Nohoho!” Logan squeaked and raised his shoulders up. “Ihihit’s nohot cuhuhute!” Logan yelled.
“But it IS!” The moment one side of his neck was covered, Remus went for the other side. “Kitchy kitchy koo~”
Logan wheezed and let out a long, bubbly cackle. “No-dohohon’t!” Logan giggled.
“Oh my gosh, your laugh!” Remus reacted.
“Remuhuhus!” Logan reacted, his voice going unusually high-pitched.
“It’s so cute, I’m gonna throw up!” He reacted, laughing a bit. “Someone get Roman in here, cause this is adorable!” He mentioned.
“STAHAHAP IHIHIT!” Logan raised his voice as he ran away from the duke. Remus watched Logan with a giggle as “Yohou’re so infuriating!” Logan yelled.
“Oh come on…” Remus smirked. “What’s wrong with a little tickling?” He asked.
Logan tried to run further, but was stopped in his tracks by Remus’s rising body. “GAH!”
“Surprise~!” Remus wiggled his fingers. “Come to papa, little lee~” He teased.
Logan tried to get away, but was stopped by a pair of hands wrapping around his middle. “Ohno-” Logan gasped and reached his arm out when he saw someone walking by. “HELP!” Logan shouted.
The person turned to the source of the call. “Logan?” The person reacted. “Who goes there?!” Roman yelled, pulling out his sword.
Remus revealed himself from behind Logan. “Well hello there, Roman~!” Remus giggled. “Worry not. I was just getting little Lo-Lo here, to laugh a little.” He explained a little too casually.
Roman tilted his head. “...What?”
“Roman, please!” Logan asked him. “I-I did nothing wrong!”
Remus giggled. “Well that’s not exactly true…” Remus mentioned. “I’m just trying to make you giggle a little!”
Roman moved closer with a worried look on his face. “Remus…What did you do?”
“Oh nothing…Just a little tickling!” Remus tickled his neck to prove it.
Logan squeaked and tried to stop his fingers. “eEEEHEEHEE- REHEMUS NO!” Logan shouted.
Roman dropped his jaw. “Oh my god- He’s ticklish?!”
Remus squealed excitedly. “YES!” He reacted. Remus fluttered one finger against Logan’s chin, earning him a squeak. “Tell me brother: When was the last time you heard Logan laugh?” He asked. “Like, genuinely laughed.”
Roman chuckled. “I’ve never heard him laugh even once.” Roman told him.
“Never?!” Remus clarified.
“Pretty much.” Roman replied.
“Perfect!” Remus declared before holding up Logan’s chin. “Why don’t you help me get some sweet, sweet cackles out of Logey-bear?” Remus asked him.
Roman smirked slightly, and nodded his head as he put his knife into his belt. “Sure!” Roman rubbed his hands together as he figured out where to tickle. “Let’s see…” He muttered.
“Roman…” Logan warned. “This isn’t what I meant by ‘help’!” He protested.
“Oh I know…” Roman cracked his knuckles and wiggled his fingers. “But this is just more fun!” He explained right before dragging a finger up his belly to his ribs. “Besides…” Roman scratched his finger on the bottom front ribs. “I’d like to be one of the first to hear you cackle.” Roman told him rather happily.
Logan grunted and squeezed his one eye shut, trying to hold his laughter in. “N-No!” He muttered, showing immense determination. “I…Won’t…Let you…”
Roman tilted his head. “Oh?” He giggled. “Won’t let me what?” He asked.
“Won’t…l-let you…Hear me-” Logan gasped and let out a surprisingly long squeal! “eeeeEEEEEEK! NOT THE NECK, NOHOT MY NEHEHECK!” Logan shouted, desperately shaking his head. “YOHOHOHOU AHAHAHASS!” He shouted.
“Whoa, was that a swear word?!” Roman asked.
“Looks like he can cackle AND swear!” Remus exclaimed.
“PLEHEHEHEASE!” Logan pleaded. “IHIHI CAHAHAN’T!” Logan let out a snort. “HAHAHAHA- LEHEHEHET MEEEEE GOHOHO!” Logan yelled at them.
“Awww, poor Logan!” Remus reacted, moving his fingers to the back of his neck.
“So tickle-tickle-ticklish,” Roman tweaked his belly, earning a giggle from Logan. “-And nowhere to run~”
Remus laughed. “Oh, he did try to run once…” Remus gently held up his chin. “But that didn’t work out well for ya, now did it?” Remus teased, looking right at him.
Logan pulled his chin away with another snort. “IHIHIHI- *snort* IHIHI’LL GEHEHET YOU BOTH FOHOHOR THIHIHIHIS!” Logan yelled through his cackles.
“Welp…Might as well make the most of it!” Roman declared. “That’s the spirit!” Remus cheered.
As much as the boys knew they might die for this, they were still more than happy to make him laugh. And unfortunately for Logan, it turns out it’s not just the creative twins that are blackmailing him…
Somewhere, just around the corner…was a man with an iPhone camera and a death wish…
