#good grip

[fluister]

Couldn’t resist after the last chapter.

@not-poignant

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

I think I have a fairly nice ass but somehow it doesn’t seem that way in pants. But once the pants are off it’s very nice for everyone around

[luckyspacerabbit]

Why did you tag the gripping foods post with Thane 😂

[worldsfastestbear]

A screen grab from the movie “Collateral”, with Tom Cruise demonstrating a good grip on that H&K USP, which was chambered in 45ACP.  Note the tactical watch and the french cuffs.

[whysojiminimnida]

Hi! I was reading your “Yeah But Are You SURE IT'S A HICKEY (Part 2)” post and I have a few questions. What do you mean by handle hair? And Jungkook’s hair looks way shorter in the interview, are we sure it’s from the same day? Its totally possible he got a haircut, though. I hope this doesn’t come across as rude. I’m not trying to disprove anything you said, I just want to understand :)

I get this question with some regularity, anon, it's not just you. So, here's a little more about handle hair: what it is, what it's for, and why some bitches think it's hilarious (it's me, I'm some bitches):

where my fandom thoughts vacation

What is handle hair i am lost. Also wasn’t that the hair he had on his bday too. The i was with Jk at 4:AM thing or am I completely out of y

There are links upon links in there but I honestly should probably at some point make my own weird little master list about handle hair, hand tats, ring placement, peace signs, shoulder grips and angles of rotation because I seem to be... disorganized. Have fun and let me know if you have questions :)

[nthmall23]

OXO Good Grips Etched Ginger & Garlic Grater

Grate garlic and ginger into a fine paste with less effort

High, etched stainless steel teeth are also great for turmeric and horseradish

Snap-on cover scrapes up paste while keeping hands clean

Non-slip foot provides extra control while grating

[carnalsuitra]

Dirty talk huh? Got any examples Mr. Cunning Linguist?

Yes, dirty talk.

Examples? Well I'm much more eloquent, or silver-tongued as they say, in the moment. Let's see if I can conjure up something.

With one hand pinning you too the wall firmly by your throat, and the other curling slowly inside you; our lips tantalizingly close enough for you to nearly taste the delectable peach I just devoured. My words barely reaching your ears over the sound of your own pounding heart and unintentional whimpers.

"How many is that now?"

"Three? You are only counting the ones since I made you stand."

"I can still taste you on my lips. Would you like another taste?"

"Soon. I'm not done making you cum this round."

"Please, what? Let you cum again? Not yet, I don't think you want it badly enough."

"Tell me who's my beautiful little slut and I'll let you."

Again, not my best work at all, I need in the moment inspiration.

[chellquin]

Guess I'm not letting go.