Now I'm imagining the 3zuns realizing that now that they have a kid, they have to rearrange their stuff so all of the non-kid-friendly stuff has to be out of reach/sight. They hide all the sexy stuff and put all of the breakables and pointy things out of reach.
Lan Xichen does not struggle with this much--Lan’s are very tidy with a place for everything and everything in its place. There were a few art pieces he had to put in storage for a few years or move up a few shelves, blunt the corners of a few tables but for the most part, he’s good to go.
Nie Mingjue has to figure out a wall mount for Baxia instead of a floor holder and keep a lock on his hair ornament box--some of them are the perfect size for swallowing. There might be a few sex related things, but I feel like those are mostly out of sight anyway--he might have a conversation with Huaisang about really, really, really not leaving his porn or Anything Else around just in case the kid gets in there.
Jin Guangyao has trouble with all the little things that A-Fu might swallow and quite a few hidden weapons that he needs to relocate, mourning the loss of his under-table sheath, that was so handy. He already locks the door to his bedroom whether he’s in there or not, so there’s not too much of a change with hiding sex things, but he does sometimes worry about the dagger under his pillow if A-Fu is fussing and needs to sleep with him.















