゚✧ closed, @goodsgraces .
pretending not to notice was a certain skill. it's one that nolan had never mastered, and rarely ever practiced. but after three pints and two hours of watching her from his peripheral, nolan was well past faux-naif. “ hi nat , ” he slumps in front of her, dramatically leaning against the nearest surface. “ i figured i would come say hi , since you won't . what is this about ? subverting gender roles ? because you're really just hurting my feelings . ” tucks his palm beneath his chin, “ also kinda fucked up you brought your ugly boyfriend to my birthday . ” it's an obvious probe, and she was likely too smart to fall for it, but he couldn't help himself. “ if i'm being honest , i already told half the party that he gave my friend a UTI , and the other half you're kissing cousins . if you have anything you want to add , i could make an announcement . "






