#gopher hole

[suckmachine]

Get in 👆

[bax16]

@offthebeatenpathtexas all the old guys were my favorite characters in the Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Except the actor's manager dude. He can rot >:\

[latenightshitposts]

Fact #5

If you want a natural fragrance, try Rolling In Soil.™ The fresh, earthy scent will immediately transport passerby to the nearest park or gopher hole!

[twoleighsinapod]

This weekend the oven at the coffee house at my school broke and they couldn't make food...

so they tried to get everyone to leave by playing “Closing Time” on loop, but everyone was out of it and didn’t get the message so we all sat there laughing about the song for twenty minutes before someone finally kicked us out. 

[overheardatthrive]

Random chatter (Part 4):

Dan: You're too shy and not strong enough to mow lawns, and that's all you can do? Better find another job. Student: I should catch gophers! Mike: Perfect! You could fit in the gopher hole.

[worncolors-blog]

We just got added to this show tonight! It's the last show at the Gopher Hole which is a bummer because we really like the place, but hopefully we can do it big and give it a proper sendoff.