#gotham blurbs

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Adrian + Ed + Dex is such a psycho combo you’re so incredible at showing it 🥴

I think they’d all crash out if virgin!Reader lets one of them pop her cherry… maybe Adrian’s upset about the bonding!

ANON YOU ARE SOOO SMART FOR THIS!

Adrian is indeed positively fuming. It's not funny to him now. That's his best friend, and by virtue of every law in the universe, your virginity also belongs to him! Think of the bonding experience! He fantasizes about how close it would make the two of you.

If you did decide to tell him, and pick him, he'll light up like a puppy dog. And then immediately drag you to the nearest room. Hey, maybe even the room you're currently in. Who cares if Economos is three feet away and fake gagging? Lead the way, bestie. He's down for wherever and whenever ;)

Que Adrian immeadiatley pressing you up to the wall and groping every part of you he can get his hands on. And licking. He takes that old saying, "I licked it, so it's mine." veryyy literally.

Adrian may be passive aggressive when the other two are brought up. He'd be hurt if you gave your v-card to someone other than him. Very, very hurt. And a hurt Adrian Chase turns into an emotional Adrian Chase. And an emotional Adrian Chase turns into a frustrated Adrian Chase. And a frustrated Adrian Chase tends to turn into a murderous Adrian Chase. He's got a twitchy trigger finger.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, Dex is also quietly fuming, but more so because he views you as something pure. The status of your virginity both stresses him out and makes him all the more obsessive. I firmly headcanon Dex as a virgin too, and you being one as well solidifies this idea in his head that you are meant to be together. That he needs to protect you from everyone who wants to steal this light from you.

Slight NSFW, but Dex daydreams about taking it more obsessively than the other two as well. He likes to think he would make it perfect for you. Go the whole nine yards with candles and flower petals. He'd be gentle. He'd make it the best for you.

Realistically he'd end up fucking you into the mattress like an animal.

So...uh...maybe Dex isnt exactly a good choice for your first time. Unless you're into literally being split open on your first go. Not that he'd ever admit that. The thought of hurting you is equivalent to blasphemy. However the man has little self control where you are concerned. (+Given this being his first experience too, he isn't in control of the situation at all. He doesn't know how it feels, or what to do, besides fuck.)

Dex is the kind of guy to watch porn and analyze it (in a very detached manner) to prepare himself. So is Eddie.

Speaking of Eddie, he isn't much better than Dex, having only two previous bodies on the body count. Kristen and Isabella both were the last time he got some play, and even then it wasn't a terribly good experience.

Finding out your a virgin to Eddie is significantly less stressful than it is to Dex and Adrian. Both Dex and Adrian want this aspect of you specifically, and they want it bad. It's almost a pyschological thing for them. They both mythologize it.

Eddie doesn't. He's a bit too logical for that. He considers the whole idea of virginity to be nothing more then a social construct. And in Eddie's pov, whether or not you're a virgin, you're getting laid down regardless. By him, of course.

That confidence only lasts because he's sure that you'll pick him over these two morons. (His words, not mine.)

Eventually though, he does get in his head about it. Unlike Dex and Adrian who are spiraling from the beginning, it's a slooooow descend for Eddie. It probably starts with a subtle want to share this experience with you, and ends with him having anxiety-induced nightmares over them touching you.

We all saw how he tried to kill Jim Gordon with a giant hydraulic press just for getting back into Lee's life. You might have to listen to all of his crazy torture porn fantasies and ideas on how to kill the other two.

Eddie catches on quickly to the situation at hand. The idea of anyone other than him having their hands on you makes him sick. Makes him want to cut their hands off.

Realistically I think Eddie would be the best choice for your first time. He has the ability to excercise some self control unlike Dex, and might not be talking the whole time like Adrian (Who rushes the main event a tad. He just gets excited okay) Eddie is a good balance in this department. He might be the only one that's actually gentle.

Until the Riddler comes out and starts rearranging your guts in a pussy drunken haze, that is.

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Okay important…

Adrian Chase vs Ed Nygma fighting for you—

Or… maybe add Benjamin Poindexter too?

Who would win? How would they interact with eachother? Is the reader just that cute and sunshiney and magnetic? Is the reader normal af and has the magic of attracting fucking freaks?

OH. MY GOD.

this ask literally just changed my life. Thank you so much anon you are a genius 🧠 also apologies for typos in advance i got really excited for this ask

When it comes to Adrian and Ed, I like to think Ed just fucking detests the guy. Adrian’s lack of understanding for the most part (social and otherwise) would get under his skin like no other.

He would probably be the sassiest man on this list, rolling his eyes and side-eyeing you whenever Adrian is brought up. He has no patience for what he refers too as blatant, mind boggling idiocy. He’s also probably the only one on this list to visibly crash out over this whole scenario. (Dex just doesn’t show it to you upfront like Ed does.)

Speaking of Dex, Eddy is ten times more threatened by him than by Adrian. Dex reminds him too much of his police force days. In his eyes, Dex is just the type of manic fed that would bully him in the GCPD. Eddy tends to pyschoanalze Dex from afar, with great distaste. He most certainly jabs at Dex being completely mentally unstable and impulsive. Look whose talking, Ed.

Unlike Adrian, Dex and Ed are also self aware enough to realize the blatant absurdity of their opponents. And themselves, to a degree.

Eddie is using that big brain of his to plan the most insane torture traps for Dex and Adrian. He thinks of all the saw traps he could put them through. Yeouch.

Adrian is less on the antagonistic side…at first. But simultaneously also the most conventionally jealous on this list. Whereas Ed and Dex could be considered possessive, a more fitting adjective for Adrian would be territorial and bitchy about it.

Adrian turns SO clingy, you’ll be lucky if you find the time to even see Ed and Dex, let alone talk to them. Seperation anxiety personified. He likes to pull you close and not leave your side. He’s shameless. Probably waits outside when you go to the bathroom. This makes Ed and Dex more murderous by the second. Even if Dex thinks Ed is a melodramatic freak, and Ed thinks Dex is a gunslinging brute- there is one thing they have in common. Adrian Chase gets on their fucking nerves.

And Adrian loves it. In his eyes, you’re already his bestfriend, his girlfriend, his. But this overconfidence doesn’t mix well with his increasingly obsessive desires. It’s one thing for Dex and Ed to already be criminals…which means he was going to kill them anyway, (or at least try too.) But now it’s personal. Adrian almost sees it as an act of chivalry. Don’t worry! He’ll be your hero, baby. He’ll keep you safe!

I like to imagine unlike Dex and Ed who both have incredibly intense, viceral reactions to their jealousy, Adrian’s still starts small and ends quiet. Jealousy isn’t a new emotion for him, but he can’t quite name it. Sociopath problems. His jealousy comes out in petty remarks that get increasingly threatening- until he’s unnervingly silent, already thinking of ‘shooting both of those fuckwads in the face.’

Both Adrian and Dex have this shared mentality where you’re theirs. You’re Adrian’s bestfriend. You’re Dex’s north star. Realistically, fufilling one of these roles is a taxing job in itself. But two? At the same time? They mutually think you belong to them and them alone. They both can’t handle the seperation, divided attention, favoritism…Eddie has a rough time too, but Adrian and Dex are really really really bad about it. Adrian and Dex are just both too insecure for that.

Speaking of, Dex is a whole case on his own. And surprisingly, this gives him the upper hand! Unlike Adrian and Ed that have been stalking you ever since they fell in love with you…Dex has been stalking you since before you knew he existed. I feel as though with Ed and Adrian, they both fall in love with personality and loyalty over time. But Dex is different. Dex could see you coming from a mile away. He knew you were his north star the moment he laid eyes on you.

Which is why…Dex has to take this serious. He plans it like a mission tactic in his head. He intends to show you that these guys belong in an insane asylum. Not him. He’s one of the good guys.

And how better to show you that then grab a sniper rifle out his closet and hunt some freaks down? Just like Adrian, I feel Dex has a huge hero complex about this entire thing too. He’s going to save you. Protect you. Your peace together. And then once the bloodbath is over, he can curl up at your feet like a dog. And in his head, you praise him endlessly for being your knight in shining armor. Consider this his “one good deed.”

Unfortunately for Dex, Adrian and Eddie are like cockroaches. They just can’t die. It makes his jaw clench so tight some nights you think it might pop. And everytime one of their names is mentioned infront of him, his knuckles go white on whichever item he’s holding.

He makes a vow to you and himself that they’ll die. He swears it, even. He’d get down on his knees for you if he could. Unlike the other too, Dex is the only one I can imagine actually begging you to pick him. Adrian doesn’t understand the situation well enough too, and Eddie’s ego won’t let him. But Dex has no problems, swearing to you that he’s just superior. Some nights, while you sleep in his arms pressed against his chest, he thinks of where and when he could aim his knives at their throats. He smiles as he unwinds, relaxing at the thought and your touch.

In short, they are all daydreaming of killing each other…and actively trying too! Interesting thing about these characters is that I feel they are all pretty evenly skilled in their own ways, so it’s hard to say who would win exactly. They might just all end up killing each other anyways, or Dex could pull through with an insane trickshot 🙈

Either way, theres no outcome in this situation where all three of them make it out alive. They are all so incredibly devoted people, especially to their loved ones, that it just drives them crazy.

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all i can think of are gotham villians that would 100% get incredibly possessive, pissy, and pouty when they have a dream of Y/N cheating on them.

Oswald? Yeah. He’s waking up in a cold sweat, drinking himself into a hangover with lots of insecure thoughts, before being very standoffish the next day with you, maybe even a little mean. More irritated then usual. You can either wait it out for him to calm down and realize he’s being silly or he’ll get hyper attentive to every move you make and accuse you of ACTUALLY cheating 😭 knock some sense into this man pls. superstitious and paranoid bird man thinks it’s a sign.

Jerome. Unlike Oswald, he will surprisingly gently wake up in the middle of the night. Theres no cold sweat or jolting awake, he just opens his eyes and stares at the ceiling for a few minutes….before settling on VIOLENTLY shaking you awake. You’ll be half asleep, and youll have to listen to him rant into the next day about how dream you is a total sleeze. You’ll be able to go back to sleep though, since his ranting is pretty much white noise. Despite this, he’s inwardly pouting. Will be passive aggressive the next day.

Jervis!!! He wakes up with a start and cannot erase the thought of someone else touching you. Makes him violently ill. Will polietly excuse himself from bed (Jervis, reader is asleep, they cant hear you) and will either throw up or just start tweaking. Won’t be able to fall back to sleep. The next day expect some eerily calm smiles and EXTRA affectionate doting, just incase you think you arent getting enough attention at home with him. which is where you belong.

they are all delusional. i love them sm

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I have returned with ONE more for Valeska twins. (Pls and thank you!)

🫒 - what kind of hugger is your f/o? do they give good hugs? do they like hugs? do they like receiving hugs?

Jerome: Oh, he's a BIG hugger. Receiving them, giving them. You can bet this guy is giving you a big, swooping bear hug. He's VERY touchy to say the least! I think a part of him definitely finds physical touch to be his one true love language, so he absolutely adores hugs. Expect plenty of cuddles, where his hands grip you a smidge too tight. Especially after reuniting when he gets back from a chaotic spree of his, or when he gets a little too excited and giggly. Small bit of NSFW, but this habit of his definietly doesn't leave in the bedroom ;) He is ALL about touch, and has ZERO qualms cuddling up to you at even the most inopportune times. Truly a guy with no sense of boundaries. "PDA" is just normal displays of affection to him!

Jeremiah: Pre!spray Jeremiah loves a good hug, in moderation. His hugs are long, sweet, not "rare" exactly, but every now and then. Unlike Jerome, his hugs are much less spontanious. But boy are they warm and reassuring. He deals them out when one of you isn't feeling up to par, rather than very frequently. Regardless, his hugs are very long, and it turns more into a sweet cuddle sesh, where you both admit some pent up feelings and take care of each other <3 He's not opposed to hugs if you give them to him though- as long as he isn't too busy working!

Post!spray Jeremiah still isn't as in-your-face touchy as Jerome is, but he is CERTAINLY flashy about it. I'm talking the type of hugs where he smoothly picks you up, spins you around, so you two can waltz the day away in each others arms. It's less of a hug and more of a little elegant dance. If you initiate the hug, he'll either reciprocate tenfold or shrug you off (depending on how stressed he is, he doesn't take losing well.) His hugs are very intimate, hand delicately tracing the small of your back while he maintains that eye contact. Post!spray Jere most likely gives the best hugs on this list; he has a way of making you feel like you two are starring in your own little show <3

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🧅 - what makes your f/o cry? do they get emotional at sad movies or books? do they only get emotional under very rare circumstances?

For Jerome and Jeremiah pls :3

Jerome: He swears he doesn't really cry, and if he does, he's more of an "I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating!" type of guy. That's not to say he won't pretend too, though! Whether it's for comedic effect, or his voice taking on a satirical whiney tone talking to poor Bruce about his parents, he has no problem faking it to put someone down! We also saw how good he was at crying to fool Jim, so ;) It's rare to see this fella cry, but if he does, it's gotta be something REAL serious. Whenever he feels sad normally, he turns it into a big joke! So for him to cry, I can see him for once tapping realll into those emotions his sociopathic self represses, especially if he thinks he's losing something he cares about or depends on, like you.

Jeremiah: Again, he's not a crier per se, but pre!spray Jeremiah does cry on a relatively healthy basis. Whether he's stressed, or mulling over his mother, or obsessively worrying about Jerome's hunt for him...sometimes a few stray tears can spill. Not to mention if he sees something that reminds him of home. He could even cry over his gratefulness for you, if you're sticking with him in the hideout! Post!spray Jere is WAY more like his brother. Hard to get him to cry, but not impossible. He's definitely the more emotional of the two twins, and is quick to cry when he gets frustrated (as seen with Bruce). He has less of a grip over his own emotions than Jerome does. I can also see him happy crying when he's a little manic, ex. if you return his feelings. It's that wide grin that spreads, while his eyes start to water, that remind you just how intense he truly feels about you.

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this image was the first thing that came up when i typed in “jerome valeska” on pinterest. completely unprompted. there were no tags or titles or comments that in anyway related to jerome. im taking this as fate telling me this is something jerome would 100% do or say.

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NSFW; not really a headcanon post, but i was doing my daily gotham rewatch and GOD i just need to speak about Oswald and how Frankie Carbone’s death in 1x07 was 100% a metaphor for sex.

Call me crazy, but the hints are there. The speech Oswald gives about love conquering all. When you know what a man loves; you know what can destroy him. The whole scene is an allegory for Oswald’s rise in Gotham, his struggle with being loved- how killing Frankie and moving to the top one step at a time is orgasmic for him. Power is Oswalds own version of sex, his orgasm, his love.

The way Oswald clutches him as he kills him? The soft hush and shh as he cradles the body. The way he pulls away, panting, heavily breathing as he witnesses that feeling. The way he moves in, holding Frankie’s head, before pressing a looooong forehead kiss, petting him. Even the way Gabe and the other henchman share a weird look, as though their witnessing something private, intimate, strange.

Just saying; you see throughout the series forehead kisses are prominent in how Oswald displays affection, how he kisses Edward (the dog!) and even how he kisses the man he kills in season 2.

You can’t tell me Oswald wouldn’t be absolutley ravishing someone and pressing a long intimate forehead kiss while he’s still inside them. God, he needs to be CONNECTED in every possible way to everyone he kills or loves.

Frankie Carbone’s death, imo, is the closest thing we see to Oswald having sex. And I think it’s so interesting and so overtly important. Even the episode is titled after Oz.

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NSFW; no thoughts rn except gotham tv men who TRY to be subby at first, but then get fed up with readers teasing and simply have to top.

Jervis? yes. type of man to let you on top, eager to see what you do with him. imagine the shakey breaths hes letting out. then as soon as he feels your walls around him, he's closing his eyes in bliss, before immediately flipping you over and fucking the LIFE out of you. It's your fault, he thinks, you just feel too good.

Oswald? ALSO YES. your on top, poor nervous baby, just wanted a stress reliever. He's horny, feeling tired from work- and your just riding him into oblivion. The way you clench around him is a feeling so unfamiliar after being celibate for so long, and he can't help but just buck his hips into you, forcing you to pick up the pace. Eventually he's sucking your tits and slapping your ass, forcing his dick up into you to hit all your sweet spots.

There has to be more but my brain is short circuiting too much to think of any others