#gotham news

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

The Scarecrow blows up a hobby lobby because they refused to sell him burlap says disgruntled employee now applying at Bat-burger

This is Gotham news at 11 -- more on this story in the hour

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[gotham-ledgers-found-at-midnight]

unfortunately a local villain has made off with the rest of our newspaper before it made it to the printer last december please stay tuned while we work on gaining the rest of it

full article coming soon to a Gotham newspaper stand near you

read down below for more info

art belongs to: @jjmk-jjmk (did the one with jason and the santa sack) and phil cho (did the candy cane guns one)

a/n: at request i will take down artwork if need be i do not own the art in these clippings as stated before this is just a fun side project :)

[thegothamscoop]

The Gotham Scoop, The Alley Fire: What really happened that night. Hi Gotham! Bella here, this is the first article of many concerning the Crime alley Fire that occurred on the 6/17/2017. This topic is incredibly personal to me and all others who grew up in Crime Alley, so I refuse to stop until I can give you all an answer of what happened that night. Hope you enjoy the article!

Bella Porter

[gothamnewsnetwork-official]

The Second Blood Son - the affair of Mrs. Drake

It is no secret that Gotham’s resident celebrity billionaire, Bruce Wayne (see related articles), has a habit of collecting children like how most other celebrities collect cars, and it is also no secret that Mr. Wayne is a rather promiscuous individual, or at least was in his younger years.

Mr. Wayne has been suspected of being in many relationships with members of Gotham, Star City, Metropolis, one-percent, as well as prominent social figures such as Clark Kent (see related articles), Lois Lane (see related articles), and Lucifer Morningstar (see related articles), and even the occasional vigilante (see related posts).

Despite all this he is only reported to have one biological child. His youngest son, Damian Wayne-Al-Ghul (see related articles), who he gained custody of only a few years back after a seemingly non-existent legal battle with the boy’s mother, Talia Al-Ghul (see related articles).

Mr. Wayne-Al-Ghul seems to be proud of this fact, often joking with his siblings about being the only ‘blood son’ of Mr. Wayne, and therefore the actual heir to Wayne Enterprises instead of his brother, Timothy ‘Tim’ Drake-Wayne (see related articles).

This, of course, is all in good fun, but what if we told you that the youngest Wayne child was, in fact, wrong? That Damian Wayne-Al-Ghul isn’t the sole blood-child of our resident billionaire-himbo?

Earlier today we received an anonymous tip on the subject. The commenter claimed to have been house staff of the Drake family (see related articles) prior to the untimely accident that left Mr. Drake-Wayne an orphan. They claimed that many a time Mr. Drake would make passive-agressive comments towards his wife and son regarding the boy’s parentage.

According to the commenter, Mr. and Ms. Drake were rarely intimate and the pair had a long streak of infidelity (see related articles), Ms. Drake’s alleged cheating starting just shy of a year prior to the birth of their son.

The commenter also includes audio recordings of an argument overheard while they worked at the Drake’s home over both Mr. Drake’s alleged involvement with other women and his refusal to admit to his alleged infertility.

If these claims are to be believed it is almost certain Tim Drake-Wayne is a bastard child, the only question is to whom? There has been prior speculation over Mr. Drake-Wayne’s parentage given that his parents detest for one another was not particularly discreet (see related articles) as well as the fact that he bears a striking resemblance to his adoptive father, Bruce Wayne.

We at Gotham Reports are readily inclined to believe this theory, given the aforementioned similarities, and the fact that Mr. Wayne took in Mr. Drake-Wayne almost immediately after the tragedy. This leads to some rather interesting discussion about whether or not Mr. Drake-Wayne and Mr. Wayne are aware of their alleged blood relation, as well as if it would change anything in the dynamic of the Wayne children (see related articles).

Of course this is all alleged, and given that there has been no move to have Mr. Drake’s genetic parentage tested we may never have a complete answer. Regardless, we believe it is worth noting in any further discussions on the dynamics of the extended Wayne family.

Let us know your thoughts on the topic (here)

Gotham Reports is certified in unbiased, fair, and reliable reporting

See the post that inspired this article (here)

[jasonwayne-todd]

@gotham1news, when I catch you...

1- The black haired woman beside me IS Spencer. I am not cheating on my wife.

2- "Eyewitnesses" were the drones Vicky Vale uses to peer into the windows of our home at all hours.

3- You are supposed to be a credible news source, but you continue to allow people like Vicky Vale to besmirch your reputation and mine, simply because I have no interest in her, nor have I ever had any interest in her.

4- On the evening that this photo was taken, Spencer and I were in Aruba. This isn't even us.

5- I'm suing Vicky Vale for slander.

[sassatoru]

bruce wayne is NOT batman. 😒 stop making shit up.

[violentbat]

Gotham News be like: "Yeah so the escaped zoo animals are still somewhere in the city, the police have been distracted by the fact that a guy in a red mask killed Black Mask. More updates on the Riddler-- freshly broken out of Arkham after an eleven-month stint-- who this morning terrorized a class of kindergartners, holding the class hostage as he made negotiators solve nursery rhyme riddles. The Batman, the one man keeping the city from going to hell in a handbasket, recently went to space with other heroes to battle some threat. Sources say he'll be back soon, but don't worry, his team of children and some possible young adults have the city handled. More at 9."