Jason Peter Todd/ Dad Hood

I love my dad, ok? Red Hood. Vigilante. Technically a zombie. Crimelord (allegedly). We do not discuss The Great Ludwig Incident.

[jasonwayne-todd]

🔫 Jason Todd/ Red Hood (a.k.a. Dad Hood) 🔫

Hey, people. I’m Red Hood. Jason. You can call me Jay, Todd, Jason, Hood, Dad, Red—whatever. The only person allowed to call me Jaybin is my dad. Don’t test it.

⚠️ Quick facts:

Professional crime-fighter, occasional crime-doer (don’t tell B).

If you’re a kid, odds are I’ll accidentally adopt you. Don’t fight it.

Yes, I love my family. Everyone thinks I hate them because of the whole Joker thing—spoiler alert: I don’t. We’ve all killed him at least once. None of us know how he keeps coming back. It’s a mystery. Or a tax loophole.

Beating the M!preg allegations off with a stick.

This is a blog of adults, for adults. While there is nothing overtly unsafe for minors in the ChaosVerse, where this blog is located, please keep this in mind.

If you interact with my blog and are not one of my children, I will assume you are not a minor and treat you as such. This blog, like the rest of the ChaosVerse, is not built around the fact that someone might be and will not change because somebody is a child.

💍 BIG NEWS: MY WIFE IS BACK. That’s right. Ring on finger. MARRIED. TAKEN. IN LOVE. (Shoutout to @may-chaos-reign 💕)

👪 Family & Friends:

Best friends: @arrowsnsarcasm (Roy Harper), Artemis, and Bizarro

Niece: Lian Harper

Dad: @aguydressedasabat

Kids: @leolikeslemurs, @i-heart-redhood, @gamblinggirl, @teenytinydinosaurs, @angrylittlefox, 🪼, @damithomaswayne, @itonlyhastobetruetoday, @elesameow, @bat-phantom, @yourfriendlyishneighbourhoodnerd, @secondplanetfromthesun, @theonlysakura, @whyarebooksmylife, @timmy-joker-junior @cammy5252 @cat-lover-over-9000 @icadump

(RIP to the one lost in the last timeline collapse—you are missed)

IF YOU ARE ONE OF MY CHILDREN, PLEASE CLICK HERE

Family includes: @august0bone, @bat-bunni, @asher312 and more

Chaos documented at: @keeping-up-with-the-waynes

Rules? Be cool and we’ll get along. (If you need the full novel-length version, check @may-chaos-reign’s pinned because I’m not typing all that.)

If you’re the Joker—fuck you.

Everyone else—asks open, DMs open, interactions welcome. Let’s cause some trouble.

—Jay

[gotham1news]

WE ARE SO BACK

Mia Chang

[jasonwayne-todd]

OH YEAH

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hello my little robin,

Though I suppose you’re no longer little nor robin…uhm we’ll have to look for a more fitting name.

Regardless, how are you doing Jay?

@woman-wonder

AUNT DIANA!!!!!!!

Hey! I'm good! I'm alive. I'm married and I have kids now!

*Aggressively shows pictures*

[woman-wonder]

“Oh what a beautiful family!

I can’t believe you’re all grown up, it seems like it was yesterday we first met”

Diana tears up a little when she sees the pictures but quickly recovers

“I am truly happy for you Jay, you deserve the world”

[jasonwayne-todd]

"THanks, Aunt Di." Jason hugs her "Hey! You should totally come over for dinner sometime! My wife would love to meet you and the kids think you're the most awesome person ever."

Jason gets more excited as he talks

"ALSO bytheway my wife is actually like an interdimensional eldritch being which is basically the personification of the idea of chaos but I think you'd get along wonderfully."

He pauses.

"THat was a lot of big words."

[woman-wonder]

“Oh…well, that’s for sure an…interesting marital choice”

She stops for a little to process the information before speaking again

“Of course I do not judge, though I do wonder how that marriage came to be”

A small chuckle scapes her lips

“I would be honored to have dinner with your family”

[jasonwayne-todd]

Jason's eyes narrow in sincerity

"I have no shame in begging on my knees"

He lightens up

"YES I will tell the family!"

[woman-wonder]

She chuckles at Jason’s statement and then claps her hands together

“Perfect! Be sure to inform me of the date and I will adjust my schedule for you dear”

[jasonwayne-todd]

"Well, everyone will be home on Wednesday night, so that would be perfect!"

[woman-wonder]

Amazing!! I’ll make sure to be there then, should I bring anything specific? I’d hate to meet your family and come in empty handed

[jasonwayne-todd]

Oh, shucks! Just bring yourself and we'll be happy campers!

[jasonwayne-todd]

“Dad I’ve made something for you”

shows you a picture made from macaroni noodles

It was a picture of chickens getting eaten by a t-Rex

“So do you like it?”

-Sincerely Kat

@katlovescatsforever (my new blog)

Wow, hun. This is definately a thing you made. The question is... what in heaven's name is it?

[katlovescatsforever]

It’s a bunch of delicious chickens getting eaten by a bbq macaroni T-Rex :3

[jasonwayne-todd]

Okay

[jasonwayne-todd]

Ooc: im still working on the doc with the info but I was wondering if I could start role playing with you? The setting and overall situation is all up to you.

- @damiansbabybrother

Oh sure! I'm trying to be active but it may take a while just for me to reply

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hello my little robin,

Though I suppose you’re no longer little nor robin…uhm we’ll have to look for a more fitting name.

Regardless, how are you doing Jay?

@woman-wonder

AUNT DIANA!!!!!!!

Hey! I'm good! I'm alive. I'm married and I have kids now!

*Aggressively shows pictures*

[woman-wonder]

“Oh what a beautiful family!

I can’t believe you’re all grown up, it seems like it was yesterday we first met”

Diana tears up a little when she sees the pictures but quickly recovers

“I am truly happy for you Jay, you deserve the world”

[jasonwayne-todd]

"THanks, Aunt Di." Jason hugs her "Hey! You should totally come over for dinner sometime! My wife would love to meet you and the kids think you're the most awesome person ever."

Jason gets more excited as he talks

"ALSO bytheway my wife is actually like an interdimensional eldritch being which is basically the personification of the idea of chaos but I think you'd get along wonderfully."

He pauses.

"THat was a lot of big words."

[woman-wonder]

“Oh…well, that’s for sure an…interesting marital choice”

She stops for a little to process the information before speaking again

“Of course I do not judge, though I do wonder how that marriage came to be”

A small chuckle scapes her lips

“I would be honored to have dinner with your family”

[jasonwayne-todd]

Jason's eyes narrow in sincerity

"I have no shame in begging on my knees"

He lightens up

"YES I will tell the family!"

[woman-wonder]

She chuckles at Jason’s statement and then claps her hands together

“Perfect! Be sure to inform me of the date and I will adjust my schedule for you dear”

[jasonwayne-todd]

"Well, everyone will be home on Wednesday night, so that would be perfect!"

[jasonwayne-todd]

“Dad I’ve made something for you”

shows you a picture made from macaroni noodles

It was a picture of chickens getting eaten by a t-Rex

“So do you like it?”

-Sincerely Kat

@katlovescatsforever (my new blog)

Wow, hun. This is definately a thing you made. The question is... what in heaven's name is it?

[jasonwayne-todd]

DARLING, CHILDREN

Aunt Diana is having dinner with us!

@may-chaos-reign and my ever-growing list of children

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hello my little robin,

Though I suppose you’re no longer little nor robin…uhm we’ll have to look for a more fitting name.

Regardless, how are you doing Jay?

@woman-wonder

AUNT DIANA!!!!!!!

Hey! I'm good! I'm alive. I'm married and I have kids now!

*Aggressively shows pictures*

[woman-wonder]

“Oh what a beautiful family!

I can’t believe you’re all grown up, it seems like it was yesterday we first met”

Diana tears up a little when she sees the pictures but quickly recovers

“I am truly happy for you Jay, you deserve the world”

[jasonwayne-todd]

"THanks, Aunt Di." Jason hugs her "Hey! You should totally come over for dinner sometime! My wife would love to meet you and the kids think you're the most awesome person ever."

Jason gets more excited as he talks

"ALSO bytheway my wife is actually like an interdimensional eldritch being which is basically the personification of the idea of chaos but I think you'd get along wonderfully."

He pauses.

"THat was a lot of big words."

[woman-wonder]

“Oh…well, that’s for sure an…interesting marital choice”

She stops for a little to process the information before speaking again

“Of course I do not judge, though I do wonder how that marriage came to be”

A small chuckle scapes her lips

“I would be honored to have dinner with your family”

[jasonwayne-todd]

Jason's eyes narrow in sincerity

"I have no shame in begging on my knees"

He lightens up

"YES I will tell the family!"

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hello my little robin,

Though I suppose you’re no longer little nor robin…uhm we’ll have to look for a more fitting name.

Regardless, how are you doing Jay?

@woman-wonder

AUNT DIANA!!!!!!!

Hey! I'm good! I'm alive. I'm married and I have kids now!

*Aggressively shows pictures*

[woman-wonder]

“Oh what a beautiful family!

I can’t believe you’re all grown up, it seems like it was yesterday we first met”

Diana tears up a little when she sees the pictures but quickly recovers

“I am truly happy for you Jay, you deserve the world”

[jasonwayne-todd]

"THanks, Aunt Di." Jason hugs her "Hey! You should totally come over for dinner sometime! My wife would love to meet you and the kids think you're the most awesome person ever."

Jason gets more excited as he talks

"ALSO bytheway my wife is actually like an interdimensional eldritch being which is basically the personification of the idea of chaos but I think you'd get along wonderfully."

He pauses.

"THat was a lot of big words."

[jasonwayne-todd]

Dad I ate a cockroach, I’m on the floor having a seizure help 🥲

-Kat

WhY On GOD"S GREEN EARTH whould you do THAT

[cat-lover-over-9000]

It looked yummy 😋

-Kat

[jasonwayne-todd]

no...

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hello my little robin,

Though I suppose you’re no longer little nor robin…uhm we’ll have to look for a more fitting name.

Regardless, how are you doing Jay?

@woman-wonder

AUNT DIANA!!!!!!!

Hey! I'm good! I'm alive. I'm married and I have kids now!

*Aggressively shows pictures*

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hey I know today’s a rough day for you, wanted to check in and see how you’re doing

@poweredbyzestiandspite

I'm alive lol

[jasonwayne-todd]

Dad I ate a cockroach, I’m on the floor having a seizure help 🥲

-Kat

WhY On GOD"S GREEN EARTH whould you do THAT

[jasonwayne-todd]

Bnuny.

*gently places a bunny on Jason's head*

Bnuny. His name is Bob.

Bnuny

[jasonwayne-todd]

Hey Dad, prank war's over I'm too busy to keep pranking you, and I'm trying to write an album that sounds good when all of the songs are played in a specific order.

I'm tired and I had fun taping you to walls and stuff, but this isn't practical.

Sincerely,

Hopeful-Soapbat.

Oh okay

[jasonwayne-todd]

I’m just a little guy and I’m scared. Help.

Me too!