Things said by the batfamily during a commercial flight.
“What do you mean you don’t have enough first class seats ma’am?”
“You’re flying Economy, brat, you’re the one with the shortest legs”
“No way, Todd, last time I checked the legally dead can’t fly”
“Extra cost for overweight luggage? Since when?”
“Bet you 20 bucks Jason gets stopped by security”
“No sir, I swear I don’t have any sharps or firearms within my person”
“No sir, that’s not meth it’s purple food colouring”
“I swear I am not related to any of them”
“4 dollars for a bottle of water? Fuck no, drink from the water faucet”
“Where’s Dick? Our zone just got called,”
“Where do you think? Getting skin care airport size products at Duty Free”
“Listen here everyone, I am boarding that plane with or without you,”
“I call dibs on sitting next to Alfred,”
“Absolutely no. I am sitting next to Alfred, or else you’re all grounded”
“Why is Tim not waking up? We’re boarding soon”
“He knocked himself out with melatodine gummies”
“Master Jason, please don’t draw on your brother’s face while he’s unconscious”
“It’s our chance, let’s ditch Drake for real”
“Shit i can’t find my passport”
“I can lend you one of mine. I’ve got Ireland, UK, Spain, Singapore, Russian, and North Korea’s”
“How in the hell you got a North Korean passport?”
“Are you wearing red hair in your Irish passport?”
“Can you believe it? They have 100 ml Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair!”
“This salad is disgusting, Father, i can’t eat this”
“I’ll stab you Drake i swear”
“How did you slipped a knife through security?”
“Only a knife? What an Amateur”
