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[theartofsimpatry]

Yandere Heimdall Headcanons

-Comes off as a tsundere yandere, its kinda scary when he likes you and pretending like he doesn’t

-Bullies the shit out of you

-Makes fun of you all the time :(

-Will especially make fun of your body

-if you’re skinny: he’ll call you boyish and asks if you’re really a woman and how maybe he should “check”

-if you’re chubby: he’ll call you a cow, *his* cow and will make disgusting inhumane comments about your tits

-No one else is allowed to make fun of you though (besides Odin, sorry)

-He caught some helmet-head talking about your body in a derogatory way (probably to impress Heimdall), Heimdall proceeded to beat the shit out of them and make them get on their hands and knees and apologize to you

-Will want to brand you, originally wanted to do it with an iron but other Aesir started to judge him and Odin told him to chill out… so Odin gave him a magical seal that can act like a brand (inspo pics at the end of what that brand would look like)

-His favorite thing is to watch you, both when you know and don’t know that he’s watching you

-Heimdall likes to surprise you while you’re busy and you least expect it, when you just used the bathroom and are leaving? You open the door to his purple eyes calling you disgusting.

-Why does he treat you like so? It’s because you’re a temptress.. purposely doing what you do to seduce him. How does it feel? Do you feel good knowing you have the Harold of Ragnarök wanting you? You’re disgusting for dressing like a whore but *fine* he’ll treat you like one

[careful-please]

If the gods lived in modern times what kind of cars would they drive? I think kratos would have some kind of American muscle car or a huge truck. Loki might just get a dirt bike and call it a day. Freya might go for a prius or a Benz. But Týr? I can only see Týr in an off road dune buggy.

He would live for mud-slinging and safaris. The unadulterated joy on his face as he slips and spins in swampy mires or kicks up huge dust clouds in the Sahara. I can just see him laughing unrestrained with kratos in the passenger seat holding on for dear life with a big ol scowl on his face and mimir swinging wildly from the rearveiw mirror yelling at Týr to stop; for the love of all that is unholy, please just stop man.

[cherubim666]

atreus but hes got heterochromia and 1 eye is like this (kratos’s eye color instead of brown)

[theartofsimpatry]

Heimdall general headcanons

-The golden child of Odin, this is pretty obvious by how he was given the responsibility of Gjallarhorn.

-Heimdall was Odin’s favorite as Heimdall did everything he could to impress his father. He never stepped out of line and dealt with his emotional issues by leaning even farther into his father’s manipulations.

-Heimdall tied his ego to his father. If Heimdall was the best in his father’s eyes then he was the best in the world. If Odin was ever disappointed in him then Heimdall’s ego could entirely break apart.

-He is the 2nd youngest of his siblings, only a 100 or so years older than Baldur. Heimdall hates the fact that he’s a bastard. He has 9 mothers, a mother from each of the realms (idk how that works but its mythology so 🤷🏽‍♀️). He doesn’t identify or acknowledge his mothers’ existences or heritage, he only identifies as Aesir like his father.

-If you bring it up, he will drop you off the walls.

-He was raised solely by Odin, giving him no chance to ever hear another perspective of the world during his important years of development </3

-Because of his very clear mommy and daddy issues, he has never seriously perused a woman, he would only marry a woman if Odin wanted him to have a bride. And I can’t see him fathering any bastards.

-He may take on a male lover once in a while, in the Roman way of “im teaching him to be a warrior” which includes Heimdall teaching him to fight and bending him over.

-He has the internalized homophobia of “its between men so it doesn’t count as love/sex” and secretly fears Odin finding out.

-Odin knows all of this and literally couldn’t give less of a shit but he likes the thought of potentially having smth to use against Heimdall if he rebels.

-Heimdall was given his gift by Odin in his youth, when he was turning from a teen to a man. He couldn’t keep up physically with Thor and didn’t have a curse put upon him making him immortal like Baldur so Odin decided to “reward” him for his loyalty.

-Bifrost eyes, able to see into anyone’s mind but cursed to never being able to see into Odin’s.

-Heimdall gained equal status to Thor and Baldur in the eyes of the rest of the Aesir. And he ravishes in his title of “Undefeated”.

[theartofsimpatry]

Heimdall x reader SMUT Headcanons🔞

-Even though it’s clear that no one in the 9 realms likes him, I doubt Heimdall is a virgin.

-He has a fair amount of experience, and a lower sex drive compared to the rest of his family.

-He doesn’t pleasure himself ever as he views it as below him and would rather take his sexual frustrations out on a willing Aesir. Usually the Aesir is just trying to get into his pants to climb up the Aesir’s social ladder and he knows this.

-I can see him obsessing over 1 woman, depending on her heritage, is how he treats her.

-If you’re an Aesir either a lesser or an Aesir god doesn’t matter; he would treat you a lil coldly and would only sleep with you and immediately leave for the walls again.

-If you’re not an Aesir; then he would treat you sadistically, regularly humiliating you and trying to break you down entirely.

-Ironically being the god that can hear and see all, he values his privacy. Whatever relationship he has with you, it’ll be kept behind closed doors.

-You won’t be close to his family, I doubt his family would even know the sound of your voice.

-He would have his own place, away from prying eyes and his annoying brothers.

-His kinks and fetishes lean on the sadistic side but his treatment of you in bed, very much depends on your heritage.

-Non-Aesir: he loves to control your orgasms, he can overstimulate or edge you for hours~

-He forces you to drink his spit then facefuck you till you choke and cry.

-Tell him how big his cock is, try to fight against him and he’ll put you back into your place.

-He’ll easily dodge your attacks against him and he’ll pin you onto your bed. The more you fight, the more excited he gets.

-Dont be surprised if he wants to brand you in some way… :(. (Anyone remember Durlin?)

-You would be kept in a secret location, where only he knows and you rely on him for survival.

-Want food? Say his name and suck on his cock and he’ll give you some leftovers from the mess hall (what an asshole).

-if you’re good, you’ll have a pet to keep you company while hes gone.

-Aesir: He would be more gentle with you, he’s still an asshole tho

-you won’t have hickies on any body part that’s visible, he thinks its trashy.

-you will have full control over his house as its a “woman’s job” while hes out patrolling the walls and bullying kids

-its like living by yourself then your not-actually-husband-but-yall-practically-married visits 3x a month to take his sexual frustrations out on you

-he loves flaunting his powers over you, loving knowing exactly where to touch you to make you a mess

-i can see him taking you over the counter while you were making dinner

-He always attacks you when your mind is at the most busiest! When you finally really get into your chores around the house and totally stop thinking about Heimdall, suddenly theres two cold thick fingers between your folds.