As long as you hate me

hi tumblr. it's me. the pathetic little meow meow no one asked for or cares about. I just have random shit and fixations on here. don't mind me or my super horny stage. we ballin here. also I have a tag for most of my hc and fic writing. #carefulwrites

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[careful-please]

Op you still gotta answer the question. Don't leave us hanging like that op

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[randomdeinonychus]

You absolutely must unmute this video.

[cilantrhoes]

[itsbeeugaymers]

can I reblog for both?

[six-sox]

I’m reblogging for both

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[mabeltanaka]

The Aristocats (1970)

[cainstellan]

my Mount Rushmore of Irish men

I follow in my mother (Brittany broski)‘s footsteps

[staff]

we fucked up

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[dogposts]

Little Rosie wanted to get up on the bed with her owners, so they built her a puppy ramp. (via)

[idontgettechnology]

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

[dankmemeuniversity]

[were--ralph]

[thememedaddy]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[naamahdarling]

I told him he was NOT allowed to bite me and do NOT do that again!!! and he literally bluescreened. Did Not Compute.

[brightlotusmoon]

How old is he

[naamahdarling]

Bastard months old.

He is basically a caffeinated weasel on stilts, so I think about 6 months. He sees the vet for the first time tomorrow so we'll see what he says.

We need to get him a neuter ASAP because if the ongoing romance between him and his blanket is any indication, he is sexually mature. I hate to confiscate his balls but. You know. The spraying.

[littlemut]

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

[kawaii-pigeon]

Like when my... No.. i shant say

[novas-yugioh-villain-path]

[official-lucifers-child]

[were--ralph]

What's wrong with pineapples?

[dabouse]

oh, you sweet summer child

[were--ralph]

genuinely i don't get it can you explain

[ladyknightskye]

Oh more sweet summer children who do not know the Lore.

[were--ralph]

can someone explain it instead of being vague about it??

[were--ralph]

oh how interesting!

[machoestofmen]

The Devil, grinning devilishly after hearing peeps talking about the Devil's Sacrament: "Hey, what's this Devil's Sacrament I keep hearing about?"