Wednesday : season 2 - Part. 2 - Quotes
"- How's our little cadaver? (Gomez)
- The doctor suggested I read to her. I chose Macbeth. Nothing like death, despair, and dismemberment to try and snap her out of her coma." (Morticia - Episode 5)
"- Your hubris has yet again made you the architect of your own demise. (Larissa Weems)
- I didn't think death could make you any more condescending. (Wednesday)
- And your arrogance has only made you more insufferable. I'm here to make sure that you don't scorch the earth any further. (Larissa Weems)
- Scorched earth is just a warm-up. I aim for total incineration." (Wednesday - Episode 5)
"- I live here, remember ? You're probably still sore from your injuries.(Enid)
- Pain reminds me that I'm still alive." (Wednesday - Episode 5)
"- Who are you talking to? (Enid)
- No one. (Wednesday)
- Okay, I'm going to blame this conversation on your head trauma. (Enid)
- Your silence is deafening. (Weems)
- If you're not gonna give me my psychic ability back, you're dismissed. (Wednesday)
- I'm not a genie. I don't grant wishes. If you want your ability back, that starts with an honest self-assessment." (Weems - Episode 5)
"- Your Uncle Fester had a chupacabra when he was about your age. No matter how much of his blood he gave it to drink, it wasn't meant to be a pet." (Gomez - Episode 5)
"- Who would be reckless enough to try? I... I strongly recommend that you don't entertain the idea.
- Of course not. That would be insane." (Episode 5)
"- I was going to have Lurch burn all of the Thornhill's things. Your preferred method of destroying vital information that I need?" (Episode 5)
"- We never really got a chance to talk since you woke up.
- I'm most comfortable with uncomfortable silence." (Wednesday - Episode 5)
"- Thornhill was psychotic. But genius and madness are strange bedfellows." (Wednesday - Episode 5)
"- Please. We both know there isn't an altruistic bone in your body. This is about your pathological need to control everything." (Weems - Episode 5)
"- Hate is a feeling, Miss Addams. Along with fear, contempt, concern, and love. All emotions you think can be boxed up and stored in your subconscious. But that boy is a ticking time bomb. If you don't find a way to defuse it, it could explode at the most calamitous moment." (Weems - Episode 5)
"- I've always believed that to be haunted is a choice. What we are really haunted by is our past. No matter how hard we try to shake it free, it has us by the teeth. (Wednesday)
- Oh, fiddlesticks! (Enid)
- If this past haunts us... the present is a graveyard that requires payment for transgressions." (Wednesday - Episode 5)
"- But that strength demands emotional clarity. I don't need to deal with any emotions, and I don't need to cater to my mother's maudlin need to insert herself into my life. (Wednesday)
- Your lack of empathy is what makes you the weak link, spiritually speaking. (Weems)
- I'm the only link that matters. (Wednesday)
- What a bold move for somebody who has no poker face." (Weems - Episode 6)
"- He's just trying to live his life now that he's got a second chance. (Pugsley)
- Your heart is as soft as your skull. Can your pea brain remember anything else?" (Wednesday - Episode 6)
"- I crank up my psychic sight so I can spy on old enemies. Just a few flashes of their suffering. Usually brightens my mood. (Wednesday)
- Did it ever occur to you that we're all just trying our best? (Enid)
- Trying your best means you're planning on failing and letting me know in advance." (Wednesday - Episode 6)
"- Or was that your girlfriend you failed to mention in an act of time-honored, misogynistic deception?" (Enid - Episode 6)
"- Your newfound cynicism is refreshing." (Wednesday)
- Only you would leave psychic scar tissue in a body swap." (Enid - Episode 7)
"- It may have been pernicious, but it was enlightening." (Episode 7)
"- We didn't speak again.
- Spare me your saccharine stroll down memory lane." (Wednesday - Episode 7)
"- I'm just relieved that you're unscathed. (Grandmama)
- Neither of us have an iota of compassion. (Wednesday)
- It's one of our most endearing traits. The bigger the offer, the sweeter the grovel. (Grandmama)
- You want to see the whites of his eyes when you reject him. (Wednesday)
- There are few greater thrills than witnessing the exact moment when a man's spirit is broken. Time to put Dort out of his misery. If he hasn't drowned in his flop sweat already." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- I knew you'd come under my black wing eventually. You may be an Addams, but you're a Frump at heart. What little heart you have." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- My ego has never been more expertly stroked. But flattery is like formaldehyde. It is to be sniffed, never swallowed." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- You said the only charity in life was a quick, painless death." (Wednesday - Episode 7)
"- Being an Outcast is a state of mind.
- No, dear. That's a platitude losers say to make them feel like winners." (Episode 7)
"- You've involved my family, so that's an impossibility. Dort is blackmailing you and your mother, isn't he? That's why you Siren-songed my grandmother." (Wednesday - Episode 7)
"- The four horsemen of the apocalypse would have to gallop through her tombstones before that woman gave a cent to this school." (Wednesday - Episode 7)
"- All right. There you go. Excuse me. (Morticia)
- Where's Wednesday? (Hester)
- We're barely on speaking terms at the moment. (Morticia)
- Well, now you know what it feels like, Morticia, to be despised by a child to whom you've given everything. I guess we have that in common. (Hester)
- Look at us. One big unhappy family. (Wednesday)
- I made sure you have the seat next to mine, as I need your input on the list of teachers to terminate." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- Morticia, it's probably best you didn't follow me into the family business. I've been to funerals with more life than this gala." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- Now that's what I call a thrilling climax." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- You must make a very sizable donation to Nevermore in his honor. (Wednesday)
- Are you resorting to emotional blackmail? (Grandmama)
- There's nothing emotional about it. It's just blackmail." (Wednesday - Episode 7)
"- Only you could throw a gala that begins with a fiery murder and ends with a shattering death." (Grandmama - Episode 7)
"- You need to work together, and to pool your psychic abilities to locate him." (Weems)
- My mother is a Dove who's blind to malevolence, and my psychic ability is currently on an unauthorized leave of absence." (Wednesday - Episode 8)
"- Mama, I appreciate you coming back on such short notice. (Wednesday)
- Why would anyone bother kidnapping Pugsley? Not to cas aspersions, but I know higher value corpses than that boy. (Grandmama- Episode 8)
"- Now we must clear our minds of all past grievances.
- My past grievances are like fine wine. They get better with age." (Grandmama - Episode 8)
"- I realized that our breakup wasn't about me. You know, it's nobody's fault that your feelings changed. So I can either be angry about it, or I can just accept it and move on." (Ajax - Episode 8)
"- Knowing you were cut from the literal cloth of an evil genius, it makes sense why we're so compatible." (Episode 8)
"- Secrets are the bedrock of the Addams family. Toxic and festering just below the surface." (Episode 8)
