Thinking about different fairytale/storybook villains reactions to someone drinking a love potion and accidentally falling head over heels madly in love with them.
(Yes this prompt comes from Strange Magic)
Including; Inkubus, any incarnation of the Big Bad Wolf or the Phantom of the opera, Evil Queen's and Evil Princes, Wicked Witches (West, East, Ursula, Mim, etc), Evil Fairies, Hades, Severus Snape, Fenrir Greyback, Slenderman/Brothers, Captain Hook, Dracula, etc.
If you could be in a polyam relationship with t w o of your F/O's, only 2 of them, and there were no problems like them not being in the same universe (They can multiverse travel) or them probably killing eachother if they met (They physically cannot hurt eachother because ✨️magic✨️)- which 2 would it be? XD You can have more than one combination but they can only include you, and 2 F/O's.
I hope this is as fun a question for you as it is for me XD
Have a good day 🌊🌈! ^^
Hey! I'm so sorry it's been a crazy couple of months. Thank you for sending me this, whoever you are! ^^
Hm... This is a pretty interesting question. I've got some ideas
Granny Wolf + Audrey II: They're both hungry, evil little creatures of nature. Yes one is a fairytale and the other is an alien, but still XD I feel like Granny and Audrey could have fun together. Not to mention that Granny has zero qualms with making sure they're fed, unlike Seymore... I wonder how they'd hunt together 🤔
Tiffany Valentine + Russ: I think i talked about this pairing before? But I just KNOW they'll get along great! Tiffany isn't afraid of the occult and bloody. If anything, I think she'd be pretty intrigued by a dream demon. Sure, Russ is a loud mouth. But unlike Chucky, he's such a romantic... When you get past the murder 😅 and Russ would have a grand time killing with Tiff. I honestly I don't even care if they were into me or something. I just really want to see what happens if you put Tiffany and Russ in the same room.
Baby Firefly + Tiffany Valentine: my friend slashingdisneypasta actually suggested this pairing! I know Baby is gonna annoy her, there will be some kind of chaos. But I just want to put these crazy gals together XD and I'll be the mediator while they bicker 😅
Tiffany Valentine + The Hessian: Oh wow, that's Tiffany in three duos XD but you can't tell me that she, an avid fascination for the occult and not at all shy about murdering and blood, wouldn't love The Headless Horseman. He's all about business, at least post resurrection, so Tiff would have to find a way to break through his binding to Madam Van Tassel. But I'm sure that'd be a walk in the park for her
Audrey II + Mr. Scroop: Two intergalactic aliens. Need I say more? And you know, spiders are actually good for plant life ;)
DmD!Tin Man + Granny Wolf: .... Ok ngl I mainly want to see Tinny, this man who killed a bunch of wolves to protect Dorothy, get paired up with a wolf XDDD but I'm sure they can be a good duo too. Tin is more serious than Granny, but Granny is the more genuine member of his pack. I wanna see them interact.
Jerry Dandridge + DmD!Tin Man: Another pair that I'm curious about. Tinny wants to be charming, but his clumsiness does get the better of him sometimes. I need Jerry to take him aside and give him confidence and teach him better balance. Tinny doesn't need lessons to be charming, he just needs a pal that'll give him the boost he needs.
Hm... This is the most pairs I can think of. This was fun! Thank you so much for this ask! ^^
Whoever you are, if you have F/O's, what kind of pairs would you want? ^^
so was anyone gonna tell me granny wolf was given a damn cinched waistline on sight for no reason (there was a reason and we know what for), or was i supposed to suddenly remember that yes he had always been built like that? why is he built like mf hercules??? i am not even kidding ok. this wolf also packs a pair of pretty pecks, he's got the belt, he's got the leg muscles???? and why am i just now realizing how much of a peak design he has upon my latest rewatch of happily n'ever after????? it's clearly been too long since my last rewatch, i have been slacking fghfhgf
I'm answering this on my break so @slashingdisneypasta you can see this before you go to work. Anon, I have no clue who you are, but you are speaking straight up FACTS
Just... Just LOOK AT HIM!?
Call him Rose from Titanic because he is JACKED. This guy is literally built different. The Roman style granny cape, as well as his sharp features, really sell the warrior like design. Not to mention that Granny was throwing full-blown SWORDS in a darts game!?!? This guy may eat grandma's and little girls in red capes, but he's clearly doing something right.
I've been trying to think of any possible lore for him as to how he got all this strength. I haven't quite figured it out yet, though I have a theory that he's a bit blind, as you probably saw on Slashings blog. Maybe that could have a part in his skills? 🤔 I'm not sure how though. Slashing, what do you think? If you want to answer ^^
I HAVE an addition as well as a very important question.
First of all- I forgot Norman in that last answer (i also forgot Granny, but I mean... being a w o l f... thats probably for the best XD )-
Norman Tyrus: Norman doesn't carry the pack himself, he has Dale or Wayne do it, but he's there the whole time, and if they try to be FUNNY?? =_= They might get shot in the foot. If he's babysitting Lilly at home, he has her mostly in his lap the whole time absent-mindedly stroking her back ^^ He finds her quiet peaceful actually, and lord knows he needs it-
Second of all- you mentioned most of the Fireflies but-- is Foxy allowed to hang out with the baby?? 🥺🤔🤔🤔 XD
Since thus is a Lilly ask, I offer two more photos of her. From literally just now. She latched onto me as soon as I got home 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Girl can't decide which side she wants XD
And... Granny is the nicest, and he mainly targets humans... Surely he'd be willing to spare Lilly for me??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 she's my furbaby! He's my furhusband! He can be her fur, bipedal stepdad!!! Same could be said for DmD!Lion 🤔🤔🤔
And Norman... My heart. Yes, force Dale (NOT WAYNE!!! I don't trust him =_=) to wear the pack for you. They can go to the store and Norman can like, Mae sure Lilly isn't trying to escape and give her attention while Dale is walking, carrying the baby on his back 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I need this.
As for Foxy.... Hmmmm..... I....... Am not sure. He's not too well known. Either that, or it's been too long since i watched 3 From Hell. I could hopefully get answers from RJ on whether or not Foxy is trustworthy. I ain't trusting Otis' word and... Baby, I swear- I swear to God, I love you! I just... this is my BABY, Baby! I have to run background checks on potential babysitters. It's just like funding the perfect childcare center for your toddler. And RJ and I both care for animals, so if anybody would know who's a good furbabysitter, it's him. If this was anything else, I'd trust your word.
Here ro fix my bad deed 😔 I shall go to the corner for bad deed people
But also shipping you with Granny Wolf of course. Now that's a guy that would protect you from anything at all costs
And also a random one for you! Have you seen Treasure Planet? I don't know why but I feel like you would be into the evil spider alien? XD forgive me if you are not tho, but would be a really cool couple! For similar reason to Russ Thorn but more extreme. Evil alien monster likes pretty cookie girl ♥️♥️♥️
Granny! Oh my god. I love him 💙💙💙 I feel so happy you ship me with him XD ^^
... *deep breathes* Madam, that spider psycho. Mr. Scroop, has been one of my F/O's since I was 8. Holy hell how did you get those vibes!? XD ^^
*waits for america to be asleep so you get this when you wake up on your ACTUAL birthday* << >> Okay I think the coast is clear.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Some birthday messages from your F/O's! ^^
Audrey II was waiting for you. The moment you walk into the room he lives in, a vine raises up from the ground by the doorway and slithers around your waist; drawing you towards the potted plant. Hey there, doll~ I heard its a big day for you! Why don't we hunker down for the day, and I'll show you how much I love you~
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Baby's frowning with her hands on her hips the moment she sees you- Otis, behind her chuckling and shaking his head at a piece of paper looking suspiciously like a birth certificate. How come you didn't tell me what today was?? She stomps right up to you, and immediately her displeasure vanishes, first into exasperation then an easy smile. I should be so pissed at you! What's a girl gotta do around here, for an excuse to obsess a lil over her cute sweetie pie all day long?~
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When you opened the door, the first thing you saw right in front of your face was the top of Nick's metal head. You look down, and find him on one knee with a huge bouquet of some of the most beautiful flowers you have ever seen in one hand, so huge you'll need 2 hands to carry it while he handles it one-handed with ease. In the other hand he has a box with a bow on it. There's a sweet smile on his face, almost just like it used to be before everything Happened. Happy Birthday, my sunflower. Radiant, as always; You become even more wonderful with each passing day. It would be my heart's greatest pleasure, if you would allow me to accompany you, today. My work, can wait- as long as you wish.
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Granny guides you away from the other two wolves as soon as he can, his tail swaying from right to left happily as he gets you alone. -Been meaning to catch a moment, just you and me, all day. A growl slips into his voice, his crystalline eyes focusing in on you. Come here, huh? Lemme show ya how happy y'really make me.
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Harper gives a grin, uncharacteristically soft. C'mon, there's a surprise party in the town square for ya but I don't feel like sharin' you with the rest of the town, just yet. How 'bout we take a walk in the quiet, for a while? You're sure lookin' pretty t'day, by the way. He chuckles, shaking his head. Not that thats a surprise.
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Jerry had his arm over your shoulders, lounging on the couch beside you as you both watched your current favourite movie together. His fingers absentmindedly stroked gentle pictures all over your arm. When you glanced at him, you could see he was focused on the movie; enjoying it simply because you liked it. Because it was apart of you. When he noticed (which- of course he noticed), a soft chuckle accompanied his good-natured smirk. Watch the movie, beautiful. Unless you had other ideas?~
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Kingston throws an arm over your shoulders, pulls you close and kisses your head; breathing in deep. Mmm... Happy fucken Birthday, darlin'. He loosens his grip, but doesn't let you go. Flashes you a wicked grin. Lets getcha a drink. Whatever you want, baby. I wanna be the first lucky guy to buy you a drink (;
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Mr Scroop cornered you alone as soon as you stepped away from the others, his large arachnid body blocking any possible exist for you. So... twenty-one, huh?... Woman, now. The smirk that flickers across the terrifying pirates face is wicked and nightmarish. I'll have to keep a closer eye on you, now, hmmmm?... Happy birthday, little one.
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Happy birthday sweetheart. What do you wanna do today? Norman mumbled into yours messy bed-hair, his voice still full to the brim with sleep, his eye still closed. When you glance at the alarm clock, you see its 10.30- he must've turned off the alarm today. He must not be working. 'M all yours.
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Rena always looked at you with desire, but right now her eyes were filled with a lechery thats absolutely sinful. Oh you gotta think you're a real Big Girl, now, huh baby? Y'really think you're ready to play with the big leagues, sweetheart? Well we'll see. But first... She blinks and her eyes switch suddenly from lustful to gleeful, brimming with excitement and she gives you a big kiss. Happy birthday!! Lets go out, huh? We're gonna have so much fun!!
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You weren't sure that RJ knew it was your birthday all day- which you were fine with. He was never one for words, anyway. All you wanted to do was spend the day with him, which you did. But when it was finally time to end the day and go to sleep RJ pulled you into him, spooning your body in his giant one, and sighed. Happy birthday, little one.
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Russ was on his knees in front of you the moment you fell asleep, guitar in hand, a broad rockstar smile on his face. Y'ready, baby??
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Tiffany gestures excitedly to the cupcakes she had evidently just finished off, a finger covered in your favourite flavour icing in her mouth. With a pop and a big excited smile, she finishes sucking it clean and holds her arms out; waiting for her hug. Oh, baby!! You're all-grown-up! I madeya cupcakes, cupcake, to celebrate ^^
Have a wonderful day!! ^^ I hope you can be reminded today how much your existence is appreciated and how loved you are ^^ 💛💛💛 Another year, another million amazing opportunities.
Under the cut because I get... Pretty embarrassing with this 😅
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD- THIS- THIS- THIS- THIS- THIS WAS WHAT IT FELT LIKE READING THESE!!!
THEY LIT UP MY BRAIN AND MY WORLD AND GOT ME PUMPED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷
Ohhhhhh my gosh. Oh my god. I gotta cool down.... I have no idea how, but I have to XDDD oh gosh. All of these made me red in the face! I can't stop blushing XDDDD
I... First off, I would like to offer Baby a former apology. I will happily spend the day with you to make up for this accidental hiding of information ^^ (just please don't kill anyone 🥺 I don't like the idea of blood on my birthday-)
Secondly- Tin, Nick, darling, you BETTER have not been kneeling in front of my door for more than five minutes =_= I don't care if you're made out if metal now and it doesn't affect you anymore. I will not stand with you not taking care of yourself! Don't make me toss you on the bed and snuggle you for an indescernable amount of time! 😤 (I would do that anyway, but I digress. My point still stands!)
The rest of these! I... I wish I had the words to describe how much I love them!! Rena and Scroop... Oh Nelly 😳😳😳😳😳😳 I don't trust myself to continue with then so let's move on- YOU ADDED GRANNY!!!! OH MY GOD HIS PART! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 I wish I could have spent my birthday with Tiffany Kingston! They sound like the perfect F/O's to spend my 21'st with (of course irl I'm very grateful and happy with being able to celebrate with my roommate ^^). Norman and RJ... Oh gosh, they made my heart melt. And Audrey and Jerry!!! The perfect end to a perfect day ^^ and Harper and Russ throwing their own celebrations for me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I have no words. I love them all!!!
Also... Um... Don't ask me how or why I got this urge. It's so dumb, I know, but... I decided to take a picture of my outfit today because I got giddy thinking about my F/Os' reactions. Don't look at me 🙈
Today is the day for a lot of changes. Hopefully, I don't delete this post and throw my phone out tomorrow morning 😅😅😅 but uh. Yeah. I was wearing this today and would have worn this with any of them 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️ goodbye now-
