Because yes she's a bitch about it so How To Kiss is absolutely perfect, but Rena did love Kingston. And he will always be her Person. So yeah, she would be a lil sad about it- not that she would show it unless she was REALLY fucked up.
I'm so sorry, I literally just minutes ago listened to the song... And my heart is absolutely broken 😢😢😢😢
Buckle yourself. This is an emotional one.
I know that Rena is such a monster in some aspects, but she's also a broken girl inside who needs to just let the love in 😢 I love this AU not just for Kingston and Poppy, but also the conflict of how Poppy and Kingston are happy together... But he's still a married man and Rena lost him. Maybe not entirely, they are still soulmates even if they may not have been ready for each other in this lifetime. But Rena doesn't have King waiting for her at home anymore.
On the one hand- they had been toxic for a while before Kingston accepted that Rena was going to do what she was going to do, so Poppy is in a way a good thing happening? But that doesn't mean it's all sunshine and rainbows. Someone is getting hurt. And this song really captures that.
Oh gosh, the lyrics? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 "And I would put up with him when you would have gave up" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (... though if im honest, I feel like that could go both ways for Kingston saying that about Rena, too. Especially since we have a Renoppy timeline where Poppy can't take it anymore and leaves Rena. She leaves when King would have stayed.)
I need Rena and Poppy to just. Talk. Poppy is so in love with King and feels like she's on cloud 9, but she still knows that she's dating a married man. Even if they are a more open marriage and/or separated outside of paper, Poppy wants to make sure Rena is ok. I'm imagining Poppy comes over to their house in the morning, probably when Kingston has gone to work (when does he go to work for gang business? In the morning or at night? 😅) and Rena is at home, probably recovering from a hangover or thinking about things before she hears a careful knock on the door (Poppy just had to pick the one time when Rena doesn't have her femme fatal, party animal walls up to talk to her about King 😅). Poppy is at the door, a Tupperware box of a casserole or a pasta she made and asks if its a good time for them to talk. She's here for Rena, not King.
I'm just- i know it wouldn't happen, but I'm just picturing Poppy and Rena lying on the floor, their heads next to each other even though they're laid down in opposite directions (hopefully that makes sense 😅) and they're having a down to earth, heart to heart talk. I know Rena would never, but they NEED THIS! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Something just occurred to me that I dont think we've ever talked about. A very terrible one, so- trigger warning for sexual assault (the whole Lottie conception thing).
So Rena fucks black-out-drunk Smartass on a really bad night after a terrible fight with King. She was under the influence of hard drugs, but, still- she was more Aware, then he was. He resembled her husband, and in her fucked-up, drug-addled mind, gravitated towards him. Used him. Left early and got pregnant.
It was a fucked up situation all around but Rena was definitely the instigater and in a bad place head-wise; emotionally erratic and a loose canon.
Well... in the universe where they all know eachother eventually- does Shiny k n o w??? Does Poppy know??? If King found out about Lottie, Rena would definitely tell him the whole story. But I don't think she'd go around telling just anyone (or if she'd even care. Or think about it at all. Getting drunk and fucked up and doing 'fucked up shit' (little baby firefly reference for you to lighten the mood XD ) is an all the time kinda thing for her after all). And I doubt that Smartass would, either. So...
??? What do you think? Maybe King tells them. How do they react? 🤔
(Oh god what of LOTTIE found out. She already doesn't want her mother, now she's about to kick this woman's ass)
This... I knew we had to confront it when we started to ship our OC's together, but I was afraid to 😅😭😅😭
Hooooooooo boy. Ok. Lemme break this down. I've been simmering on this ask for the past couple of days cause I wanna D I S C U S S this-
First off- whether or not Poppy and Shiny know what Rena did.
Hm... I feel like it's kind of yes, kind of no? And Shiny knows more than Pops does. Obviously, they don't know who the mother is, and if Smartass can't remember that night, then he's either blocked the memory out or he was that black out drunk. I don't think the darker side of this would really sink in for Poppy early on because, although she does know creeps exist, she imagines them being more confrontational; she did kind of grow up sheltered, and the only creeps she's encountered in Downtown are those who aren't subtle. So she doesn't think about the consequences of leaving your drink open in a crowded bar, or someone waiting until you're inebriated and not sound of mind to invite you over to their place (i really really really want to write Poppy getting drugged at a bar while hanging out with Greasy or Shiny, and they notice and take care if shit. Kind of like your Jim x Reader drabble). It took her a while to realize that how she and Henry met was also pretty predatory on his part, though.
Remember when I told you I imagine Poppy actually being there the night Lottie was dropped off on their doorstep? I also see her, after getting over the shock of a baby in this mobster house, trying to help Smarty retrace his steps so they can figure out where the baby even came from, "Ok, do you remember where you were nine months ago?" "Who the hell keeps track a'that!?" "Nobody, but in this case, we really need to figure that out-" Whether Smartsss remembers and tells her or not, after thinking it over, I think Poppy would suspect that Smartass was also taken advantage of and is scared and sorry for him. She'll ask him if he's OK and assure him it wasn't his fault, even if he tries to brush it off. As usual, Poppy would go into well-meaning-but-kinda-overbearing mode. She hopes that maybe the mother was also drunk- it's still bad for them both, but it's better than if she soberly saw Smartass in the state he was in and slept with him still. She wouldn't be sure if she should keep Lottie's hope up for her mother in this case since they only know Smartass' side, and will listen if he or Lottie says they aren't interested in the possibility that her mother may come back.
Shiny on the other hand, she's encountered nearly every type of fucker you could think of, especially now that she works in the adult entertainment industry. She's even fallen victim to some of them in the past. It's part of why she's so ready to square up and gouge someone's eye out if they give her the wrong vibe- hell, when she's out with her gals, especially Poppy, she's sniffing out for creeps while having fun. It's just second nature to her at this point. So when she was told about baby Lottie and heard that Smartass had no memory of that night, her alarm bells were already ringing in her head. Even if she annoys Smartass, she does see him as kind of like a little brother... A little brother who's a little asshole and got little man issues, but a little brother all the same (yes, that means she sees Stu as her little brother too. And he's a whole lot nicer than her other adopted brother XD), so she's also got that protective streak in her despite constantly teasing him.
She wants to find the bitch who took advantage of him, and tells him they should go find the mother- not for Lotties sake, but for his. Shiny is headstrong, so it'd take a lot for the guys to convince her to don't bother if Smarty doesn't want to go through all that trouble. Shiny wouldn't approve if Poppy tried to encourage Lottoe to be hopeful about her mother. Even if she wasn't such a monster like Shiny is imagining her to be, she still left her daughter. In Shiny's eyes, that's inexcusable. But maybe this is why Shiny hates Rena so much; she got the vibes from that woman without even finding out she was Lotties mother.
So even though Poppy and Shiny don't know the whole story, they both do end up suspecting and worried for him. Shiny would have no issues against telling Lottie that her mother is a bad person, and Poppy is trying to figure out what to tell Lottie when she asks (honestly they'd probably sit down together and go back and forth, especially if this is after Lottie asked Poppy if shes her mother and Poppy needs advice). If either of them met Rena after this?? And found out what she did???? Hoooooo boy.
Shiny is gonna start swinging, regardless if they've fucked or not. Enough said. Rena is a weapons expert, but Shiny inherited her dad's honey badger crack-head determination. It's anyone's fight at that rate.
Poppy? Ohhhhh ho ho ho, it depends on their relationship. If she just remained uncomfortable around Rena (which would happen in the Pocho, or any weasel ship, timeline. I don't care how alluring Rena turns it up, Poppy ain't cheating on her S/O), then this gives her more incentive to stay away from her. I can see her confronting Rena, even if it has been years at this rate. How could she have gone after a drunken man?! Even if she was having a bad day!? Don't even get me started on Poppy's thoughts about Rena only coming back into Lottie's life when she wants something. The mama bear in her would really rear to the surface if that happened.
If she and Rena started a relationship though??? Oh... Oh hell no. This is so much worse than Rena dropping Poppy for Henry. Poppy also confronts Rena here, but she's so much more angry and disgusted than she was with the topic of Henry. If Rena doesn't show some kind of remose for what she did, Poppy will break up with her... She might break up with Rena anyway- which is pretty big in and of itself because, as I'm sure you've noticed, Poppy has never been the breaker in a relationship. How do you think Rena would respond to that?
Now granted, Rena was also under the influence. But as you said, she was more aware. I think maybe this might make Poppy hesitate? She doesn't indulge in drugs (except that one time Wheezy got her high on weed by accident *cough*) and she prefers to drink on specific times, so she's not so in-tune with how inebriated someone can get and how in control they can be. Shiny, however, she is a hard drinker and smokes (she sticks to Marijuana herself, but she has had a few friends who indulged in more serious drugs. Her slasher self, though, indulges in them greatly), so she does know that there are various levels of sobriety and intoxication. And she's pretty sure Rena wasn't black out drunk like Smartass, especially since she actually remembers that night.
Poppy, conflicted and unsure: Shouldn't we... Aren't we supposed to take her condition that night into consideration, too??
Shiny: that's actually a good point, Pops.
Shiny: *turns to Rena* do you remember what happened that night?
Rena: Yeah-
Shiny: Then kindly go fuck yourself with a sandpaper wrapped cactus that's tipped with E. Coli.
Now as for King... Poppy would have mixed feelings. It's obvious he's not like Rena and doesn't agree with what she does, but why are they still together?? Yes, he loves her, but... *looks at Rena and her cheating hoe-ass* yeah... Meanwhile, Shiny is suspicious of him if he's still with Rena afterall this. What kind of skeletons does he have in his closet?? Other than the obvious. She would try to keep Poppy away from King if this happened in the Kingpop timeline.
As for Lottie. Poppy wants to protect her, so she'll try to stop her from kicking Rena's ass. Yes, she's got training from the navy, but she won't let her little neice get hurt! Let her take care of this, sweetie. You and your father need to get away from this woman. Shiny would jump into the fight first... But she'd let Lottie get her kicks in too. And they can go get a drink at the bar afterwards and either sit in silence or talk about it, whatever Lottie would want.
So, tldr, Poppy and Shiny may not be told all the details, but they would start to suspect on their own. And Riny and Renpop would be nonexistent in this AU.
Fuuuuuuucccckkkk this hurt my heart so bad, especially the part of me that loves the Rena ships despite how dysfunctional they'd be. But we needed this too. What do you think?
We had a state wide blackout yesterday around 3 to about an hour ago (it's 6.30am the following day now) so I went outside til it got dark and drew Rena! ^^ (human ver.) @marinerainbow I want to show you The Crazy Whore XD Haha 💛💛💛
Yes her hair is meant to look like devil horns. And yes, those hearts on her skin are tattoos.
*waits for america to be asleep so you get this when you wake up on your ACTUAL birthday* << >> Okay I think the coast is clear.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Some birthday messages from your F/O's! ^^
Audrey II was waiting for you. The moment you walk into the room he lives in, a vine raises up from the ground by the doorway and slithers around your waist; drawing you towards the potted plant. Hey there, doll~ I heard its a big day for you! Why don't we hunker down for the day, and I'll show you how much I love you~
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Baby's frowning with her hands on her hips the moment she sees you- Otis, behind her chuckling and shaking his head at a piece of paper looking suspiciously like a birth certificate. How come you didn't tell me what today was?? She stomps right up to you, and immediately her displeasure vanishes, first into exasperation then an easy smile. I should be so pissed at you! What's a girl gotta do around here, for an excuse to obsess a lil over her cute sweetie pie all day long?~
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When you opened the door, the first thing you saw right in front of your face was the top of Nick's metal head. You look down, and find him on one knee with a huge bouquet of some of the most beautiful flowers you have ever seen in one hand, so huge you'll need 2 hands to carry it while he handles it one-handed with ease. In the other hand he has a box with a bow on it. There's a sweet smile on his face, almost just like it used to be before everything Happened. Happy Birthday, my sunflower. Radiant, as always; You become even more wonderful with each passing day. It would be my heart's greatest pleasure, if you would allow me to accompany you, today. My work, can wait- as long as you wish.
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Granny guides you away from the other two wolves as soon as he can, his tail swaying from right to left happily as he gets you alone. -Been meaning to catch a moment, just you and me, all day. A growl slips into his voice, his crystalline eyes focusing in on you. Come here, huh? Lemme show ya how happy y'really make me.
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Harper gives a grin, uncharacteristically soft. C'mon, there's a surprise party in the town square for ya but I don't feel like sharin' you with the rest of the town, just yet. How 'bout we take a walk in the quiet, for a while? You're sure lookin' pretty t'day, by the way. He chuckles, shaking his head. Not that thats a surprise.
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Jerry had his arm over your shoulders, lounging on the couch beside you as you both watched your current favourite movie together. His fingers absentmindedly stroked gentle pictures all over your arm. When you glanced at him, you could see he was focused on the movie; enjoying it simply because you liked it. Because it was apart of you. When he noticed (which- of course he noticed), a soft chuckle accompanied his good-natured smirk. Watch the movie, beautiful. Unless you had other ideas?~
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Kingston throws an arm over your shoulders, pulls you close and kisses your head; breathing in deep. Mmm... Happy fucken Birthday, darlin'. He loosens his grip, but doesn't let you go. Flashes you a wicked grin. Lets getcha a drink. Whatever you want, baby. I wanna be the first lucky guy to buy you a drink (;
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Mr Scroop cornered you alone as soon as you stepped away from the others, his large arachnid body blocking any possible exist for you. So... twenty-one, huh?... Woman, now. The smirk that flickers across the terrifying pirates face is wicked and nightmarish. I'll have to keep a closer eye on you, now, hmmmm?... Happy birthday, little one.
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Happy birthday sweetheart. What do you wanna do today? Norman mumbled into yours messy bed-hair, his voice still full to the brim with sleep, his eye still closed. When you glance at the alarm clock, you see its 10.30- he must've turned off the alarm today. He must not be working. 'M all yours.
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Rena always looked at you with desire, but right now her eyes were filled with a lechery thats absolutely sinful. Oh you gotta think you're a real Big Girl, now, huh baby? Y'really think you're ready to play with the big leagues, sweetheart? Well we'll see. But first... She blinks and her eyes switch suddenly from lustful to gleeful, brimming with excitement and she gives you a big kiss. Happy birthday!! Lets go out, huh? We're gonna have so much fun!!
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You weren't sure that RJ knew it was your birthday all day- which you were fine with. He was never one for words, anyway. All you wanted to do was spend the day with him, which you did. But when it was finally time to end the day and go to sleep RJ pulled you into him, spooning your body in his giant one, and sighed. Happy birthday, little one.
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Russ was on his knees in front of you the moment you fell asleep, guitar in hand, a broad rockstar smile on his face. Y'ready, baby??
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Tiffany gestures excitedly to the cupcakes she had evidently just finished off, a finger covered in your favourite flavour icing in her mouth. With a pop and a big excited smile, she finishes sucking it clean and holds her arms out; waiting for her hug. Oh, baby!! You're all-grown-up! I madeya cupcakes, cupcake, to celebrate ^^
Have a wonderful day!! ^^ I hope you can be reminded today how much your existence is appreciated and how loved you are ^^ 💛💛💛 Another year, another million amazing opportunities.
Under the cut because I get... Pretty embarrassing with this 😅
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD- THIS- THIS- THIS- THIS- THIS WAS WHAT IT FELT LIKE READING THESE!!!
THEY LIT UP MY BRAIN AND MY WORLD AND GOT ME PUMPED UP FOR THE DAY!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🩷
Ohhhhhh my gosh. Oh my god. I gotta cool down.... I have no idea how, but I have to XDDD oh gosh. All of these made me red in the face! I can't stop blushing XDDDD
I... First off, I would like to offer Baby a former apology. I will happily spend the day with you to make up for this accidental hiding of information ^^ (just please don't kill anyone 🥺 I don't like the idea of blood on my birthday-)
Secondly- Tin, Nick, darling, you BETTER have not been kneeling in front of my door for more than five minutes =_= I don't care if you're made out if metal now and it doesn't affect you anymore. I will not stand with you not taking care of yourself! Don't make me toss you on the bed and snuggle you for an indescernable amount of time! 😤 (I would do that anyway, but I digress. My point still stands!)
The rest of these! I... I wish I had the words to describe how much I love them!! Rena and Scroop... Oh Nelly 😳😳😳😳😳😳 I don't trust myself to continue with then so let's move on- YOU ADDED GRANNY!!!! OH MY GOD HIS PART! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 I wish I could have spent my birthday with Tiffany Kingston! They sound like the perfect F/O's to spend my 21'st with (of course irl I'm very grateful and happy with being able to celebrate with my roommate ^^). Norman and RJ... Oh gosh, they made my heart melt. And Audrey and Jerry!!! The perfect end to a perfect day ^^ and Harper and Russ throwing their own celebrations for me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I have no words. I love them all!!!
Also... Um... Don't ask me how or why I got this urge. It's so dumb, I know, but... I decided to take a picture of my outfit today because I got giddy thinking about my F/Os' reactions. Don't look at me 🙈
Today is the day for a lot of changes. Hopefully, I don't delete this post and throw my phone out tomorrow morning 😅😅😅 but uh. Yeah. I was wearing this today and would have worn this with any of them 😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️ goodbye now-
I know you're going to bed- or you s h o u l d be =_= XD - But something just occurred to me while showing my dad Good Day For It.
Slasher!Ryan -> Norman Tyrus
Slasher!Rena -> Wayne Jackson
Slasher!Kingston -> Dale Acton
(Except Rena is definitely more the 'boss' in the Slasher au then either of the other two XD )
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT XDDDD I can even see some of the thugs' lines with the Slasher!Roo's. But if King is Dale, that means he gets some of the best lines.
Kingston, watching Ryan mindlessly beating a victim so badly his hands are starting to bleed: Y'know, Ryan, this is really gettin' pretty hard to watch. I mean, all you're doing is hurting your-
Ryan: *slowly turns to give Kingston a look* ...
Kingston: *shrugs* Just sayin'.
Kingston: *rushes past Rena* Shotgun!
Rena, in heels and can't run without risking her ankles: D:<
(Actually knowing Rena, she's gonna try to run either way. Or lovingly throw something at King XDDD)
Kingston, in reference to his wife: She's wanted in six states, officer. We'll be paitent, while you check for warrents.
And if Rena is Wayne... That means she's got that eggs line 😬😅 (would she actually say something like that? And if so, to who? 😅)
Though I am very intrigued at Rena being the boss in the Slasher AU!! Makes sense considering she technically started it all. Would they still have their mob work as Slashers? Or are they just a bunch of killers in hiding in Vegas?
Imagine the Roo's dressing up as the Lion King's Hyena trio for Halloween XD Rena is obviously Shenzi and she & King (as Banzai) get totally into it; are making dumb jokes and cackling all night, while Ryan's Ed is just completely uncharacteristically silent and scowly, drinking whiskey or something XD
What Disney henchmen/or/sidekicks do you think your WFRR OC's might dress up as for Halloween? XD
(*cough* Lottie would turn up as full-on Scar.)
I need you to know that I literally squealed when I saw this notification. ROO THOUGHTS!!!
Oh my god XDDD yes. I love this. This is probably the one time King actually chose to get specially dressed up for the night XD I need Ryan being all grumpy in his hyena outfit watching his sister and in-law make fools of himself XD (if Maya was still around, she could have been Zazu? Or one of the background hyenas so Ryan won't be alone ^^ XD) And Lottie showing up as Scar is PERFECT!
Ohhh which sidekicks my OC's would dress up as?? Hm...
Ben: Doesn't dress up for Halloween in general, so I can't see him making an exception here. He's such a spoil sport (though, I do imagine him dressing up as The King of Hearts, even if he's not exactly a sidekick).
Henry: oh Henry would absolutely dress up as Honest John or Br'er Fox. C'mon, it's right there!!! He can laugh about the irony XD I can also see him pulling off Sir Hiss' outfit (even though it's just a hat and cloak XD), possibly the Sheriff of Nottinham? Might be too flashy for him though 🤔 (how would Rena react to Henry dressed up so handsomely like John or the Sheriff? 😏)
Moony: I can also see him wearing the Sheriff' royal garb- except he'd bring more muscle to the look XD KRONK!!! He could pull off a Kronk costume!! He's got a similar build to the guy anyway. Ohh he could be one of Captain Hook's pirates, too! Or maybe Scroop. It'd be easy, that alien only wears a cap and a vest. Moony can do that~ 😏
Poppy: I can actually totally see her dressing up as LeFou- either version. She'd look cute in the little French man's suit, I bet ^^ she could also pull off a Sir Hiss look, too! And with how small she is, it could look like those adorable designs of tiny characters with big and wide cloaks!! 🥹 ohh maybe she and Shiny can dress up as Anastasia and Drizella?
Shiny: Ok technically Pixar isn't the same as Disney, but Shiny would pull off Ken's outfits, with Barbie's spunk! It doesn't help that I've imagined her interrogating/torturing Greasy the same way Barbie does Ken XDD (also Shiny would be caught wearing her heels through her disguise, even if it's an astronaut suit XD). She also has soooo many burlesque outfits with feathers and fur; she can put her own spin on the animal sidekicks, such as Diablo or the Cheshire Cat (I am terrified of the prospect of a sexy Iago costume 😭)
Terry: Jasper and Horace. But they're so close enough to his style, everyone assumes he's just dressed as normal XD bro has to explain his own costume 🥲
If the weasels can count; Shiny is absolutely putting her own spin on Greasys suit (an open buttoned blouse instead of a pink tie, for one 😏), Moony can be Stu, he's the only one who can wear the shirt and carry the bat comfortably XD Henry called dibs on Smartass' suit, so Poppy wears Psycho's straightjacket (it looks comfy so she'd be happy either way. But I also think she could pull off SA's suit). Terry can be Wheezy, and Ben can be one of the deleted weasels XD
Thank you for asking! This was fun to think about!! ^^
Poppy: Yummy!! I wonder if I can a recipe for these cookies and make them at home ^^
The Roo's: .... ???? 🤨
Kingston: ... sweetheart, its a fucken biscuit.
(NOT a COOKIE- sorry, this just occurred to me soon as I finished that last ask and I had to share)
Omg thats right, biscuit VS cookie XDDDD I love how they all respond like she just spouted some nonsense like they don't say crazy crap every day XD
But Poppy would!! She'd want to learn Australian recipes so she can cook for her kangaroo family ^^ if/when any of them ever get home sick, she'll whip up some Anzac cook- BISCUITS for them ^^ oh, how did Mr. And Mrs. Kingston react to Poppy calling them cookies? XD
I wish Poppy could have been there when Kingston, Rena, and Ryan first came to America. She could have taught them all about everything and apologize/clear things up every time their speech shocked someone XD