► THE GUWAPO SENTENCE STARTER PACK - PT. 2
A collection of the shit Guwapo has said in discord & ooc - now in sentence starter form!
WARNING: POSSIBLE NSFW.
A collaboration between tenebres-champ and lxngfxrgxtten. pt. 1 here.
" HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT THEM BICEPS “
“ ALL ABOARD THE [ muse name here ] TRAIN “
“ B R U H “
“ THE DUDEST OF BROS “
“ I’M GETTING ATTACKED “
“ we do be furries thou “
“ OH HELL YEAH I’M NUTTING “
“ ONE OF MY CATS JUMPED FROM HIS PERCH AND LANDED ON MY NUTS I’M HURTING “
“ I SPILLED MY NUTS ON MY KEYBOARD “
“ did u know ur nuts have tastebuds “
“ u do u buddy keep florishing “
“ I’M DEADASS ABOUT TO DISAPPOINT Y’ALL “
“ what did you make me read with my tWO EYES “
“ YOU SAYING I GOTTA BE MOIST FOR YOU “
“ are you saying we’re not partners in crime [ muse name ] “
“ i’m [ name ]’s rubber snake BABEY “
“ FUCK MY BROTHER BROUGHT HIS GIRLFRIEND OVER N WHILE I LIKE HER I’M FUCKIN NAKED N I HAVE TO TAKE A LEAK BUT THEY IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF THE BATHROOM “
“ LET ME WRITE YOU FUCKING ANIMALS “
“ pancake lookin ass FUCK “
“ dead got me heated im boutta whip my dick out and slap it against they windshields “
“ PLEASE DON’T BE SLAPPIN DICKS AGAINST WINDSHIELDS THAT’D BE HELLA PAINFUL N PEOPLE WILL STARE AT YOU “
“ [ name ] i will end you “
“ MY ONLY FRIEND IS MYSELF “
