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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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(( a concept... I do an inbox call on here and try to do shit. ))
(( for the record by the way, as much as i love dewey, i think i’m gonna yeet his muse. i can’t....... do it man. can’t play him. i can barely play one muse, too much at once, i just can’t do it and i’m sorry!!!! ))
smooches u
DEWEY OI LKOVBE IYPUIU
{露滴}➺ He’s just gonna… BACK AWAY.
dewey
“I need you to help me find my family or I may never make it back to civilization.”
🌊|| Imagine only getting on a muse to post crack bullshit ( Accepting. )
{きらめく波}➺ “Wrong fuckin’ blog lad. Yer sister or whatever is in tha fuckin’ forest o’ gremlin’s lookin’ fer ya. Careful. She might set ya on fire.”
Brandon Rogers Starter Sentences (OFFENSIVE)
* “Move, I’m gay.” * “I drink to forget but I always remember.” * “It’s never the ones like you that go missing.” * “Put that candy back, I’m not buying you all that mess.” * “Try me bitch.” * “Help! I’m lost in my own art!” * “Have you seen my son? He’s about this tall, clearly gay, but we haven’t had the talk yet!” * “I’m a mom making a difference!” * “Good morning ___! You look very mature today!” * “We’re leaving in negative six minutes!” * “Hurry up! We’re losing time!” * “Fuck it, mama’s gonna itch!” * “I’ve been locked in here since last Friday.” * “Hello, welcome to the park, thank you for bringing your fucking kids.” * “I need you to help me find my family or I may never make it back to civilization.” * “I. Need. PILLS.” * “No running you piece of shit.” * “Welcome to detention young man, I’ll be your asshole.” * “Here, have a postcard for courage.” * “I can see every equation.” * “Yo it’s hot as shit dawg.” * “I am fucking melting.” * “Right in the perjina.” * “Eat kelp, you hymen haver!” * “I’m gonna crucify you children!” * “Great, now you’ve got something to go fuck yourself with!” * “When the hell am I going to pass away?” * “Yo my name is ___, I’m ___ years old, and I suffer from a disability called too big a dick, dawg.” * “I don’t wear sunglasses cuz my future’s not bright.” * “My sunscreen’s only SPF 10.” * “Well slap my nuts and drink my piss!” * “Darling, we’re stranded in the Wild FUCKING West!” * “I really do love working here it’s just, we all have a lot of laughs.” * “Fuck off ___, I’m not going to your FUCKING baby shower!” * “___ is my boss and… they’re a piece of cock.” * “___ is… an asshole.” * “Oh, ___ is a cockshit.” * “I want to hit you in the face, as HARD as I can, and I don’t want to do that.” * “In the workplace being gay just has its perks.” * “I love these guys, they’re my family.”
(( me: no fear me: reblogs meme on dewey you guys:
me: thirty-four fears. ))
Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have
(( fuck it, inbox call ))
{露滴}➺ He’s simply sitting QUIETLY IN THE RAIN, like it doesn’t bother him in the slightest. Actually, IT FELT RATHER NICE.
{露滴}➺ He just REALLY LIKES THE COLOR BLUE, though aquamarine is also a great color.
(( i’m incredibly ashamed i must do this, but i’m asking for your help yet again. more information under the cut. this is really important if you do have a moment to read. ))
Keep reading
Harry Potter starter sentences
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Includes quotes from both the movies and books.
“Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt.”
“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.”
“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be "follow the butterflies”?“
"She’s nutty as squirrel poo.”
“I never really give up on you.”
“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.”
“Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it.”
“You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant … but scary,”
“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”
"When in doubt, go to the library.”
“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
“Don’t let the muggles get you down.”
“Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.”
“Have a biscuit.”
“Soon, we must all face the choice between what is right, and what is easy.”
“Even though we got a fight ahead of us, we’ve got one thing that they don’t have. Something worth fighting for.”
“Time will not slow down when something unpleasant lies ahead.”
“Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.”
“Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t good sign, even in the wizarding world”
“Anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”
“I am what I am an’ I’m not ashamed”
“It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
"There are somethings you can’t share without ending up liking each other”
“Always”
“I don’t need help. It’s obvious what this means. There’s going to be loads of fog tonight.”
“Are you that bad at kissing?”
“Working hard is important. But there is something that matters even more: Believing in Yourself”
“And now, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.”
“Not my daughter, you bitch!”
“You’re the weak one. And you’ll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.”
“What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does.”
“I am not worried,…I am with you”
“Have you gone mad? Are you a witch or not?”
“You want fame, you have to be prepared for a long hard slog.”
“There were near misses, many of them. We laughed about them afterwards. We were young, thoughtless — carried away with our own cleverness.”
“For in dreams we enter a world that is entirely our own.”
“Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could’ve hit, he had to get one that hits back.”
“The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure”
“The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick.”
“There is no need to call me Sir, Professor.”
“I’ve always wanted to use that spell!”
“Never trust anything if you can’t see where it keeps its brain”
“It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities”
“I think I’ll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up — it always does in the end.”
“Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”
“What an idiot.”
“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
“People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.”
“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”
“It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.”
“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals”
“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.”
“Do not pity the dead. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love”
“I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said”
“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.”
“Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery.”
“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect”
“Celebrity is as celebrity does, remember that.”
“However, for those select few who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.”
“Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!”
“Until the very end.”
“One can never have enough socks.”
“The Truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”
“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends”
“Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open”
“Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also”
“Curiosity is not a sin… But we should exercise caution with our curiosity… yes, indeed”
“I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them.”
“There is no good or evil; only power and those too weak to seek it ”
“Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!”
“It’s not our abilities that make us who we are, it’s our choices.”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?”
“But you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“It is a curious thing, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.”
“Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.”
"I mean, it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it, breaking the rules?”
“I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed — or worse, expelled.”
Dewey I also love you !
{露滴}➺ He just smiles A LITTLE SHEEPISHLY as he simply waves to the other. This was just GETTING WEIRD.
DEWEY!!! Dewey, I love you...... ( - @trainer-casey )
@trainer-casey
{きらめく波}➺ “Ah! ‘ey Casey! It’s nice ta see ya again!”
IM FUCKIN LOVE YOU DEWEYYYYYY
{きらめく波}➺ “A-Ah! Thank ya, truly… I uh… ‘preciate it.”