#gray guy

[henryskeetemily]

[gothamsjestersiren]

Wow you got some mean anons.... Is it really that hard to believe two people make each other happy?

“Oh that’s nothin’! When I broke up with this one boyfriend I got death threats from his other friends because he was just soooo sad and I was all ‘hey! He’s the one that cheated! He doesn’t get to be sad about me not talkin’ to him!’ So ya know, those gray guys are easy to deal with. These ones are just jealous I’ve got the prettiest vampire.”

@bratxprincexlestat

[cryptiboy]

Just got into danganronpa (monokumaxgrey guy, unshaded)

[rockingthegraveyard]

I was thinking about cats and the post I reblogged a couple minutes ago. I kept thinking about the cat with no eyes and it reminded me of a cat my grandma had who only had one eye. 

It reminded me that my grandma had never been very creative with names, you wanna know why? That cat’s name was One Eye. She also had cats named Gray Guy and Orange Guy. And her dog was named Baby Dog. 

If my grandparents had a name, like, an actual name. That was a good bet that one of her kids of grandkids named that animal.

[gothamsjestersiren]

When are you going to tell Lestat that Lucy is your daughter?

“Wow! Ya guys are usin’ his name now! And she isn’t my daughter. I gave birth to her, but she’s my niece. I love her to death but it’s not like a life or relationship alterin’ revelation to tell him. It’s not like I’m hidin’ his kid from him. If he asked I’d tell him. Or if it just comes up I wouldn’t treat it like some big secret. Same way he’s got his fledglin’s. It ain’t a huge life alterin’ revelation to know that he’s got other people out there with his blood.”

@bratxprincexlestat

[gothamsjestersiren]

“Rumor has it... that wolf boy really does like you, he's just too afraid to say it.”

“Well that’s on him ain’t it? I lost interest when he told me to leave him alone. Why would I wanna keep tryin’ if he’s too scared to tell me and then treats me like an annoying problem that he has to deal with? Some back and forth ‘will they, won’t they’ is fun. But if it’s full on ‘Ethan I like ya, go away Quinn’ then I’m not gonna keep tryin’. I wanna be with somebody that’s not scared to say he wants me.”

@formaechao

[gothamsjestersiren]

for someone with a phd you really act like a stupid clown.

“How many times do I have to tell you gray faced jerks, I’m not a fuckin’ clown! God fuckin’ nobody gets it through their fuckin’ heads do they? And you’re right, I do act like I’m stupid. I’ve gotten real good at it.. But I’m not a fuckin’ clown. Next person that calls me clown is gettin’ their teeth knocked out.”

[gothamsjestersiren]

The vampire has said he likes variety do you like variety Harls?

“Oh yeah totally. If ya do the same thing every night it gets borin’. Sometimes I do women, sometimes I do men. Last week I did two guys and a girl in the park.

It was great ‘cause they were totally drunk and thought I was jokin’ when I told ‘em to back off until they saw my gun and then they got all serious and the girl started cryin and sayin’ they were only jokin’. They didn’t last as long as I hoped but once they start screamin’ ya gotta end it quick before the cops find ya.

Oh wait were ya talkin’ ‘bout sex? Yeah variety is good with that too. That’s why there’s kinks.”

@bratxprincexlestat