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Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of disappointed die hard Caps fans, riders conversing about Joe "Freak Ah Deek" Biden running for President in 2020, riders snapping out of cell phone trances when their stop is called, record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of riders who like the way Bun B handled them bammas who broke up in his jont, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in agressive wide bodied riders occupying two seats and wish you would say something about it, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on young grandmothers, deadbeat godparents, and white dudes who call reefer "POT!!!", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of groups of Latino women speaking a rack of Spanish, tough talking youngins who have green ass gentrification transplants thinking they killed a dude named Moe, and hood sexy honeys who can detect a bamma before he/she enters the train, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of sneezing middle aged white dudes who need to cover their got damn mouths, and a 50% chance you hear a skinny jean youngin say "A Yung New Impresssionz was crankin like shit up U Street last night and I stamp that on God!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #DontMuteDC #MumboSauceForMayor #dcblackbroadway #dcliving https://www.instagram.com/p/BwrdumrB_t6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vt69ecsuy4wm

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of proud Go Go Music Lovers conversing about the Go Go Music Museum that Activist Ronald Moten is bringing to historic Anacostia, riders whose facial expressions say "Man do I know your ass?" after a polite good morning greeting, bamma ass pretty boys whose hairlines are seated in the nose bleed section, off the hook #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of dudes arguing on their phones while on looking hood sexy honeys facial expressions say "Damn moe you got caught!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in rookie fly girls dressed in Forever 21's finest, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on weed scented riders laughing loud and hard, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of drawn on eyebrows whose arch enemy is a saliva soaked thumb, pretty plus size honeys who can get real ugly if called fat, and bammas shooting their shots even though rejection is the end result most times, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of pickle eating round the way honeys who smack their mouths after every bite, and a 80% chance you see a super cool old school brother wearing a Don't Mute DC t-shirt and some fresh new matching Nike to go with it. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #gunzdowndc #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer https://www.instagram.com/p/BwZdEA6B74W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1h6v18npljyon

Here's #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of bath and body work scented plus size honeys, old white dudes with bald spots who jive look like Joe Biden's freak ass, phat till def Green Line Honeys who cause heads to turn and busted bamma ass Beauty4U honeys to hate, jive close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys whose favorite wine is Taylor Port and Verde', #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase A Bus honeys, D12 Soldiers, and Iverson Mall Honeys who transfer at Southern Ave Station to the P12, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on riders who smell like Smurfs are smoking heavy in their pockets, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud talking old head Aunts with heavy perm damage, riders conversing about what they should do this evening, and old school fly girls conversing about a promiscuous freak on the job who gives their supervisor a weekly raise, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of old school lightskin honeys reading romance novels, and a 80% chance you hear 50 "Kill Moe's", 100 "On God's", and 10 "Oh My Maf@ckin Gawd's" at Anacostia Station. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcvseverybody #BringBackRelishaRudd #gogomusic #DCPS #fox5dc #TrayonWhite #wpgc #939wkys #majic1023 #whurfm #howarduniversity https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv1X2gqBJiW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6junobodj9qj

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of National's fans who will be drunker than a corner store drunk at today's opening game, riders conversing about the recent news highlighting St Charles Shopping Mall's mice and roach problem, women who look like a whole make up kit fell on their faces, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of hood sexy honeys wearing clothing that makes you think "The weatherman ain't say it was going to be that got damn warm!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in giggling glassy eyed white folks wearing National's gear entering and exiting at Navy Yard Station, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at Anacostia, Navy Yard, and Water Front Stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of fat dudes with raggedy ass beards and shape ups, loud talking hood sexy honeys conversing about purchasing crabs this evening, and real real skinny jeans that fit like yoga pants, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of eyelashes as big as Dumbo's ears, and a 80% you hear a older cat say "Shid Imma fire up dat mahfahin grill when I get to the house!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dc_eyes #DCLIFE #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc https://www.instagram.com/p/BvjZ-fnhKsF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fad7el266fj1

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of white people hair, black people hair, hair weave, $15 ponytails, and yaki helmets suffering from rain drop damage, big ass fake eyelashes that batted away rain drops from their owners faces while they stood pissed off waiting on a delayed crowded bus this morning, bamma ass old school players wearing blinking Bluetooth ear pieces and baggy squirrel nut biege slacks, lunchinlikahmug #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of old head Uncs whose drink of choice is 211 and Notty Head, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in unfocused white women in a cellphone trance paying attention to nothing but their phones, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on a rack of skinny jean youngins and burnt out looking high school students, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of white dudes wearing tight fitting pants and pointy baby dresser wood brown dress shoes, funny shaped butts in tight fitting jeans, and fat dudes whose facial expressions say "I sure could use a honey bun, or a sammich!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of shape ups in dire need of professional barbers, and a 0% chance your train conductor announces "I got the good edibles, fire ass loud, and some bomb ass marijuana infused chicken and mumbo for sale. GET AT ME MOE!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #gogomusic #gogomusiclives #JYB #BarryFarms #Anacostia #CongressHeights #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRKXPfhD5W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19fz3tgcp5fyb

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of impatient riders in rush to get to a place they hate being, riders standing on the train's platform watching an approaching train thinking "I hope this jont ain't crowded.", youngins wearing earphones whose music is way too loud, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of NFL/NBA Fans wearing a jacket/baseball cap that represents their favorite teams, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in sneezing riders who need to cover their germ spreading mouths, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on youngins whose favorite sayings are "On Movas" and "Kill Moe", #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of loud talking young girls wearing head bands with real fuzzy ass braids, skinny jean youngins loudly reciting lyrics from their favorite trap songs, and rookie fly girls dressed like the weather man said today's temperature will be in the 90's, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of door to door salesman look alikes wearing dusty pointy patent leather dress shoes, and a 0% chance you hear an upset sounding train conductor yell "WILL Y'ALL PLEASE MOVE TO THE CENTER OF THE TRAIN AND GET Y'ALL HARD HEAD ASSES FROM IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN DOORS DAMN IT!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonPost #DCLIFE #dailylaughs #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #dc_eyes #DCPS #fox5dc #nbc4dc https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu_OxS8hTQM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vrbi895mhmk8

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of riders conversing about Mr I'm Fighting For My Life going back to jail and Alex Trebek having pancreatic cancer, stressed out looking Ugg Boots in dire need of a break, hyped up talkative white women who act like they're high on booger sugar, close to record breaking #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of off the hook school children standing on the edge of train station platforms, #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in mean mugging hood sexy honeys who'd cuss you out if you asked them "Why you look so got damn mean?", #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud at most stations, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of hair weave that will one day be purposely left abandoned on a Soufeast or Suitland Street, burn out looking youngins with tattoos and piercings on their faces, and old school mothers whose facial expressions say "I'm sick and tired of these disrespectful ass children!!!", #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of young couples who will be broken up by next month, and a 50% chance you sit next to a rider who smells like smoked weed, cigarettes, and lit incense. Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #Afronews #TrayonWhite #dcornothing #imsodc #dcstamped #dc_eyes #DCLIFE https://www.instagram.com/p/ButcR1GB6MR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b3ys22btor1m

Here's #FridayEve #Thursday's #GreenLineThursForecast heavy down pours of riders who enter the train looking around like they're looking for somebody, standing hood sexy honeys who reject seats offered by seated dudes who they assume have an ulterior motive, white women who appear to get nervous when groups of skinny jean youngins get too close to them, real real got damn high ass #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of seated old school honeys whose facial expressions say "Y'all stand y'all lil asses over there with all that noise!!!", #HoodormetricPressure causing an increase in hood sexy honeys conversing about a hater's cheap hair weave and her multiple babyfavas, #LoudPackReader detecting the smell of loud on spaced out looking riders who feel like they're jive floating, #RadarBlickeyJont displaying afternoon and evening down pours of millennial generation bammas wearing tight fitting dress slacks, dry ass baby hairs in need of baby hair slick down oil, and mean mugging youngins who definitely ain't fakin, #RealLiveMeter real live displaying slight down pours of single cigarette salesmen who just got a promotion, and a 50% you over hear a rejected beggar in a muffled voice say "Y'all ain't never got no got damn change for me!!!" Thank You and Have a Great Day, Joe Jackson #MayorOfTheGreenLine #Read #LOL #Poetry #wmata #dcmetro #metro #DC #DMV #WashingtonDC #WashingtonPost #WashingtonExpress #WashingtonInformer #DCLIFE #citylife #dcornothing #imsodc #gunzdowndc #Ward8 #TrayonWhite #MurielBowser https://www.instagram.com/p/BubQ02xhsXT/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ljq79j13taxu

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