#greg candyman

[champmorado]

some favorite moments from the charity race comics

[giuliagt-art]

A few days ago I found out that here where I live (Dej, Romania) there is a toy store where they regularly sell Cars diecasts and I didn't know about that 🤯🤯🤯

This means that I don't necessarily need to go to bigger cities 60km from here to do some diecast hunting 🥳🥳🥳

There are a few other smaller places where they sell them, but it's usually just mini racers and they don't restock regularly, so I can't rely on those 😒

Anyway, here are the diecasts I bought there and my updated collection (sorry for the bad pic quality, but my phone camera is almost broken 😅)

[the-kings-tail-fin]

Well considering that Tony Stewart punched a heckler in the face the other day, what some of the more 'interesting' altercations some of our favorite racers have had with their own hecklers/haters?

Chick likes to go up to his vocal haters and take pictures with them while acting disgustingly chipper. He likes it because it makes them even angrier.

Misti Motorkrass has been suspended from a couple races for beating follow racers up that have given her an unnecessary hard time - it was worth it though, she gained a lot of fans.

Greg Candyman once wrecked into a drunk fan because the bozo was endangering a younger fan that wanted to meet Greg. That kiddo got tickets to his local track for life after that, courtesy of Greg, plus as many autographs with his favorite driver as he wanted.

[whipplefilter]

It's Christmas time!!!! Got any good seasonal headcanons for our vehicular friends? 🤶🏻🎅🏻🦌🎄☃️⛄️❄️🌨🎁

Red has a transportable battery pack that he attaches to himself so he can dress up in Christmas lights anywhere, any time. And when he does, he’s the happiest firetruck you ever saw.

Storm owns only blue and purple strands of lights, because he’s Storm. Gale honestly just thought he was planning to celebrate Hannukah and Kwanzaa. She learned Maoz Tzur for him! Ray, who is actually Jewish, thought this was hilarious.

Harv, who has a timeshare at the same Tahitian property Lightning’s old lawyer does, goes to Tahiti for the winter season.

Strip and Lynda are planning their first-ever white Christmas this year, and are renting a cabin near Aspen. Back home it’ll probably be like 80 and sunny.

Brush Curber (former Fiber Fuel racer, though of course you all knew that) used to draw Christmas out over 12 whole days, each day being one verse of the 12 Days of Christmas song, and the day to shower love and presents on one of his 12 children. It makes each kid feel special and individual. Of course, with the birth of the twins now there’s 14 kids, which presents a predicament… He’s been trying to think up new 12 14 Days of Christmas song lyrics for months now!

Greg Candyman loves Christmas. Since his paintjob makes him look like an ugly Christmas sweater 100% of the time, this one of two seasons where he feels like he fits right in! (The other being Halloween, where he’s dressed up as a gingerbread house every single year since signing with Tach-O-Mint.)

[champmorado]

polycule goals

[the-kings-tail-fin]

How about a fanfiction on Greg Candyman plz :3

I read through this guy’s wiki page and honestly I think that this post here is the single greatest piece of Greg Candyman content that will ever grace this trash website. I cannot contend.

[whipplefilter]

I feel like once Amazon starts recommending you die-casts of this guy, you’re really through the looking glass. WHO IS HE? No idea. But according to the World of Cars Drive-In, he’s Greg Candyman! Of course!

Greg loves his Tach-O-Mint sponsorship, but there is one aspect he's not a fan of...the paint job. Gingerbread brown with candy cane type would not have likely been his first choice. Nor would it have likely been the first choice of a professional graphic designer, but it was however the first choice of the owner's four year old niece. Greg is also not a big fan of judging the annual contest in which fans build a likeness of him out of real gingerbread and gumdrops. [x]

What a cutie! :3 

[nigeltheshark]

Greg Candyman (2024)