#gregory eeyore

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i cast my favourite swynlake dramas as songs from olivia rodrigo’s SOUR

brutal - Compulsion Night, probably :) 

traitor - all baby mamas getting dumped by their baby daddies! (so like ashley and elena but weird it happened twice)

driver’s license - tito getting ghosted by greg lol 

1 step forward, 3 steps back - aquata and greg feud??? sure

deja vu - tommy/marie/rose drama 

good 4 u -  mabel vandalizing the Moon Market! 

enough for you - tiana getting dumped by melody during Regency 

happier - lou/peri break-up! (from lou’s pov 🤪)

jealousy, jealousy - ashleigh dying mei’s hair during wicked last year! 

favorite crime - Phineas and the Great Washroom Rave 

hope you’re ok - greg’s mental breakdown/disappearing into europe for like a month

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Here you go, Boba. A nice meme!

WOW people doing my work for me!!!!! 

You’re RIGHT anon and you should say it. Everyone, enjoy this crowd-sourced meme, and prayer circle for Gregory Eeyore Christmas Tree Star tonight 

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Swynlake holiday gift guide please? I have so much shopping to do and zero ideas.

HELLO! Right in time for the last week of shopping because I KNOW some of you need it! 

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Do you really think tito would go for greg?i mean their flirting was cute but i doubt it'd last

Ooo, here’s some freshly brewed tea for you!!

Gregory and Tito actually did more than swap deets or tango in the DMs. They were spotted at Phil K’s place, and they talked almost the WHOLE NIGHT. Maybe it was Greg’s pokemon-card get-up that encouraged Tito to get a load of those pokeballs! Or maybe Greg’s been lacking some potassium in his diet and found Tito’s banana hammock...nutritious and delicious!

lol yes i hate me too 

anyway, what’s that all mean? 

idk... hey @shockingly-tito, you debunked the last rumour, wanna weigh in? What about you, @notmuchofatail? You have 24 hours before I come up with an official ship hashtag 

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with the holiday season coming up, who do you think is in need of a hallmark movie type experience to bring them some cheer?

You know, I’m glad you asked and I think we all know the answer: our favourite Board Member and Pet Groomer, Gregory Eeyore.

AND SO!! I’ve photoshopped him into a couple of amazing feel good holiday movies, not Hallmark, but better! 

Movie: Nativity! Starring Greg and all his guests at Ruff to Fluff Grooming, including Simber’s three Golden Retriever children as the Three Golden Stars :) Sparkle and Shine!

Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol, which everyone knows is THE superior Christmas Carol adaptation. I like that this poster already incorporated animals so all I had to do was bring in ol’ Jun Moon as Scrooge, Seamus as Jacob Marley (b/c all billionaires are going to hell etc), Lachlann as Bob Cratchit and of course everyone’s favourite-- Greg as Tiny Tim! 

Movie: When Harry met Sally, but gay and better! YES this is a holiday movie-- it is a NEW YEARS EVE movie, b/c the party doesn’t stop when December 25 ends. While I don’t necessarily ship Gregory and Tito yet (because I think Greg should be with me), I am sure a little bit of romancing would really bring the holiday magic. I’d sure watch it! 

Who should I sprinkle some holiday magic on next? Let me know below! ;)

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Do you think we should consider the people who are good at Among Us a threat IRL? What if that's why they're so good?? What if they're just practicing 😱

Obsessed with this question. it implies that Gregory Eeyore (who i think everyone has heard by now is demi-god-tier in Swynlake terms) might one day sneak up behind me and lacerate me with the scissors he uses to trim the little fine hairs of Swynlake’s most pampered pups

i would BE so lucky 

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TWT Spill: Fishing for Friendship...or More? Part 2

ANNOUNCEMENT Lachlann has come forward with the mysterious gift left on Greg’s doorstep: 

Well don’t say it like that, Lachlann. Shout it to the rooftops! Be proud of your very very very kind gift. After all, it’s the thought that counts!

TBH I think we all want pictures of this pumpkin though. @Gregory_Eeyore, we’re waiting! 

Love, Boba 

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Think we'll see Greg at prom this year? Or any other elusive figures besides the usual prom goers?

OOOO! what a think.

well, it all boils down to greg's new beau, zero. does ZERO care enough to even go to prom?? as far as i know, our resident goth fairy is pretty anti establishment. my vote is that they're gonna hermit it up together and make it a peaceful, quiet date night far away from whatever zany wacko magic will get down!!!