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MEME SPILL: 2020 Election Edition!

The following your official recap of the Swynlake Debate and corresponding Twitter Livetweet over the weekend. Everything contained here is 100% accurate and definitely fact-checked.

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The Twittersphere wants to know! 

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TWT Spill: Fishing for Friendship...or More? Part 2

ANNOUNCEMENT Lachlann has come forward with the mysterious gift left on Greg’s doorstep: 

Well don’t say it like that, Lachlann. Shout it to the rooftops! Be proud of your very very very kind gift. After all, it’s the thought that counts!

TBH I think we all want pictures of this pumpkin though. @Gregory_Eeyore, we’re waiting! 

Love, Boba 

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DM-GATE! A Breakdown

First, the context: Aquata tweeted the worst fake Discourse (tm) of her time so far, implying that people who enjoy the flotilla don’t... care about fairy habitats? So much to unpack there, like how using the phrasing “fairy habitats” as opposed to fairy communities etc implies that fairies are like, wild animals or whatever BUT that’s for another post! 

Point is, every fairy in town who is also on Twitter told her to STFU. Apparently, Greg took to the DMs to say the same. Now, let’s take it message by message, shall we? 

And so the fighting begins. 

But oh.................. it got worse

But despite Gregory’s efforts, he simply could not get through to her. 

Aquata! Said! Take! No! Prisoners! 

and then they started like, flirting or whatever?? 

TL;DR: The Aquata x Greg feud is worse than we thought! Are they the only ones trashing each other in the DMs? Who on the Board is Team Aquata vs. Team Greg? And if THESE two crazy kids, who have similar values, can’t get their shit together...then is 2021 policy doomed to fail? 

Sound off in the comments, or @ me on Twitter! Who won the fight? 

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why do I totally get the feeling if shock was elected to the board some of the current members would either walk out or stage a revolt lol most of them havent stated their opinions but i feel the vibes

This is a VERY interesting theory. I gotta say, we don’t have a lot to go on in terms of what our other board members think. 

That being said, I do have some tea for you. Of course I do. I wouldn’t be the Spill if I didn’t.

If you were paying attention on Twitter, you’d notice that a certain Board Member liked a tweet. I screenshotted it for all of you!

Yup. Your eyes do not deceive you. That’s Simba Lyons, Swynlake’s hottie version of royalty. It looks like Mr. Magick Rights himself is not the fan of vamps! But that’s not too surprising; he is the reason for the curfew, everyone. Don’t forget it. 

So it looks like Simba definitely has some opinions about Shock...which means he might have opinions about Aquata coming in, if she’s as pro-vampire as this debate suggested. Definitely something to pay attention to! 

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What the heck was up with Tito and dodger flirting on TWITTER? Doesn’t Dodger have a girlfriend? Seems kinda disrespectful. Peri girl dump him

Yes, I think we alllll saw that. But let’s get a look at those greatest hits again...

Awww, he called him baby! 

A little #Dodgerito is quite the full course meal, isn’t it? 

Of course, while it did look like Peri was along for the ride (and we do love a strong, secure woman who lets boys be boys), this behavior mostly proves my point which is that Dodger is not and probably never will be mature enough for Peri. Remember, I did predict they’d split by the end of the year... if they do, will Tito fill Peri’s shoes? 

IDK, but they’ll probably have to make it a threesome since Tito flirted with Gregory 2.5 seconds later. 

Did Tito DM???? Or is he as big a tease as he seems? Guess we’ll just have to wait and see. 

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TWT Spill: Love On Wheels

The more I read this note, the raunchier it gets. Like “received a long talk about cleaning clothes after I’m done using them” and “maybe Mister Mac T will post somethingl about it too? [sic]”

Why would Seamus post something unless there was something to post?? 

What was Lachlann doing to get Seamus’s flannel so dirty? 

And doooo we ship this? Is this a one-time thing or is Seamus getting Lachlann’s wheels greasy on the reg? 

Comment below!