You remember the story I told you about the witch called Circe? She lived on an island alone, but men wandered there all the time, pretending to be blown off course. She turned every one of them into pigs, but they kept coming. Just to nibble at her painted toes a while before the slaughter. Well, turning men into pigs is no particular feat. The real exercise is getting pigs to write checks.
-- Gregory Frost, "The Root of the Matter", from Snow White, Blood Red












