WHB Incorrect quotes#73 Drax who?
Lucifer*parking the car at a restaurant* Hey, can you grab us a table?
Mc: Sure!
Mc*sprinting out of the restaurant with a table* START THE CAR!?!
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WHB Incorrect quotes#73 Drax who?
Lucifer*parking the car at a restaurant* Hey, can you grab us a table?
Mc: Sure!
Mc*sprinting out of the restaurant with a table* START THE CAR!?!
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this is the energy my mc will give of
😆😆 Be honest with me, you want to scare Arthur, right?
lmao did someone say gremlin mc/anons because yes hello I most definitely am picking the most dangerous/annoying pets because I think it's beautiful that mc could just show up with a fully grown lion and be like "hehe this is my kitty! :)" chaos time babyyy
Gremlin MC's lion "kitty" running around the castle:
I like to thong that after Mc start to getting use to the fact that no They are really in the scp foundation, that they start being a little gremlin. Like they will drop the weirdest thing that the foundation still trying to understand if it real or not. Like they will drop that they call the Scarlet king, Shorty Big horn and just do not explain themselves why. Or they will drop really helpful stuff like yeah to kill scp-a you have to b, ect.
The foundation have learned that is 50/50 on getting what they really want and need. And that they can only ask them, tell us something we do not know for the scp foundation. If a doctor as tell me something I do not know, Mc will drop their full name/ a joke about them/ Who?
I want gremlin Mc.
gremlin MC all the way
How would the ROs react if they see MC in a room working on making clothes to the point that they forgot to take care of themselves and when the ROs ask MC To take a break but like the stubborn little gremlin that they are they refuse and said ‘If you want me to get out of work so badly you’ll just had to carry me out of this room’
M: You’d be thrown over Ms shoulder in seconds. If you scream and kick they’ll ignore you and continue to carry you out of you work shop. They’d carry you straight to your small kitchen and place you down on one of the wooden seats. If you try to get up and scurry back to your little sewing cave M would grab you by the nap of your clothing collar and drag you back, treating you like a rowdy child. M would put some stuff together and make you eat some bread and stew, when you finish that they’ll make you drink a whole jug or water. Eyeing you like a hawk as you drink every last drop.
When your done with that M will point towards your room and say a single word, ‘rest.’ If you refuse they’ll threaten to let Dawn make breakfast in your kitchen, which is enough to make you almost run to your bedroom.
S: is damn near ready to strangle you. They’ll reach out and mime doing it to but the S will inhale deeply through their nose and turn around and storm out of you work shop. What feels like seconds later you find a bowl of stew in front of your face. When you pull away and get a good look at them, they’re holding a loaf of bread in one hand while they have a blanket thrown over their shoulder.
You’ve made yourself a buddy. S will watch you work, making sure to remind you to eat and drink. But then you’ll get tired and doze off, when you do they’ll pick you up and take you to your room and leave you to sleep. They may or may not have added some sleeping herbs to make their job easier.
B: Thinks about it for a second but they don’t do it. They’ll try to make the sound of all the food their making so appealing that they hope your mouth waters. If that doesn’t work they’ll sign and join you, asking questions about what your doing and why is it so important that your not taking care of yourself. When you say what it is they’ll help you, B has lived with your and their mothers for a long time so they know their way around a needle. When you both finish the project they’ll herd you towards you bedroom and convince you to sleep.
Let’s say when you wake up, half of your favorite foods are sitting on your nightstand. Still lightly steaming as well.
Gremlin MC finding pretty rocks in the devildom, and giving them to the brothers. Just *chef kiss*
soooo a bit self indulgent, but here's Lucifer first lmao.
Lucifer:
Very confused
For a bit he thinks it's some sort of human courting ritual
Probably the one to ask straight up why
And if you just say "they're pretty" or something similar he'll still be confused but less so
A little flattered
Even more flattered when he notices he shares something in common with the rock
Say one day he notices you staring at his hair for a while with your eyebrows scrunched up.
And when he sees your face light up with recognition and run to your room he's a bit worried for a second.
Until you hop back in with a rock that's a very dark black that slowly fades to a gray, and quietly hand it to him before popping back out again.
That's when he takes another look at his small rock collection given by you. Rocks that seem to reference him in different ways, one with an eerily similar look to the diamond on his forehead when he's in demon form.
Boi be blushin, but he'll never admit to it.
Expect a rock in return one day that looks just like your eye(s)
WHB Incorrect quotes#28 Humans...
Gremlin!Mc: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes!
Mam: Wow, I've gotta hear this~
Gremlin!Mc: So back on earth, I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share
Luci: You forgot pride...
Gremlin!Mc: No, I'm pretty proud of that