gremlin ferret darling you say?
*rubs hands together*
Ferret Hybrid Darling who flings themselves off of whatever surface they crawled upon when their yan tries to get a hold of them.
Yan who develops a Spidey Sense for whenever their Darling is about to cast their mortal vessel off a ledge.
Ferret hybrid Darling who goes limp as a sack of potatoes whenever their yan does get their hands on them.
Ferret Hybrid Darling who's Yan fears they have escaped and run off to the next town over by the time they realize Darling has been suspiciously quiet all afternoon- finding them asleep under the bed hours after they tear the neighborhood apart searching for them.
Yan who holds Ferret Hybrid Darling in "air jail" whenever they misbehave - carrying them in their arms/on their hip until they feel Darling has learned their lesson. (They never do.)
Ferret Hybrid Darling who actually loves being picked up and carried around, but always has to be difficult - squirming around till their Yan inevitably drops them or succeeds in wrestling their legs around their waist.
Ferret Hybrid Darling who stares deep into their Yan's soul until they give them the last bite of their food. (Yan caves everytime, but tries to hold out till Darling whines. They're so cute when they beg)
Ferret Hybrid Darling who swears on their grave the happy chirps Yan thinks they heard are a bad cold coming on.
Ferret Hybrid Darling who licks Yan to show their affection - exclusively when Yan is a wink away from dosing off.
Ferret Hybrid Darling who cuddles Yan when they assume their kidnapper to be dead asleep - disappearing without a trace as the sun rises.
Ferret Hybrid Darling who's kisses are a pinch more toothy than some may like. Their Yan wears each scar like a badge of honor.
