#greymohinder

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"Whatever! It's still going in the scrapbook-"

"Daaaaads!"

"Dude. I hope they're not asleep-"

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"I seriously don't know what it says about the actual couples at our school that we won as cousins-"

"It's rough out there."

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"He's not gonna say anything about it, but Dad's mega bummed that you got to meet the new baby before he did."

"It's not like there's really even anything to meet before they turn two-"

"Whoa. Dude. Don't say that to Dad. You know how much he loves that new baby smell-"

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"-used to stay up all night watching that show when I was a kid! Have you see the new series? The animation's so fluid; I almost cried-"

"Totally. Whenever the Prince of Cats does her warm-up, and they do that, I don't know, it's like everything warps around her? It's really cool-"

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"I'm going to be such a great uncle."

"Sure."

"A cool uncle. The kind of uncle that gives the baby a little cocaine, for a treat."

"Nope!"

"Saaaaaffff! I want the baby to think I'm cooooool."

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"Oh, sweet! French toast! Thanks, Dad."

"No problem, kiddo. Just tell me if you want another plate. I remember my first growth spurt-"

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