#grif ball

[kineticallyanywhere]

so my default assumption has always been that Grif Ball was named after Grif, but Grif Ball existed before Blood Gulch, and presumably before Grif was even in the Red Army. So does that mean some asshole organizing sim troopers was like “lmao his name’s Grif” and put him on Red Team so that some other asshole handing out armor in Red Army was like “lmao your names Grif” and give him orange armor just to make the joke

[niqhtlord01]

Red vs Blue Mortal Kombat Banter Part 2 Following up after Blue team, mostly due to the fact they kept getting lost, we have RED TEAM!!!! Grif: *Walks in, scratch his balls* Sarge: Com’er Grif. I’ve a new game I want you to play called “Grif Ball” Grif: Aw, you named a game aft-.. Wait, how do you play?  Sarge: *Hefts gravity hammer* Simple. We bash you with these hammers until your head falls off. Then we use it as a ball as we play cricket with these giant hammers I found.  Sarge: *Grumbles while loading shotgun*  Simmons: What’s troubling you Sarge? You usually are so peachy after hunting Grif.  Sarge: I can’t find him and now I’m sad. Could you paint yourself yellow and pretend you were Grif?  Simmons: *Sighs* *Impersonating Grif* Well shit.  Donut: *crouches, then rolls, crouches, then rolls in* Grif: What the hell are you doing Donut? Donut: The blue guy Caboose told me this is how you move when you want to be invisible.  Grif: *Facepalms* First off, never trust a blue. Second off, it’s roll, then crouch, not crouch then roll.  Simmons: *Walks in taking notes* Grif: What? Making more notes on how to kiss sarges ass? Simmons: Oh no. I’d need at least three journals for that.  Grif: *Facepalms* I’m wearing a helmet, and I can still smell the brown nose off you.  Sheila: *Rolls on to the stage* Lopez: *In Spanish* Why must we robot brethren fight? Sheila: Because you stood me up on our last maintenance check. Lopez: *Pulls out plasma grenade* *In Spanish* I was stuck downloading windows 10 for seven days. Sarge: *Grumbles while loading shotgun* Lopez: *In Spanish* Oh how I wish you would kill yourself with that gun.  Sarge: Why thank you Lopez, I have been working out.  Lopez: *Pulls out plasma grenade* *In English* Fuck you. Grif: *Walks in, scratch his balls* Sarge: If you’re to do that at least take off your armor first.  Grif: I have no idea how to take this off! It’s been years since I’ve seen my own skin. Sarge: *cocks shotgun* Good thing then. Your pale pasty skin would be so bright our air force would mistake it for an airstrike flare and kill us all.  Donut: *crouches, then rolls, crouches, then rolls in* Sarge: Good work Donut! Just like I taught you.  Donut: But I learned this from the blue team.  Sarge: *cocks shotgun* My god....the blues have stolen our tactics once again!  Donut: *crouches, then rolls, crouches, then rolls in* Caboose: You have learned well my young aprempace.  Donut: Ah, don’t you mean “Apprentice”? Caboose: *Pulls out coffee mug and holds it like a pistol* so, the aprempace thinks he can correct the masmar?  Sarge: *Grumbles while loading shotgun* Tex: You can stand aside or be killed. I’m after the Blues.  Sarge: I am conflicted since I hate blues but also hate being given orders.  Tex: *cracks neck* Murder it is then.  Grif: *Walks in, scratch his balls* Kaikaina: *shouting* HELLO BROTHER! Grif: *Also Shouting* WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? Kaikaina: *Pulls out dual smgs* BECAUSE I AM BLUE AND YOU ARE RED!  Lopez: *Walks in attaching his head to his body*  Church: So you’re on the red team, but your armor color is brown?  Lopez: *In Spanish* I would paint it in the blood of red team if they ever gave me a weapon.  Church: *Pulls out sniper rifle*   Oh right, talking to you is kinda pointless isn’t it?  Grif: *Walks in, scratch his balls* Tucker: Prepare to die red scum! Grif: Yeah? You and what army? Tucker: *Pulls out energy sword* Bitch, *motions to sword* meet army. Army* motions to Grif* meet bitch.     Sheila: *Rolls on to the stage* Sarge: Finally! A foe worthy of defeating!  Sheila: If you only fight foes you want, you’ll never win the war.  Sarge:  *cocks shotgun* Winning a war you can’t rub in someones face is meaningless!  Donut: *crouches, then rolls, crouches, then rolls in* Kaikaina:  And people call me a girl.  Donut: Wait, so you aren’t a girl?  Kaikaina: *Pulls out dual smgs* Of course I am, but you don’t see me being a pussy about it. 

[cerealmonster15]

do donut! (for the character thing)

i like how everyone’s sending me donut weeps u all know me so well

did him here!

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[mosaicsunflower]

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[m-ilk2]

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