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Someone really liked your Halloween costume! It's a pity you didn't pay enough attention to Grimbly during that party, because it's in tatters now.

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Someone really liked your Halloween costume! It's a pity you didn't pay enough attention to Grimbly during that party, because it's in tatters now.
Some fairytale sketches that’ll never get finished, lol. I wanted to do some Red Riding Breg redesigns, so I had bombarded @eldritch-spouse with some thoughts I had.
Long story short, Madds is a friend of Evil Queen Santi’s and she comes to hang out at the castle sometimes. Miraculously, Santi’s plan to keep her away from the big horny humanfucker he adopted had worked…for a time. Now Breg knows she’s here, knows who she is, and eagerly awaits her arrivals so he can smother her with affection.
Thankfully, Santi is an absolute bro and gets Madds some respite when he can.
How would Grimbly and Santi react with an obsession that likes to ride them on soft? Like she's just so sensitive, it doesn't matter if they're hard or not, the minute they're inside, she's whining and moaning like a desperate whore <3 (also take care of yourself Pinnie, I have two bags of bagels with your name on it when you're feeling better)
[I'm not sure if this means gentle riding or trying to ride them when they're soft. Also, thenk you! :7]
It's a bit hard to achieve this with Santi. Not only does he get erect quite effortlessly, he's... A lot. To have inside oneself. Understanding that this excites you greatly, Santi never once rushes you to pick up the pace, instead focusing on matching your movement and milking the most sensation out of every motion. How vocal you become from what he considers to be almost foreplay gets the incubus to drool beneath you, and he oftentimes has to regulate his own excitement to not end up bucking up into you faster.
How would the TCE staff act if they found out one of their clients was smitten by them, when they are already in a relationship?
Morell redirects them as smoothly as possible. All it takes is slight persistence for his methods to become a lot less polite. It can and might end with a cleaved skull.
Gallon is humiliating on purpose. "The worst he can say is no"... Hahah, oh boy. The sting of harsh, mocking rejection will drive suitors into shameful depression. Or poison, if they have no dignity.
Grimbly likes getting hit on by others, for the sole reason that he can come crying to you about how "creepy" this stranger was. And how, well, maybe you should remind him who he belongs to. If they become a problem they show up drained like a raisin.
How would your clergy members & the triplets react to the statement: “I have so many ones in my wallet that I might as well start saying I’m a stripper.”
I work customer service at a grocery store. I don’t tend to pay with cash so my wallet looks a little ridiculous because of saved tips but it’s mostly one dollar bills in there.
Morell: "Well I gotta different typa' tip for ya, piglet. " He snorts at his own joke.
Gallon: "It's never too late to learn, cherry." He flicks one of his own tips at you playfully.
Grimbly: "Mommy!" The scandalized look doesn't last. "I think you'd be a great dancer..."
Santi: "Not until you start hooking them on your panties."
Vinnel: "When were you going to notify me I'm a pimp now, poppet?" He pretends to look for ones in your underwear.
Patches: "I'd be broke if you were one." He sighs almost dreamily.
Belo: "Don't say such horrid things, you're a good worker." He's visibly flustered.
Nebul: "Is that an art you would like to be trained in? I rather like our shows as they are."
Fank-e: "do U W4n7 7O kOMp4r3 S4L4R135? :]"
Sybastian: "... Strip tease, for me?" He looks hopeful.
Ludwig: "Oh? That could be a side-gig." He has a shit-eating grin.
Obie: Obie fetches around his wallet. "I have... How much for a show?"
Mervin: "You could have named so many alternatives- It's like you want to be a slut." He places one on your cleavage, grinning.
Had this image bouncing around in my head for hours like the world's most invasive screensaver
This is exceptionally funny to me because Krulu does not use they/them.
Cool/Hat Patches.
*coughs grossly* ROAD TRIP AU! ACTION
Who takes half a bottle of melatonin to sleep through the entire trip?
Who is trusted as the driver?
Who is hogging all the snacks?
Who starts singing 99 bottles?
Who discovers they have motion sickness?
Who ends up stuffed in the truck because they ran out of seats?
Who gets left behind at a gas station?
Who called shotgun and won?
Who left behind all their bags?
Road trip Au! 🚗🛣
Who takes half a bottle of melatonin to sleep through the entire trip?
No one. They can't. It's impossible to sleep during the trip. If the chatter won't do it then the little tantrums each one of them is bound to make will do it.
In the times where he's not driving, Morell could be trying to doze off, but it's guaranteed he'll start shouting and bitching because someone is making too much noise.
Everyone (who sleeps) is miserable and sleep deprived.
Clergy Camping Au GO!
Who gets lost in the forest?
Who stays in the tent the entire vacay?
Who eats a poisonous berry?
Who becomes one with nature?
Who gets jumped by the local wildlife?
Who just walks back to the car and drives away?
[YEAH]
TCE camping trip! 🏕
Who gets lost in the forest?
Grimbly. He may not exactly be in the greatest danger, but he did trail off around half an hour ago and has been running around panicked like a stupid animal. He'll tire himself out and probably sleep on a tree for the first night, if no one comes looking for him.
The most likely outcome is that Morell will find him after moving away from the tents to set up traps.