How would the TCE staff act if they found out one of their clients was smitten by them, when they are already in a relationship?
Morell redirects them as smoothly as possible. All it takes is slight persistence for his methods to become a lot less polite. It can and might end with a cleaved skull.
Gallon is humiliating on purpose. "The worst he can say is no"... Hahah, oh boy. The sting of harsh, mocking rejection will drive suitors into shameful depression. Or poison, if they have no dignity.
Grimbly likes getting hit on by others, for the sole reason that he can come crying to you about how "creepy" this stranger was. And how, well, maybe you should remind him who he belongs to. If they become a problem they show up drained like a raisin.
Santi is used to it and cuts ties cold turkey. A job is a job, have his dick for a night but his heart is exclusive. The incubus is threatening and easily prone to varying degrees of violence if met with persistence.
Patches is uncomfortable. This person ignites nothing in him, and there's a million other things he'd rather be doing than have this awkward encounter. The rejection is soft but his response to insistence is acquiring a new guinea pig.
Belo is quick and explicit to state boundaries. Being an angel means he's ready to chide and lecture this person as to why they're Wrong and Bad. Insistence is met with temporary curses.
Nebul completely ignores this person. His aura becomes stifling and they're silently made uncomfortable. Persistence is met with a headache so intense they might pass out.
Fank-e offers a simple "no". He will just start verbally, loudly doxing this person if they insist.
Sybastian is incredibly blunt. He's also just willing to straight out eat this person if they so much as stay near him afterwards.
Krulu allows smitten worshippers to live in that state, but they gain absolutely no fondness from him.
How would your clergy members & the triplets react to the statement: “I have so many ones in my wallet that I might as well start saying I’m a stripper.”
I work customer service at a grocery store. I don’t tend to pay with cash so my wallet looks a little ridiculous because of saved tips but it’s mostly one dollar bills in there.
Morell: "Well I gotta different typa' tip for ya, piglet. " He snorts at his own joke.
Gallon: "It's never too late to learn, cherry." He flicks one of his own tips at you playfully.
Grimbly: "Mommy!" The scandalized look doesn't last. "I think you'd be a great dancer..."
Santi: "Not until you start hooking them on your panties."
Vinnel: "When were you going to notify me I'm a pimp now, poppet?" He pretends to look for ones in your underwear.
Patches: "I'd be broke if you were one." He sighs almost dreamily.
Belo: "Don't say such horrid things, you're a good worker." He's visibly flustered.
Nebul: "Is that an art you would like to be trained in? I rather like our shows as they are."
Fank-e: "do U W4n7 7O kOMp4r3 S4L4R135? :]"
Sybastian: "... Strip tease, for me?" He looks hopeful.
Ludwig: "Oh? That could be a side-gig." He has a shit-eating grin.
Obie: Obie fetches around his wallet. "I have... How much for a show?"
Mervin: "You could have named so many alternatives- It's like you want to be a slut." He places one on your cleavage, grinning.
Hi pinnie!! I haven't checked out your blog in a while so I'm happy that tumblr notified me of your posts and reminded me about the blog!
I'm going to go through as much as I can tomorrow, but before that, I wanna be a teensh bit greedy and ask if we can get some headcanons about what Morell, Belo, Patches and Nebul (aka my all-time faves) would be like with a reader who's into CNC? Thank you :)
[Yeah, I don't know if I recommend notifs here because I usually dump like 20 posts in one day weekly, and I know that spooks people because some unfollow. It's up to preference.]
TW: Consensual non-consent; Implied rape
CNC with Belo, Morell, Patches, Nebul
Morell loves this. He's even more susprised that you're into it! It feels too good to be true. Although he will rattle his favorite ideas -which usually involve chasing and tying you up like an animal- Morell is very willing to listen to any specific scenarios you have in mind. Make sure you drill that safeword in because he's going to get waaay into this. There's nothing like a squealing thing trying to fight him off yet squeezing his cock like a vise.
This doesn't sit well with Belo. No part of him wants to take you by force (though he's a lot more evil than he judges himself), so you may have to word things differently. Putting this concept in the lens of penance may work- Belo does take joy in "correcting" your perceived bad habits and misconceptions, telling him he can use more forceful sex to achieve such can work wonderfully. He may ruin the fantasy by halting from time to time to check on you though, but generally plays along nicely and even finds himself slowly leaning into the authority it gives him.
Patches is timid to start, but he understands your needs and wants to fulfill them. He can be scarier than people give him credit for, and is good at wringing control out of your hands in a very clincal, methodic manner. He likes having access to your body, especially for sexual experimentation he thinks of often. He will sometimes lose control to Stitches, who is by far a lot more thrilled by the concept, but also a lot more chaotic with his rampant desire to dominate you. One will respect your safeword, the other may not.
With Nebul, you are in good (debatable) hands. He knows how to create proper noncon scenarios and might even surprise you with how much they're tailored to your tastes. The problem is that he doesn't see this as noncon play, he genuinely wants full control of your body and sex, this is only part of making you willingly fall into such a role, permanently. It's fantastic that you already have a penchant for this type of fantasy, as he can keep hitting that nail and slowly but surely, make all your sexual encounters "consensually nonconsensual" bit by bit. Even the power of your safewords get roped into this fantasy, further muddling the waters of what you do or not want. Fall into pleasure and forget your will.
Who would fuck me infront of an audience? I think Santi would, I think Nebul would as punishment, im not really sure about anyone else, I could be wrong too, anyways i love your writing!!
Who does things in public?
Santi can and will do it if you feel safe enough (or in very dark circumstances). He sees this as a public display of love and claiming, so of course it's something the incubus would delight on!
Similarly, it's a part of Lust's royal life to publically fuck, so you will have witnesses and audiences from time to time with Vesper. It's as normal as sex in the faux privacy of your chambers.
Nebul is a glutton for both punishing you and showing you off, so sex acts with an audience can have both of those objectives. You may sometimes be blindfolded or have other senses deprived, such so that you may not even know there's an audience for a while.
Vinnel, while rarely ever pondering truly fucking you in front of his rather excitable audience, will create momentum that flashes your panties or chest for a second or two. He likes to place you in positions that could be considered risky, but his aim is to tease and taunt the audience (and you), not truly expose you to harm from others.
While Sybastian prefers some degree of privacy, he's not above taking you in public spaces if he's riled up enough. He's fully confident in his ability to feed some intruder off if need be, but once things have started he will offer resistance to stopping.
While Fank-e can fuck you in front of an audience, he's more likely to put you in the spotlight of an online one. It's exhilarating to show off his squishy to a steadily growing number of viewers all commenting and reacting to your cute body.
Inter-level sex is always somewhat ritualistic, so being intimate with Krulu and Miara will sometimes net you an audience. This is far more common with Miara, who is keen on letting the island know how sweet you look in rhe throes of pleasure.
Colmei has... A slightly skewed sense of privacy. Colony territory is private territory to him, even if anyone in the garden can see this take place. He's neither thrilled nor shaken by an audience, but can and will ward people off with bees or warning buzzing.
Similarly, Glauk considers the aquarium floor to be safe territory, enough that he can just begin sexual activity with you and not worry that much. Let people look, you're having a good time, right? This is a stark contrast from Magus, who at least shields you with his own form.
Kalymir does have public sex at times. Be it around his own royal grounds or when receiving guests. Even at various arenas, blood and violence turns him on enough to go fetch you and simply have his way. To be fair, the audience will love you more if you play into it.
Who takes half a bottle of melatonin to sleep through the entire trip?
Who is trusted as the driver?
Who is hogging all the snacks?
Who starts singing 99 bottles?
Who discovers they have motion sickness?
Who ends up stuffed in the truck because they ran out of seats?
Who gets left behind at a gas station?
Who called shotgun and won?
Who left behind all their bags?
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Who takes half a bottle of melatonin to sleep through the entire trip?
No one. They can't. It's impossible to sleep during the trip. If the chatter won't do it then the little tantrums each one of them is bound to make will do it.
In the times where he's not driving, Morell could be trying to doze off, but it's guaranteed he'll start shouting and bitching because someone is making too much noise.
Everyone (who sleeps) is miserable and sleep deprived.
Who is trusted as the driver?
Morell mostly. He's just used to doing long distances more often, thus more reliable not to get distracted. The shroom is a decent driver, though his driving is affected by road rage, to the point where breaks are sometimes necessary.
Nebul would be the next best choice. He has a very safe driving style, and his patience is generally ample, though everyone is always a little wary due to one instance where the wraith got genuinely so irate his mist blasted everyone into a nauseous mess.
Gallon can be trusted, even if he looks weird driving, he just doesn't feel like driving for hours.
Who is hogging all the snacks?
Santi. Doesn't make sense? Of course it does. See, he also has to eat. Want that pack of cheetos? Handjob first. Oh you're thirsty? Tsk, you know he's peckish too.
You can have the snack monopoly, but you'll have to bribe the incubus quite heavily, as any attempts made by others have resulted in the incubus snarling like a wild bear.
Who starts singing 99 bottles?
Fank-e. God if he isn't the most annoying cunt during this trip. They can't even watch a movie on his visor for 10 minutes at a time.
He's the equivalent of having an iPad kid in the car who doesn't understand the concept of volume control. The others are constantly shoving and whining over his bullshit, and the robot doesn't give a single fuck.
Vinnel sometimes encourages Fank-e into hysterical outbursts.
Who discovers they have motion sickness?
Belo. There's something about being stuffed in a vehicle for long periods of time... He's not exactly nauseous but he feels lethargic and his head is pounding. The power is not having a good time.
This results in him ritualistically enforcing breaks, just so he can catch some air and stretch his wings.
Otherwise he is absolutely fighting for a window seat or shotgun.
Who ends up stuffed in the trunk?
Sybastian. To be fair, he's not complaining. The mimic is used to being still for prolonged periods of time, and while he can't effectively doze off, he's doing fine so long as he has something to chew on and can occasionally peek out, crawl around the vehicle.
He does stuff himself inside regardless of anyone's comfort from time to time. And if anyone bothers him too much about it, Syb will physically attempt to stuff them into the trunk.
Who gets left behind at a gas station?
It could be several ones here.
Grimbly, for starters, especially if he's taking far too long to buy snacks and, god forbid, falls for the gas station sushi.
Santi, if he's trying to fuck anyone present at the gas station.
Patches, if he's wandering off collecting weird shady samples or it's late enough for Stitches to take over.
They wish they could lose Fank-e but it's quite impossible. He's the GPS, after all.
Who called shotgun and won?
You.
Do not lose that privilege. Guard it with your life if you must.
Who left behind all their bags?
Syb. What bags??? He brought his lanky mimic ass to the trip. No money no phone no troubles, just a fart in the wind there to inconvenience everyone.
Grimbly. He may not exactly be in the greatest danger, but he did trail off around half an hour ago and has been running around panicked like a stupid animal. He'll tire himself out and probably sleep on a tree for the first night, if no one comes looking for him.
The most likely outcome is that Morell will find him after moving away from the tents to set up traps.
Who stays in the tent the entire time?
No one truly stays in the tents the whole time, but Santi is typically the one who remains inside the longest.
There's no one to fuck out here except his own coworkers! And most of the time they don't even let him touch them. He relies on you for food mostly, so the incubus decides to preserve his energy. Santi isn't exactly in a bad mood, he's just cautious.
In great contrast, Nebul, Morell, Belo and Patches are usually out there for most of the day.
Who eats a poisonous berry?
Also Grimbly. Lover of fruit but uninformed fool that he is, he was bound to put something in his mouth- Especially with Gallon's mildly psychopathic encouragement. It's just a berry, he probably mixes those with his drinks already (he does not)...
It's not a life-threatening situation, as Grimbly can filter poisons pretty well, but he has a bad time for a while until Patches successfully diagnoses his stupidity.
Patches and Morell have the most knowledge on what is or isn't poisonous inside the forest. Gallon is well informed by mostly an opp.
Who becomes one with nature?
Nebul, surprisingly.
He's standing in the middle of nowhere for prolonged periods of time simply to watch the wildlife. Nebul also just enjoys the silence. He may be dead, but the wraith believes there's something to be gained by communing with nature and what it has to offer. Having no real need for sleep either, he may stand outside at night doing the exact same thing.
Although Sybastian is the guy that no doubt would survive the longest in a forest-like context, he does appreciate the commodities of tents and artificial heat, enough that he's not as interested as some others may be with nature.
Who gets jumped by the local wildlife?
Fank-e is a candidate here. He's loud, unknowable to the average animal, and generally a frightening, bizarre presence that's bound to throw some wildlife into fight rather than flight.
Santi typically doesn't commune much with wildlife, and most non-infernal wildlife steers clear from him. The unintentional effect he can at times have in animals is throw them into hormonal fits, which will more than likely cause territorial aggression. He's not fond of these instances.
Vinnel would be in more danger if he didn't have the ability to float upwards, away from strikes.
Belo, on the other hand, is like the unrequited whisperer of the crew. Animals flock to him. He's a Disney princess. Can hardly patrol without something crawling on him or trying to take a patch of his fur for its nest.
Who just walks back to the car?
Oh Gallon tried.
He's not a big fan of being in constant contact with dirt and mud and plants and bugs and everything and every texture that makes his slime tremble. He's not having the best time and seems to be constantly walking on the slime equivalent of his toes. He copes with his frustration by putting his coworkers in mild to severe amounts of danger.
More details:
Krulu may fully manifest independently, doing so to manually adjust parts of the forest and/or retrieve Clergy members. His presence frightens wildlife away and creates an unsettling quiet for a long while;
Morell is still in charge of cooking, even if that cooking is just meat from his catches and snacks sometimes. He sulked about not being allowed to take half the kitchen with him;
Stitches has taken over more times than usual in this environment, his shenanigans usually rob the others of sleep;
When Santi is particularly hungry but not having any luck, he'll eat actual food out of boredom and coping;
Everyone wants in on your tent frequently, and you might have to rotate- Santi gets more time because he does need to eat regularly, something he flexes about;
Some of the staff has taken some bobbles with them for convenience. They've presumably never been to a forest before, so it's mildly entertaining watching them explore.