How would the TCE staff act if they found out one of their clients was smitten by them, when they are already in a relationship?
Morell redirects them as smoothly as possible. All it takes is slight persistence for his methods to become a lot less polite. It can and might end with a cleaved skull.
Gallon is humiliating on purpose. "The worst he can say is no"... Hahah, oh boy. The sting of harsh, mocking rejection will drive suitors into shameful depression. Or poison, if they have no dignity.
Grimbly likes getting hit on by others, for the sole reason that he can come crying to you about how "creepy" this stranger was. And how, well, maybe you should remind him who he belongs to. If they become a problem they show up drained like a raisin.
Santi is used to it and cuts ties cold turkey. A job is a job, have his dick for a night but his heart is exclusive. The incubus is threatening and easily prone to varying degrees of violence if met with persistence.
Patches is uncomfortable. This person ignites nothing in him, and there's a million other things he'd rather be doing than have this awkward encounter. The rejection is soft but his response to insistence is acquiring a new guinea pig.
Belo is quick and explicit to state boundaries. Being an angel means he's ready to chide and lecture this person as to why they're Wrong and Bad. Insistence is met with temporary curses.
Nebul completely ignores this person. His aura becomes stifling and they're silently made uncomfortable. Persistence is met with a headache so intense they might pass out.
Fank-e offers a simple "no". He will just start verbally, loudly doxing this person if they insist.
Sybastian is incredibly blunt. He's also just willing to straight out eat this person if they so much as stay near him afterwards.
Krulu allows smitten worshippers to live in that state, but they gain absolutely no fondness from him.
How would your clergy members & the triplets react to the statement: “I have so many ones in my wallet that I might as well start saying I’m a stripper.”
I work customer service at a grocery store. I don’t tend to pay with cash so my wallet looks a little ridiculous because of saved tips but it’s mostly one dollar bills in there.
Morell: "Well I gotta different typa' tip for ya, piglet. " He snorts at his own joke.
Gallon: "It's never too late to learn, cherry." He flicks one of his own tips at you playfully.
Grimbly: "Mommy!" The scandalized look doesn't last. "I think you'd be a great dancer..."
Santi: "Not until you start hooking them on your panties."
Vinnel: "When were you going to notify me I'm a pimp now, poppet?" He pretends to look for ones in your underwear.
Patches: "I'd be broke if you were one." He sighs almost dreamily.
Belo: "Don't say such horrid things, you're a good worker." He's visibly flustered.
Nebul: "Is that an art you would like to be trained in? I rather like our shows as they are."
Fank-e: "do U W4n7 7O kOMp4r3 S4L4R135? :]"
Sybastian: "... Strip tease, for me?" He looks hopeful.
Ludwig: "Oh? That could be a side-gig." He has a shit-eating grin.
Obie: Obie fetches around his wallet. "I have... How much for a show?"
Mervin: "You could have named so many alternatives- It's like you want to be a slut." He places one on your cleavage, grinning.
Who would fuck me infront of an audience? I think Santi would, I think Nebul would as punishment, im not really sure about anyone else, I could be wrong too, anyways i love your writing!!
Who does things in public?
Santi can and will do it if you feel safe enough (or in very dark circumstances). He sees this as a public display of love and claiming, so of course it's something the incubus would delight on!
Similarly, it's a part of Lust's royal life to publically fuck, so you will have witnesses and audiences from time to time with Vesper. It's as normal as sex in the faux privacy of your chambers.
Nebul is a glutton for both punishing you and showing you off, so sex acts with an audience can have both of those objectives. You may sometimes be blindfolded or have other senses deprived, such so that you may not even know there's an audience for a while.
Vinnel, while rarely ever pondering truly fucking you in front of his rather excitable audience, will create momentum that flashes your panties or chest for a second or two. He likes to place you in positions that could be considered risky, but his aim is to tease and taunt the audience (and you), not truly expose you to harm from others.
While Sybastian prefers some degree of privacy, he's not above taking you in public spaces if he's riled up enough. He's fully confident in his ability to feed some intruder off if need be, but once things have started he will offer resistance to stopping.
While Fank-e can fuck you in front of an audience, he's more likely to put you in the spotlight of an online one. It's exhilarating to show off his squishy to a steadily growing number of viewers all commenting and reacting to your cute body.
Inter-level sex is always somewhat ritualistic, so being intimate with Krulu and Miara will sometimes net you an audience. This is far more common with Miara, who is keen on letting the island know how sweet you look in rhe throes of pleasure.
Colmei has... A slightly skewed sense of privacy. Colony territory is private territory to him, even if anyone in the garden can see this take place. He's neither thrilled nor shaken by an audience, but can and will ward people off with bees or warning buzzing.
Similarly, Glauk considers the aquarium floor to be safe territory, enough that he can just begin sexual activity with you and not worry that much. Let people look, you're having a good time, right? This is a stark contrast from Magus, who at least shields you with his own form.
Kalymir does have public sex at times. Be it around his own royal grounds or when receiving guests. Even at various arenas, blood and violence turns him on enough to go fetch you and simply have his way. To be fair, the audience will love you more if you play into it.
Who takes half a bottle of melatonin to sleep through the entire trip?
Who is trusted as the driver?
Who is hogging all the snacks?
Who starts singing 99 bottles?
Who discovers they have motion sickness?
Who ends up stuffed in the truck because they ran out of seats?
Who gets left behind at a gas station?
Who called shotgun and won?
Who left behind all their bags?
Road trip Au! 🚗🛣
Who takes half a bottle of melatonin to sleep through the entire trip?
No one. They can't. It's impossible to sleep during the trip. If the chatter won't do it then the little tantrums each one of them is bound to make will do it.
In the times where he's not driving, Morell could be trying to doze off, but it's guaranteed he'll start shouting and bitching because someone is making too much noise.
Everyone (who sleeps) is miserable and sleep deprived.
Who is trusted as the driver?
Morell mostly. He's just used to doing long distances more often, thus more reliable not to get distracted. The shroom is a decent driver, though his driving is affected by road rage, to the point where breaks are sometimes necessary.
Nebul would be the next best choice. He has a very safe driving style, and his patience is generally ample, though everyone is always a little wary due to one instance where the wraith got genuinely so irate his mist blasted everyone into a nauseous mess.
Gallon can be trusted, even if he looks weird driving, he just doesn't feel like driving for hours.
Who is hogging all the snacks?
Santi. Doesn't make sense? Of course it does. See, he also has to eat. Want that pack of cheetos? Handjob first. Oh you're thirsty? Tsk, you know he's peckish too.
You can have the snack monopoly, but you'll have to bribe the incubus quite heavily, as any attempts made by others have resulted in the incubus snarling like a wild bear.
Who starts singing 99 bottles?
Fank-e. God if he isn't the most annoying cunt during this trip. They can't even watch a movie on his visor for 10 minutes at a time.
He's the equivalent of having an iPad kid in the car who doesn't understand the concept of volume control. The others are constantly shoving and whining over his bullshit, and the robot doesn't give a single fuck.
Vinnel sometimes encourages Fank-e into hysterical outbursts.
Who discovers they have motion sickness?
Belo. There's something about being stuffed in a vehicle for long periods of time... He's not exactly nauseous but he feels lethargic and his head is pounding. The power is not having a good time.
This results in him ritualistically enforcing breaks, just so he can catch some air and stretch his wings.
Otherwise he is absolutely fighting for a window seat or shotgun.
Who ends up stuffed in the trunk?
Sybastian. To be fair, he's not complaining. The mimic is used to being still for prolonged periods of time, and while he can't effectively doze off, he's doing fine so long as he has something to chew on and can occasionally peek out, crawl around the vehicle.
He does stuff himself inside regardless of anyone's comfort from time to time. And if anyone bothers him too much about it, Syb will physically attempt to stuff them into the trunk.
Who gets left behind at a gas station?
It could be several ones here.
Grimbly, for starters, especially if he's taking far too long to buy snacks and, god forbid, falls for the gas station sushi.
Santi, if he's trying to fuck anyone present at the gas station.
Patches, if he's wandering off collecting weird shady samples or it's late enough for Stitches to take over.
They wish they could lose Fank-e but it's quite impossible. He's the GPS, after all.
Who called shotgun and won?
You.
Do not lose that privilege. Guard it with your life if you must.
Who left behind all their bags?
Syb. What bags??? He brought his lanky mimic ass to the trip. No money no phone no troubles, just a fart in the wind there to inconvenience everyone.
Grimbly. He may not exactly be in the greatest danger, but he did trail off around half an hour ago and has been running around panicked like a stupid animal. He'll tire himself out and probably sleep on a tree for the first night, if no one comes looking for him.
The most likely outcome is that Morell will find him after moving away from the tents to set up traps.
Who stays in the tent the entire time?
No one truly stays in the tents the whole time, but Santi is typically the one who remains inside the longest.
There's no one to fuck out here except his own coworkers! And most of the time they don't even let him touch them. He relies on you for food mostly, so the incubus decides to preserve his energy. Santi isn't exactly in a bad mood, he's just cautious.
In great contrast, Nebul, Morell, Belo and Patches are usually out there for most of the day.
Who eats a poisonous berry?
Also Grimbly. Lover of fruit but uninformed fool that he is, he was bound to put something in his mouth- Especially with Gallon's mildly psychopathic encouragement. It's just a berry, he probably mixes those with his drinks already (he does not)...
It's not a life-threatening situation, as Grimbly can filter poisons pretty well, but he has a bad time for a while until Patches successfully diagnoses his stupidity.
Patches and Morell have the most knowledge on what is or isn't poisonous inside the forest. Gallon is well informed by mostly an opp.
Who becomes one with nature?
Nebul, surprisingly.
He's standing in the middle of nowhere for prolonged periods of time simply to watch the wildlife. Nebul also just enjoys the silence. He may be dead, but the wraith believes there's something to be gained by communing with nature and what it has to offer. Having no real need for sleep either, he may stand outside at night doing the exact same thing.
Although Sybastian is the guy that no doubt would survive the longest in a forest-like context, he does appreciate the commodities of tents and artificial heat, enough that he's not as interested as some others may be with nature.
Who gets jumped by the local wildlife?
Fank-e is a candidate here. He's loud, unknowable to the average animal, and generally a frightening, bizarre presence that's bound to throw some wildlife into fight rather than flight.
Santi typically doesn't commune much with wildlife, and most non-infernal wildlife steers clear from him. The unintentional effect he can at times have in animals is throw them into hormonal fits, which will more than likely cause territorial aggression. He's not fond of these instances.
Vinnel would be in more danger if he didn't have the ability to float upwards, away from strikes.
Belo, on the other hand, is like the unrequited whisperer of the crew. Animals flock to him. He's a Disney princess. Can hardly patrol without something crawling on him or trying to take a patch of his fur for its nest.
Who just walks back to the car?
Oh Gallon tried.
He's not a big fan of being in constant contact with dirt and mud and plants and bugs and everything and every texture that makes his slime tremble. He's not having the best time and seems to be constantly walking on the slime equivalent of his toes. He copes with his frustration by putting his coworkers in mild to severe amounts of danger.
More details:
Krulu may fully manifest independently, doing so to manually adjust parts of the forest and/or retrieve Clergy members. His presence frightens wildlife away and creates an unsettling quiet for a long while;
Morell is still in charge of cooking, even if that cooking is just meat from his catches and snacks sometimes. He sulked about not being allowed to take half the kitchen with him;
Stitches has taken over more times than usual in this environment, his shenanigans usually rob the others of sleep;
When Santi is particularly hungry but not having any luck, he'll eat actual food out of boredom and coping;
Everyone wants in on your tent frequently, and you might have to rotate- Santi gets more time because he does need to eat regularly, something he flexes about;
Some of the staff has taken some bobbles with them for convenience. They've presumably never been to a forest before, so it's mildly entertaining watching them explore.
i gotta eat fank-e’s pussy while he djs i want everyone there to know i’m giving him crazy head i mean What who said that. whoever said that was right tho.
- 🎃 anon
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The thing is that he's surprisingly competent.
You need to get absolutely raw with your head game to actually get the robot to struggle in his antics. Unless Fank-e's in one of those moods where he intentionally cranks up his sensitivity to fry himself.
Why not eat his pussy while your fingers dig into the wiring of his upperbody?
Take the robot's pussy with you for a while. Who knows what you'll be doing to it, inserting in it, while Fank-e overheats and glitches out for seemingly no reason...
hey Pinniee.......so i recently stumbled across a new..........certain interest of mine.... and that may ormay not be gettting exteremely turned on when i drink and am encouraged to drink.....I feel like Gallon would like this for obvious reasons but....are there any others that mayhaps....indulge this certain interest of mine? the remasters are brilliant!!!! by the way! you're truly an amazing artist and i find myself thinking of your characters and world semi frequently (especially in unrelated situations and im just like????okay but theyd match my freak<3)
TW: Noncon on most of these
Who likes getting you stupid drunk?
Fank-e is an unlikely candidate, you'd think. But this robot has a particular obsession with seeing squishies out of their mind. That's why he always has stashes of psychostimulants and boosts- Generally many mind-altering substances. Logically, the machine doesn't do drugs, it can't. But it likes seeing you tripping the fuck out of orbit, and stuffing his hands everywhere while you're at it. Alcohol is really no different. Even when you get sick form it, Fank-e's still hovering over you in excitement.
In the same way Jayde doesn't mind buying affection, he also doesn't mind buying you a few drinks for it. Are you sure you can handle Hell's alcohol? Are you? Then show him. Take a few shots with the imp. He's got less body mass than you, so surely... Jayde loves the way you get sloppier with each sip, when you can barely hold yourself together and giggle at all his lame jokes. He likes how he can slide a hand into your shirt and you barely care. You're so pretty like this, letting him take you anywhere, touch you anywhere.
Lacai can and will use pheromones often, but sometimes, it's a bit of a challenge to use other means of getting someone into his hands. Drinks? Oh, he can afford some of the best, he knows places where the ambiance is just right and every glass is served to aesthetic perfection. Oh, just another one, Lacai promises that next one looks even more gorgeous. Take a photo of it, post it somewhere. Not many people get the privilege. One moment you're looking at your drink, the next the world is spinning and his tongue is inside your mouth.
Fasma is a bum. Misery loooves company. He's such a piece of shit for dragging a pretty thing like you down with him. Really, you've got a lot to look forward to, kid. You're not like him. But if there's anyone he'd love to have some drinks with, it'd be you. You're just too gorgeous, let him treat you to the finer stuff, make this old man some company. He's totally not grinning watching you get wasted, totally not going to slip his fingers into your skirt and watch you slump all open. Yer such a lightweight, he'd feel bad stealing from you even if he didn't like you.
Liter is heavy into alcohol. You're talking about the slime that got Gallon into his craft. Liter plies anyone he likes with drink and good vibes, he's a great talker too, so you're bound to stick around. While he's careful not to give you something crazy, what he does offer is sure to have you blackout hammered. It burns your throat but it burns so good, doesn't it? Yeah that one gets him in a mood too. You poor thing, come closer, he'll hold you so you don't fall, inside him...
Shags isn't a drinker. Buuuut, he shares a similar fascination to Fank-e, in a less intense manner. There's something about seeing the way you transform before his very own eyes, Shags always stocks up on the drinks you like, excitedly following your drunken rambling and engaging in your shenanigans. Please, have all you like, he can afford it, and it makes him so happy to see you so satisfied. Even the way you hold the glass is beautiful... He waits until you pass out somewhere, and promptly lets all his built up arousal seep off him like waves. You're in good hands, rest well...
Caius does enjoy getting blood drunk. And here's a funny thing- You don't even need alcohol to get drunk with him. Just let him feed a little too long and you'll see, that funny little lightheaded feeling that takes you over. He does so love caressing you in that state, singing your praises. Caius does, however, like joining festivities with his own drink, though always encourages you to have more with a blood-soaked grin. Oh what a joy you are like this! He loves jolly people- You're a magnet. And may the heavens damn him if the Magister isn't making the most out of it. Dance, dance with him...
Vorticia is a refined woman -When she's not pigging out at the table- She's incredibly fond of Gluttony's wines and whiskeys and all that good stuff. Flavored alcohol is especially to her tastes, and she knows you'll enjoy it too, you have an eye for this after all. There's nothing like long conversations across the halls, watching you stumble on shaky legs like a doe, until the Queen is carrying you to your chambers, still holding a glass to your lips. Doesn't she spoil you? Don't you like this?
Dishonorable mentions
Mooncalf. Everyone knows fae are indulgent, trapping you with food is common, but so is offering good alcohol. While Mooncalf is not typically the fae type you'd associate with liquor and such, he still delights in occasionally getting you drunk. You already belong to him, so why not celebrate, always?! Be jolly, be wild, be crazy with him, dance like a butterfly under the moonlight with him!
Rinx. He loves to watch you eat, he also loves to watch you drink, no wonder he likes watching you get drunk too. He's more excited and curious than aroused, but it's only a matter of time until he starts pawing at you, particularly if you're the type of drunk that gets a little frisky.
Patches and Stitches. One is a desperate opportunist, the other just likes to embarrass you, a match made in anything but heaven. Patches will subtly keep edging you new drinks, Stitches sloshes shots in his head and dunks them into your mouth like a horror show. You're wobbling your way into their hands regardless of who's piloting....
Cero doesn't so much enjoy the drunk part as he does the wardrobe malfunction that follows. Your helpless state as you slump there barely capable of making a phrase, dress askew, bra peeking, hair unkempt. You're hopeless. And he's steaming alive.
How would the TCE characters feel about a reader whos really into bad sex (fail sex, if you will).
They came in 5 minutes? Sexy. I didn’t get off? Doesn’t even matter, still sexy. They’re huffing and panting while barely making me feel anything? Might cum anyways, definitely sexy.
Obviously good sex is good sex, but bad sex is even better sex unfortunately.
(I feel like i can see vinnel torturing me over this…or also being into it, who knows anything going on in that freaky jesters brain)
[I'm gonna be real, I'm not sure how to tackle this, but I'll try! Also, thenk you for the clarifying ask.]
You enjoy bad sex...?
Paradoxically, your sex life with Santi will be rather lackluster. Your sexual satisfaction is extremely nurishing, thus something that the incubus eagerly caters to. Even still, he can tell he's not taking your lust to its full potential, you just crave something he's not guessing right. When you do tell Santi what you fantasize over, his poor brain doesn't know what to do with it. He can't force himself to last three pumps, he can try to ignore your needs... But that's so against his instincts. This type of sex would end up being great for you, and subpar for him.
Morell isn't entirely aware of this. He's not a bad fuck, what might happen is that he uses too much force sometimes, or simply gets too lost in the moment. Maybe he's ramming too hard against something he shouldn't reach, or putting too much weight on you, crushing you against a hard surface in a way that doesn't let you get off properly while he grunts like a wild animal. When you tell him the fact that you like it when he occasionally ruins it for you, he's embarrassed and uncomfortable. You're insulting his prowess, but at the same time it satisfies you? Morell tries not to think about it too much.
Gallon is not recovering from this. He's been fully convinced he was meeting your needs for the longest time- It's so easy for slimes to make non-slimes go crazy, after all. When you tell him that the bad sex arouses you, he's floored. The sex is bad?? What does that even mean. This will marinate in his mind for too long. Congratulations, not many people get in his head like this. You're just fucking with him, trying to insult him in a subtle way, surely. No matter, he's prepared to wring you dry the next time he catches you alone. He just won't accept this.
Grimbly might cry. Oh he definitely will cry. And be livid. This is so embarrassing for him, he just wants to crawl into a hole. Grimbly doesn't care that you get off on it- You might have fucked up by telling him this, because Grimbly will withdraw from sex for a while. You gave him a little complex, nothing too serious but he's definitely shaken. He becomes entirely submissive and passive, because if he doesn't take control, then if the sex is bad then it's not on him, right? Whatever. Just get off on his cock that you can't even feel apparently. No, he's not crying, you're crying fuck you-
More than being vaguely offended, Nebul is interested in how he can exploit this. His punishments will have to shift gear, since you enjoy being denied and unfulfilled. Very odd. He'd eventually like to rewire you out of this kink, because it's imperative to him that you crave good orgasms, as they'll be part of your discipline. For now however, the wraith is more than fine submitting you to his desires alone, extending little to no care or attention your way, silently marveling at the way you become so aroused from this treatment. There's definitely an urge to prod your memories for answers here.
Belo might actually develop performance problems from figuring this out. You mean to say that his love making was so horrid that it somehow confused your body into enjoying it? He not only desecrated intimacy that is meant to be enjoyed between a mated pair, he corrupted you into enjoying mistreatment. This is entirely too devastating for Belo to believe he still deserves to have sex with you. No, you shouldn't get off on this! It's wrong, it's his fault, he ruined it for you! Now here's a complex you'll need time and communication to properly untangle.
Patches benefits greatly from this, and thus, doesn't question it too much. It's not just that this is humiliating, heightening his pleasure everytime you have sex because he knows you get off on how pathetic he is- It's also legitimately freeing to know he can cum in three minutes and you'll be fuming with arousal. This... Is good, right? It means you'll keep wanting to have sex with him. It's okay, you can "disappoint" him too- Not that Patches thinks that's possible, but it would be fair! Tell him new ways to "ruin" sex for you and the dullahan will try his best.
Fank-e researches endlessly to understand this. It's not orgasm denial but also not entirely masochism?? What is this exactly? How does he cater to that? Tell him how to fail. It's a bit hard to perform badly when he doesn't have all the limitations organic lifeforms are plagued with. The robot is lost, but for sure he takes this as more of a challenge than anything.
Vinnel is intrigued, yes. Fail sex happens when he's simply too sick to perform, punishing sex also seems to have an effect on you. And Vinnel notices that you like it when he's going through particularly gross days, days where he tastes bad and makes nasty sounds and ew his cum is so weird today and his dick is all off- Why do you like this? He's going to poke that hard. Prod and jab and laugh at your expense, because you're such a freak. You don't even like to cum! Fine then, don't cum, whine and squirm beneath him while he lets a string of nasty drool fall to your face. You silly fucking weirdo, he loves you to pieces.
