#grimmjack

[howlingday]

Jaune: Aw, man, Jaune... How'd you end up in this situation?

Jaune: One minute, you're minding your own business, being your average, normal, antisocial, self-diagnosing, hot mess express self, trying to sew miniature dresses for your make-believe girlfriend who is just a head...

Jaune: And then...

SHE APPEARED

Jaune: ...dragging you into the world which had rejected you all these years and now you're her literal slave and forced to make nothing but weird 18+ fanfiction dream cosplays!

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Jaune: Oh no... I sewed my hands together again.

Nora: (Enters with demonic choir)

Jaune: (Thinking) IS SHE GONNA KILL ME?!.

Nora: (Unties blouse, Strips down)

Jaune: WHY ARE YOU UNDRESSING IN FRONT OF ME?!

Nora: MAKE ME INTO ONE OF THOSE EROGE SLLLUTS~!

Jaune: I'd rather you just end my suffering, please!

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Jaune: I guess it wouldn't be so bad if she wouldn't keep calling me weird nicknames like Waffle-Stomping Wombat or Dorkasaurus Rex!.

Jaune: But it's moments like these where I can peacefully sit alone in the classroom and be totally ignored... The way nature always intended for me.

Jaune: OH GOD, SHE'S GOING TO-

Nora: (Smashes through the ceiling, Stands) Haha~! Wasn't that a cool entrance~?

Jaune: (Looking up) YOU FELL THROUGH THREE FLOORS OF SOLID CONCRETE AND SURVIVED!

Nora: Silly, Jaune-Jaune~! It was six stories and the roof~!

Jaune: YOU! SURVIVED!

Nora: Whoa~! (Grabs arm) Is that a tattoo~?!

Jaune: (Yanks arm away) AGH! GUH! SKIN CONTACT!

Nora: OMG~! I wanna get one SO BAD, but every tattoo artist I've ever gone to has said it's impossible to tattoo every single character from Boruto onto my skin! Including the Boruto's Dad characters!

Nora: Anyways, let's go shopping so I can dress up as the most degenerate girl in all the land from my favorite game, Bowser~! Because just like him, I can keep on sucking 'til I vore you~! How we feelin', chat~?

Weiss: Mood~!

Pyrrha: Pushin' P, girl~!

Jaune: Why are you doing this to me, Brothers? Wasn't I your faithful, little servant who knew his place in your cruel world?.

Jaune: Why are you making it even more terrible?!

Nora: (Dressed as Bowser in a bikini) Y A Y ~ !

[itsupermanti]

I’m listening…

Nora(drunkenly nagging Jaune as Team JNOR sit around a campfire): Tell us a story!

Jaune(sighing in resignation): Okay.

Jaune(as everyone looks at him): Once upon a time, there was a shattered moon.

Nora(glaring at him): Bulls%#*!

Jaune(deadpanning at her alongside Ren and Oscar): Okay… Once a upon a time-

Jaune(gesturing up at the shattered moon in the night sky): -there IS a shattered moon!

Nora(now paying close attention with eyes narrowed in intrigue): …I’m listening.

[gorillageek27]

Ruby: ruby's here to save the daay!

Weiss: my hero, go get someone with mmuscle before they notice you

Thug: you, squishy one

Weiss: nevermind

Thug: you one of weiss's buddies?

Weiss: she's no one, just a classmate. Ruby get my ransome money ready, they're gonna ask for alot but i'm worth it

Thug: beat it kid, if ya know whats good for ya

Ruby: hehehe corpses dont talk.

Thug: whachu say? *tased* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Weiss: remind me to never piss you off.

Ruby: my street name is taser me elmo.

[coolanimescreenshots]

Food Wars! The Fourth Plate aka Shokugeki no Souma: Shin no Sara

There’s this abridged series I had forgotten that I had watched from Grimmjack. The voice acting and what they say in the parody was really fcuking funny. There are currently 9 episodes of it all of which are from season 1 ending at the Training camp of hell arc.

The series is called “FOOD MENT” and here’s a link to the playlist for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt65rjmkWuk&list=PLzFmxV-tE7kX7JdXem9fFQ2u5NL4BEXhH

[stalkerkyoko]

She’s that much of lightweight in canon

canada subs strikes again in sub

[howlingday]

Jaune: If... If only Neo were around to see this...

Neo: (Kicks down the door, Thinking) HEEEY~! WASSUP, NERD~?!.

Jaune: Neo?! Is that really you?!

Neo: (Hugs him)

Neo: (Crushes his skull with a pop, Blinks) Whoa! Where'd that thought come from? Eh. I'll worry about it later. I'll just regular hug him.

Jaune: (Hugging, Sobbing) Neo! I thought you were gone forever~! I'm so glad you're okay, despite everything Ruby said and did!

Ruby: Jaune...

Jaune: Oh god, is that her?

Ruby: You're finally back with us... (Hugs)

Ruby: (Grins sinisterly) Everything is going perfectly according to my plans... You two are now my perfect, living weapons~!

Jaune: Wh- What was that, Ruby?

Ruby?: RUBY ROSE?! WHERE?!

[howlingday]

Ruby: Ooh~! A strange, snow lady! What are you doing on my lawn?

Winter: Hello, child. I am seeking a bewildered, drunk, sad-looking old man.

Ruby: Eh?

Winter: Who is a huntsman.

Ruby: Oh, you mean Uncle Dad?

Winter: Impossible. The man I'm looking for is incapable of having children. He's terrible, you see.

Ruby: He didn't have me. He took me.

Winter: ...That's even worse. And very, very sad.

Winter: Actually, this might be the man I was looking for.

[itsupermanti]

Pretty Cute

Artoria(as she crouches down next to Bedivere): My name is Artoria Pendragon.

Artoria(hesitation in her voice): I’m…a King.

Bedivere(grunting as he lays injured on the ground): Oh, cool!

Bedivere(as Artoria stares at him in shock): I was starting to think Kings were all just sullen dudes with crowns, but…

Bedivere(offering the blonde a small, blood stained smile before coughing a bit): You’re pretty cute!

Artoria(staring at him in confusion): You’re not afraid of me?

Bedivere(smiling at her once more): Of course not!

Bedivere(reminding the stunned Artoria of his injuries): I’m far more afraid of my broken ribs puncturing my collapsed lung and surely killing me! Ugh!

Bedivere: Speaking of which…

Bedivere(as Artoria looks at him in alarm): You got a Tylenol or anything?