#gross post

[captainobviois]

My friend is hosting an event tonight that’s like a pageant show to raise money for girls who code and the competitors are engineering major men. One of the guys decided his talent would be chugging a 2L of lemonade. You’d think if someone put their talent as chugging then they’d be able to do it fast and keep it down. You’d be wrong. It took him 3 minutes to chug it while his friends threw flowers at the stage for him. Upon finishing the chug, he immediately yakked on the stage

[mothsobsessions]

when do i come out as a puppy boy to myself

[caustic-synishade]

I just had the WORST pain of my life.

I was playing Portal, just defeated GLaDOS, when suddenly, the pain. I can only describe it as a star exploding in my windpipe. Fire in my chest, my nostrils, my throat, my ears. I couldn’t breathe. I was crying. 

When I say it felt like fire, I fucking mean that. I guess I vomited in my sinuses again (this happens sometimes). 

But oh my god, out of everything in my life, nothing compares to that pain I just went through. That shit sucked.

Maybe it’s my diet of ghost peppers and other spices...

[hampterguts]

i want to apologise for the gore but i cant explain just how happy i am to finally create something remotely coherent again

[blackwellking]

nathan prescott and samantha myers are EXACTLY like those disgustingly adorable coordinated couples THAT ALWAYS dress to match outfits. sickening.

[what-marsha-eats]

Ewwwwwwwww.

From the FB pg She Ratchet

[hampterguts]

help i love usui so muchhh