All I Do Is Be Bisexual, Eat Hot Chip, And Lie

Twitch.tv/captainobviois Every day is Halloween on this blog Cappy • 23 • they/she God will condemn me to hell with this blog as primary evidence

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ABOUT!!!

Hi I’m Cappy!

No not named after the hat in Mario or capybaras. I just needed a shortening of CaptainObviois after I rebranded this blog in 2020 when I returned to tumblr and was no longer a roxy lalonde kinnie. Now I’ve had it for so long it would feel weird to change

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So this blog is just a collection of the things that I find amusing or important or it’s an outlet for when I’m fixating on something and occasionally a platform for me to recruit new people into my cults I mean Minecraft servers

Currently Reading: Nona the Ninth

My tagging system is so bad. Truly if that bothers you then do not follow!

Tags that I do commonly use:

#my stuff - for posts I made

#bonleyfans - for the tlt live read

#cap reacts - for almost all other live blogging/reactions

#cap irl - pictures

#cap and friends - for posts with reoccurring characters

#ignore me - just venting

#pottery - yeha im your mutual that’s been getting really into pottery lately. It’s gayer than you’d think

I’m not going out of my way to block minors but I also will not improve my shit tagging habits or sanitize my blog. If you see something you don’t like, I suggest you unfollow me! Ok disclaimer over

Current pfp is me but art. Not a character

A list of my greatest achievements:

• I snuck into Dashcon 2 without a ticket

• The muppet joker has liked several of my posts

• mutuals with beguilingcorpse

A secret fourth thing to be revealed after August 2nd

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WHAT THE FUCK HEY WHAT

Let my girl go!!!! What the hell!!!

That cannot be Gideon. That must be Gideon’s unrotted body being puppets by John. She would NOT say that.

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The Angel is suspicious to me. Chekov’s character. I know you’re going to go off but I don’t know how or what or who or why

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KILLING ME

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The Angel is suspicious to me. Chekov’s character. I know you’re going to go off but I don’t know how or what or who or why

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This is putting me back into believing that Nona is a fused personality.

If true it’s a little bittersweet. I like Nona. She’s charming. But I think I’m still more attached to Gideon and Harrow’s dynamic as separate people more.

Very Coronabeth behavior to still be thinking about how she wished she had been eaten by Ianthe.

I love codependency in characters and this series really serves up so many delicious varieties of it

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Hey remember this? Congrats, that's basically the John chapters of Nona.

Damn it, underwater again.

I’m impressed you still have this. That was like a year ago

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AAAA OMG CORONABETH YAAAY YIPPPEEE!!

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This all but does confirm that Nona is Gideon of part of Gideon. I didtninctly remember her thirsting for both Coronabeth and Cytherea.

In other news it’s crazy how fast Corona swapped sides. Like girl I thought you were in love with your evil twin

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AAAA OMG CORONABETH YAAAY YIPPPEEE!!

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Absolutely fucked up that John Gaius had a twitch account

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Well ok so if Cam and Pal can form a new fusion person in the shared body then why have they not considered that is who Nona is? It seems fairly obvious to me that that is a possibility since we see that happen with them at the beach

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WARNING 18+

19

[have-you-been-here]

Inside a cave, anywhere on earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[moon111111]

[apjvff]

this site is gonna get deleted tonight. supposed to be secret. but now you know.

[kosmogrl]

[snoopylovessoup]

I love you, day and night