#grumpy witch

[magick-and-sims]

I made her for a sim contest in my small sims community aaaand… I lost. Like, completely. Still love this grumpy girl of mine.

[abraxos-is-toothless]

No one:

Absolutely no one at all:

Mark Bennett: GordoGordoGordo

[pixelconstructor]

[thedicegoddess]

It’s been a while...

Hey. It’s been a while since I’ve done more than reblogging here, haven’t really posted any art for a really long time. I’ve been busy working over on @pixelconstructor​‘s Grumpy Witch Emilia’s revenge and thought I’d post a little update. We’ve all been working hard and we’ve really got something great going. 

We have a whole new group of creatures along with some new looks for our original ones:

We’ve undergone quite a makeover on the look as well. We’ve moved on from just using flat 2D artwork and working with both 2D and 3D assets. 

Our animations have also gone through some reworking. Here is a look at things in action. 

As you can see the team has been super busy. 

[ladiesxofxthexcosmos]

@squeaking-squad

It was quite common to find the sorceress wandering aimlessly through the empty fields of DreamLand at night. No one could spot her and it was a nice way to get some fresh air. After all she can’t stay cramped up in her realm forever.

Though during her aimless wandering she felt a dark aura near by. One that was similar to hers in some ways. One that she haven’t felt in a long while.

She knew this presence far too well.

Another Dark Matter was near by.

Just her luck, and here she thought she was alone.

[askthegrumpywitch-blog]

IT LOOKS LIKE SHPIGS ARE POPULAR

So I’m going to talk more about them. 

Shpigs are amazing. Take a pig. Put a pastel sheep on the outside. Then make it nigh indestructible. 

Shpigs are pigs with what looks like sheep wool but is actually, I have to tell you, incredibly powerful stuff. You can shear shpigs, but it takes some serious effort. The way the wool curls plus the incredibly strength of shpig-wool means that shpigs bounce like a bouncy ball. If you jump and land on a shpig, the shpig probably won’t even notice. You will definitely notice, because you will bounce like crazy, and if you aren’t careful you’ll end up a splat.

Don’t ask me how I know. 

They’re fluffy and snuggly like sheep and smart and cuddly like pigs. Some people like them as house pets/companion animals and will put their feet on them in the evening like a cushion. They make AMAZING footwarmers, particularly because when they fall asleep on your feet, no amount of you squirming is going to wake them up. If they notice, they just don’t care. 

When it comes to knitting and making cloth, you can’t beat shpig wool. It takes some work to spin, but while it’s harder to pull the fibers out, it’s a lot easier to make even a very thin thread without snapping on the spindle. You can make thick warm slippers or a lightweight waterproof hat. My great-aunt’s witch hat was made of shpig wool, which was really useful when someone rudely dropped a house on her. Bounced right off. 

Shpigs come in all sorts of colors. I bet you can guess what color shpig makes my favorite wool...

[talesofnecromancy]

I'm sorry about what happened, is H better now? It's horrible to have something like that happen to someone you care about. This is why I feel you have to be careful when taking certain actions especially as a witch. Because it ends up like you said not really helping the situation at hand in the way they probably thought it would.

Hello =) Thank you for your concern - that’s very kind of you. H is better although it was a bit of a fight to fix him and I’m still kinda pissed about the whole thing.

You’re entirely right - actions, especially magical ones - can have one hell of a knock-on effect. (For example, the first spell I ever did aged 14 was a joke - I didn’t believe in it, it was just a ruse to help my little sister feel better because she was being bullied at school. We hexed the girl bullying her. A week later,  the bully fell and broke her leg. I’ve taken magic - especially anything meant to harm or punish - extremely seriously since then.)

I don’t know who did this, I assume they were very upset and frustrated. I also think someone they knew probably died in that shooting. It was a messy, shoddy spell but it had a lot of feeling behind it - no one puts that kinda raw hate and pain into a spell on a whim. And whilst I am very sorry for their pain and the lives lost, I am damn unimpressed they earthed it in my ghost.

[thedicegoddessart]

Here is a vfx animation that I did for Grumpy Witch Emilia’s Revenge. Go check out @pixelconstructor to see more from Grumpy Witch!