#grunt mass effect

[tiafelys-art]

[kroganmalewasted]

Shepard keeping absurd amounts of jelly packets from waffle house on her at all times. biotics constantly need boosts of energy and Shepard is simply being accommodating.

Shepard using Ceberus funds to get top of the line dextro ingredients for Tali and Garrus so that their food looks amazing during the squad family dinners in the mess hall.

Shepard going “clothes” shopping for armor with Miranda and in the Serious Commander Voice ™️ asking Miranda if the armor makes her ass look big.

Shepard inviting each of her squad mates to her cabin after doing their loyalty mission…just to stare at the fish tank. It’s relaxing she promises.

Shepard meditating with Samara just to fall asleep to show Samara that she trusts her. Samara assumes it’s just a primitive human thing.

Shepard sitting in silence with Thane for hours. Eventually he asks what Shepard was thinking of, perhaps something profound, or worries, or simply moments of joy. He will accept any answer given to him, Shepard is always safe to talk here. She tells him she was thinking about the ribs Anderson used to make with the most solemn expression ever. Thane nods understandably.

Shepard bringing Grunt off planet for some very important lesson just for it to go to shit and the two having way more fun getting out of it. She’s only mildly peeved because she gets to see him happy.

Anyway this is to say I think my shepard is the most accommodating freak ever who loves her crew dearly even if half the time she wants to strangle them.

[peachyatelier]

Pessimist: This glass is half empty.

Optimist: This glass is half full.

Admiral Hackett: Shepard I need you to take care of this glass of water, you're the only one who can do it right.

Illusive man: Yes, I think it's morally correct to take away a glass of water from a child dying of thirst, but you don't have to agree with me.

Edi: This glass cup contains half of its volume worth of optimally mineralated water for human consumption.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm-

Legion: Shepard commander, the volume of water is roughly 163.80083722 cm³.

Tali: This glass of water has enough pathogens to kill me.

Samara: I killed a person who drank water once.

Zaeed: I killed a person with a glass of water once.

Mordin: Primitive psychological test. Proven ineffective hundreds of solar years ago. Varren sexually transmitted disease on the Normandy a more relevant issue.

Joker: Ah thanks. [SLLURRRRPPPP]

Kasumi: [steals Joker's cup after drinking from it]

Grunt: [breaks it] It reminded me of my tank.

Jack: What is this? Why are you giving me this? Are you bribing me?

Wrex: Shepard.

Liara: [watches from Hagalaz and adds results from the test into their files]

Ashley: I can't believe Cerberus is bribing you with half a glass of water.

Miranda: Typical Alliance mindset. If we leave now I'll give you 5 glasses of water.

Shepard: I should go.

[my-fish]

"you're just like me." - a finished piece

[sillyanonymousgoose]

A girl and her tank baby. 🥰

[continuous-spec]

Day 16: Grunt

[queam]

Grunt

[malaikoftadraws]

"So, how were those noodles?" "A little spicy." "I love you, Grunt."