#guac moley

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After all that's happened with Apollo, Eleanor, Bradley, and whoever is involved.. What do you really think of Apollo?

People involved:-

Apollo, Eleanor, Bradley, I would say Guac, and Chez ala Chez (to his reluctance). 

Variables:-

Eleanor was dating Bradley.

Guac and Eleanor fought.

Eleanor fought with others.

Chez took the heat for it.

Eleanor cheated on Bradley with Apollo.

Bradley and Eleanor broke up, not because of the kiss.

Eleanor and Guac(?!) might do the naughty naughty ol in-out in-out soon.

Apollo is now suicidal, but hanging out with Bradley, the boy whose girlfriend Apollo kindly sexually assaulted.

Conclusion:-

Oh, you know what I think. I think he's a slippery cunt who'd best fear the roll of my tongue if I happen to have a wand at the ready and I will.

xoxo

Claret.

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Why are Guac and Chez fighting? I thought they were best friends.

Hmm? 

A silly competition, as it always is with Chez ala Chez. Stay tuned because this is fiercer than that one time Mildred and Chez went head to head, and feistier than when Blakely PMSes. 

xoxo

Claret.

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Do you think Chez will ever find love? And who do you think should stay away from love all together?

Chez ala Chez doesn't need to look for love, since I'm pretty sure it'll knock on his door and sweep him away when it's least expected, but until then our Slythernout Captain (See: Back off Russo) is not panting for pampering from any princess, since his most recent one made the most antiexpellerific choices known to history, dollface. 

As for who should stay far, far away from love - I'd say Mildread Potent. I mean even Blakely found love and didn't mess it up. It must say something that the unspliffiest woman on the planet, with a heart made of an iceberg is having more romantic success than you. Then again, your hitting on her boyfriend probably didn't win too many brownie points. If I were you, Mental Milly, I'd steer clear from the scary Ravenhoof. Or don't, I totes wouldn't miss you, anyway, angel. 

On another note, it would benefit Guac if you kept soldiering on since your boyfriends all seem to find their way into his arms.

xoxo

Claret. 

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Mildred/Everyone

Oh you martyr. Good luck trying to find her anyone since the only boys who have ever been blinded into dating her (See: Bradley James Harris and Ishmael Patricks) both found whatever one of Gryffindor's sauciest, Guac A. Moley, had to offer much more delightful.

I'd write this off as a lost (in love amongst other things) cause.

Stay saucy.

xoxo

Claret.