#apollo ross

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Who are the three LEAST popular students?

Uh.

That really fucking loud kid who molested Curly's girlfriend. I don't know. I don't fucking read this shit. He's obviously the absolute least popular. 

There's that really pissin' whiny kid. Thinks he's snarky, is actually as soft as a feathery pillow? The Russian one. My house, too. I'll remember his name later.

Menopause. I think that's her surname. Blonde, stupid, only Cho likes her? That's the one.

Now fuck off.

Cyanide. 

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Someone broke my mirror and now it's in a thousand pieces - there's your drama.

There you have it, lovedoves. Never lend Apollo Ross your mirror, it will break from sheer surprise.

xoxo

Claret.

P.S. I'll buy you a new one, love.

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After all that's happened with Apollo, Eleanor, Bradley, and whoever is involved.. What do you really think of Apollo?

People involved:-

Apollo, Eleanor, Bradley, I would say Guac, and Chez ala Chez (to his reluctance). 

Variables:-

Eleanor was dating Bradley.

Guac and Eleanor fought.

Eleanor fought with others.

Chez took the heat for it.

Eleanor cheated on Bradley with Apollo.

Bradley and Eleanor broke up, not because of the kiss.

Eleanor and Guac(?!) might do the naughty naughty ol in-out in-out soon.

Apollo is now suicidal, but hanging out with Bradley, the boy whose girlfriend Apollo kindly sexually assaulted.

Conclusion:-

Oh, you know what I think. I think he's a slippery cunt who'd best fear the roll of my tongue if I happen to have a wand at the ready and I will.

xoxo

Claret.

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Did you hear about Cecelia King and Eleanor's little quarrel?

Quarrel? 

Think of Eleanor as a little fly on my windowpane of life, hm, doll? Don't get lost in the metaphor, this will be brief. Cecelia is worse than pesticide when she decides she wants a kill.

It is instant death, but yes I did hear about it and all the foulmouthed and unfounded comments she made.

But I believe I've called her a liar at least ten times now, and don't need to again, except to say it's been confirmed she cheated on Bradley James Harris with Apollo Ross.

xoxo

Claret.

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Any idea if it's true? D:

Not for certain, but knowing you're Bradley's sixth year sweetheart, and how much you totes adore him, I'd warn him in advance.

I mean, I'd tell him myself, but who knows whether he'd think I'm being devious after my little tiff with his girlfriend, dollface.

In the meanwhile, I assure you I'll find out.

All my love, Chez ala Chez,

xoxo

Claret.

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Put me in too... It'll be a good way to get my mind off of things.

Sure thing, buttercup.

xoxo

Claret.

P.S. I'm not your friend. Thought you should know since you seem to be discomfuckulated.