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Vikrmn, Corpkshetra
Flashfire - Gung-Ho! (Lanard)
G.I.Joe : Deviations ( IDW 2016 ) // Storypages 1
Gung Ho (Earth-27) commission — artwork by phil-cho on DeviantArt. "Gung Ho" sponsored by the Earth-27 Fan Community for Roysovitch's Earth-
Gung-Ho
I did a Brick Mini Gung-Ho recently but I also painted the officially licensed G.I. Joe miniature version of him. Turned out pretty good.
my g.i. joe headcannons are (this is going to be SO LONG but you asked for it so I feel only a little guilt <3)
Bazooka is autistic (if you watch 'a real american hero' he tends to only speak a few words at a time)
Bazooka isn't supposed to be away from alpine or else bazooka will do some wild shit (again, if you watch the 80s one you know he's wild)
Shipwreck has gotten at LEAST 3 male g.i. joes to wear skirts/dresses (canonically there's only one so far)
Scarlett makes everyone watch Spider-Man with her (cannon one-off background scene I took to heart)
Gung-ho got his outfit at a stripper store and still hasn't noticed (no one says anything bc it's funny and the people who would say something don't know)
Cover girl and Shipwreck are in a wlw/mlm alliance
Spirit got his nickname bc of Spirit the horse (based off the fact anytime I'm like 'yeah they named the native american character Charlie Iron-Knife and gave him the nickname spirit :/' everyone goes 'like the horse???'
Destro, Cobra Commander and The Baroness are in a poly relationship. So are the dreadnoks. (Cannon. It's cannon.)
The reason Barbecue has a like, radio announcer type accent (i think its him? Its either him or a seperate guy whose in a similar big suit) is because when he's in the big suit he started talking like that as a joke and it stuck
Wild Bill isn't actually from a ranch or whatever in Texas. He's from like, the middle of Austin and has just been pretending. (I dont know his actual story but I'm from Texas and he's a goofy stereotype so it's funny to think he's just.. lying and that's why he's like that)
yippee!!!!
first off, I totally I agree, I’m pretty sure I’ve said it before that I think bazooka is catholic and my only proof is that he’s from Minnesota lol. He’s like my GI to projecting character because he’s one of my favorites.
also yeah, I don’t think it’s like a spoken thing that he’s not supposed to be with Alpine, but everyone knows that if he’s seen by himself or just with quickkick (theres an episode of them together and doing crazy shit) other Joes immediatley go ask him what’s up because he’s probably gonna cause a ruckus.
I hc Shipwreck as bisexual, the only reason for this is because it would be so funny, I just wanted to say that. But yeah I agree. I sincerely doubt it’s out of a place of goodwill, this guy is getting them the worst dresses you’ve ever seen.
ALSO AGREE, I hc this along with footloose is one of those guys who will always do the most god awful dance then try to get someone to join (oftentimes dusty because they’re paired up a lot).
The Gung-Ho one is fucking hilarious, when you consider his circumstances. He was in the marines right before GI Joe for years, he lived in the middle of a swamp, the other Joes are mostly confused on how the fuck he could have gotten ahold of that?
I love covergirl and Shipwreck but she’s totally a lesbian, no way the former model, turned army mechanic, likes men, she’s been surrounded by too many sucky ones her whole life.
Ough Spirit, the 80s did that poor guy dirty
ITS CANNON
dude, I love him because he’s supposed to be from BOSTON. WHAT IS THAT ACCENT. You may also be refering to Blowtorch who’s Irish and from Florida for some reason??? 😭 what’s wrong with them?????
As a fellow Texan, I think he fits the rich Texan stereotype. Most folks aren’t like that, but I’ve met people who honest to god act like that.
The Baroness (#13) directs the 788 Cobra H.I.S.S. - High Speed Sentry to fire on Gung-Ho, Recondo and Beach Head... the Joe's are fighting back!