#guyposting

[researchgate]

his smile is unmatched

[cosmoonex]

starting off 2026 right by showing off this lil booger that came in the mail on tuesday!! itty bitty guy aw

art was made by me ofc 🦭 he's a mere 2 quarters tall and will be going on my phonecase 🙏 the bigger keychain in the second image was made in June of last year!!! my guy towers collection is growing,,,,

[techboy-tboy]

really desperately need to suck his dick transgenderly. i need to get us a strap so i can be a perv and suck it omg sucking strap is so hot. if you have a pure heart you can feel it. i need him bouncing on it i need him riding my face. i love having an oral fixation i love suckin

[eepy-soublades]

shadow guy send tweet

[erosmutt]

guy teaching reader all those filthy curse words and she gets mad at baldwin and curses him out and he's like "???? where did you hear that?" and she's like "guy taught me :D" and guy said that reader should stop being so 'stuffy' and 'learn to express herself'

[meowstyle]

It was right under my nose R U Fucking Kidding Me

[cobblestoned]

[incoherentbee]

collection of guys ive invented

guy who licks batteries when ever he gets horny to pavolv himself to not be horny

guy who downloads yuri on the treadmill at the gym

guy who thinks life starts at conception but is still pro choice ("yeah no babies are conscious and alive since conception, but every aborted baby is a soul that wanted to be aborted")

guy who goes down the JFK conspiracy rabbit hole and comes out the other side saying JFK survived

guy who proposes to his boyfriend with an onion ring

guy whos mad at his millennial ponyboy bf who keeps giving him avocado toast (bc avocado is poisonous for horses according to the muppet joker)