Apr 2, 2019
Things overheard in English today:
- “Ron Weasley wasn’t really ginger, he just did it for attention.”
- “I totally ship Hagrid and Dobby!”
- “Voldemort was Mr. Weasley.”
- “Luna Lovegood was a drug addict.”
- “Hagrid was a pedophile. That’s how he got into Harry’s house so easily.”
- “Voldemort was secretly Hagrid.”
- “Draco Malfoy was a good man, just misunderstood.”
- “Hagrid was sexually attracted to Dragons. He was definitely a scaly.”
- “And Lupin was a furry.”
- “Voldemort was a figment if Harry’s imagination.”
- “James Potter was in Azkaban.”
- “Harry was born in Azkaban.”
- “Lily slept around.”
- “James was a bad guy.”