An Account Of Mine

[pochilovesloki]

ATTENTION WATTPAD USERS AND NON-WATTPAD USERS!!

teenfic.net IS STEALING BOOKS FROM WATTPAD!!

This is really serious case! Website called teenfic.net is actively pirating every book from wattpad probably including yours.

The worst thing about this is that everyone can just copy your hard work and claimed it us theirs. Go and try yourself. Just ctrl C, ctrl V random fic, book there (which you can't do on wattpad). You can also find yourself, by tipping your nickname (i did that and all my published books are there).

Those books are mine and all of them have copyright policy on!

What they're doing is ILLEGAL!! And you can help to stop it!

Sign the Petition

Shut down teenfic​.​net

This is a petition to shut down this website. It's completely free and will help a lot of creators, our whole country here! So don't wait and sing this petition to stop piracy!

Pls inform others and share awarness among other users and outside wattpad if you can!

[ishouldreallybeelsewhere]

should probably mention the site has been known to our malware/viruses on ppls computers and phones, so be cautious

also a petition isn’t a legal document. the website doesn’t have to listen to it. if it’s not directed at a political party/policy then it’s useless

they’re good for politics and not much else, cuz, as i said, they’re not legal documents

i’m not saying don’t sign the petition, just that is a site that’s already stealing stuff gonna listen to a bunch of fanfic writers on a petition?

[draconym]

I just figured out how to link layers in picrew and now I'm left with a quandary:

Do I keep the legs linked by right/left side of the body and save myself a lot of time and energy,

Do I link the front legs/back legs as originally intended, which is most faithful to medieval bestiary illustration,

Or do I just separate each leg slot into its own section like an absolute madman?

[draconym]

Update: I have improved Legs, and also added Ducks. Look for various improvements and additions to accessories as well!

The Beaft Maker on Picrew

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

[solitarelee]

he comes in the night

[draconym]

I love looking through all of these in the reblogs but sometimes I come across one unlike any I've seen before that makes me laugh out loud.

[bunjywunjy]

just a simple man. with some simple spells.

[bunjywunjy]

bonus: tyrannosaurus rex

[velociraptrix]

Carnotaurus

[bunjywunjy]

Diplodocus 🦕

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Me and my gf were talking abt good castings for Sir Walter Elliot and she suggested Jack Black and I was like "Jack Black could do any Bennet. Jack Black could do ALL the Bennets" so now my ideal P+P has Jack Black as the entire Bennet family, or at least Mrs. Bennet

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Further thoughts on Jack Black as Mrs. Bennet

He is not in drag.

He is wearing a dress and a bonnet.

He is the only one who seems unaware/does not acknowledge that the 5 Bennet sisters are obviously adopted

bonus points if they're cast race-blind so they're OBVIOUSLY adopted

It's played straight that Jack Black was a renowned beauty in his day, which is how he snared a genteel husband

He is the only cast member not required to do a British accent

He is in fact encouraged to do a bad British accent but only sometimes

The bonnet that Jack Black wears is possibly the most ostentatious bonnet anyone has ever seen HOWEVER

Each time the camera cuts away and back, Jack Black is wearing a different bonnet.

A significant portion of the costume budget should go towards Jack Black's various bonnets

Mr. Bennet can wear the same outfit for the entire film that's in character for him

The changing bonnet gag is absolutely key to this film

[mrdarcysdadbod]

@canolaaoil

[ID: tags reading "every time they cut back it's a different bonnet BUT it gets bigger each time" end ID]

YOU GET IT

[ellynneversweet]

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Im WEEPING

[luckyybones]

@seatidesofthesoul you are one of several people tumblr has just decided I can’t message 🥲 but you definitely need to see this lol

[theflashisgone]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Every scene where Mary is implied to be playing the piano poorly is now replaced with her absolutely shredding the keys while Mrs Bennet stands swaying in the crowd with a candle held aloft.

[grace-likes-accounts]

@delightfultrashdream I would pay good money for this film.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

[bzgy15]

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[grace-likes-accounts]

I wish to see more of Wexter. Preferably on a daily basis.

[grace-likes-accounts]

It doesn't always have to be quite as dark - what if the words came up after they left home one day but the problem ends up being that their vocal chords are damaged or they take a vow of silence as a monk?

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

[bzgy15]

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[grace-likes-accounts]

I wish to see more of Wexter. Preferably on a daily basis.

[constanzeofficial]

Visit Original Link

Doesn’t sound demonic, which is a nice change of pace from the typical 8x slowed down songs.

[didyoubringyourdog-moved]

[ranty9000]

I’m dying of laughter

[deacytits]

IM LEGITIMATELY CRYING

[plainwallpaper]

PLEASE CLICK ON IT ITS SO WORTH IT

[hallsoffandom]

IM CRYING / LAUGHING RN PLEASE CLICK IT

[spicypigeonaura]

i’m not even surprised anymore

[grace-likes-accounts]

DID I JUST GET REVERSE RICKROLLED???

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[gumi-megpoidd]

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Hey rb this!!!

[suriandtaal]

@chitratxt​

[mirkwoodest]

Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

[serenity-made-visible]

Without glasses I'm functionally blind. I can see overall, but not details-- people's faces, stairs, sharp side of the knife, etc. Ye olden times would have put me to work doing something stationary and probably I'd have been thought of as a bit dim. So basically no change from now. Cool.

[iamtheocean-deactivated20211023]

I would have died of a combination of toxicity, hemorrhage and starvation within hours after birth. My digestive tract was all messed up and needed reconstruction.

[canwestopforrocks]

I *might* have survived a breech birth, but I doubt my mom would have.

Probably the crazy bad abscess in my mouth after breaking my front 2 teeth on the sidewalk when I was 10.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

My parents divorced when I was an infant. Shortly thereafter, my mother had appendicitis. I would've starved when she died from that.

[grace-likes-accounts]

When I was about 3 and could start moving, I chased a ball into a fence and severed my lip from my gum because I had and still have no special awareness. I then split my lip in half a few years later because I fell off a bed and onto a cabinet.

Other problems have included falling into duck ponds, tripping over a bench and spinning on my face on concrete (resulting in what in hindsight was a concussion as well as a lotnof blood), and just generally cutting myself on any branch, thorn, or rock I come across.

So yeah, I would have died of an infected wound pretty fast...

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK

[o-kurwa]

Since this post came back to life today, here's a few more comparisons

[weirdmageddon]

spiders ?

[weirdflowrs]

SCP: Tumblr dni that is always an unnervingly specific description of whoever is reading it

[spookyskeltals]

[solaredarisen]

[marowreck-archive]

bingo!

[dalashas]

Check off how many times over you cannot interact, mine is 7

[heneree]

5

[grace-likes-accounts]

9

[nocontextgoodplace]

[grace-likes-accounts]

I want an epsiode of Doctor Who where Rose is just trying everything she can possibly find in the tardis wardrobe and the Doctor spends half the time laughing/giving her advice and the other half being incredibly awkward because she’s Rose and she looks good.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[beccar]

Basketball basketball we love basketball

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

Oh my god this is a painting

[heir-of-the-founders]

Guys its a painting

[freshbaked-bread]

GUYS THIS IS A PAINTING

[shadowrabbit3593]

Me: This is not a painting at all I don’t believe it even though everyone is saying it and the artist themselves said it

*clicks for better quality and zooms in*

Oh my goodness this is a painting