#haha real

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Sly: [narrating] The Panda King was a good fellow. He hated everyone and everything, but a good heart nevertheless.

[decaydanceredacted]

i wish i could write good redacteds every time i walk in here i feel like it just comes out like "i need william beckett to [train horn] [car crash] [bird squawking] [tires squealing] and then they'll all be sorry"

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[bunnykoibito]

[gaitwae]

No one:

No one at all:

Me: what system of the body would you be?

My teacher: Lymphatic, probably

Me: i would be the nervous system because I’m overly sensitive and never sleep

[tomb-of-liegia]

walking scott street feeling like a stranger😂😂✌️

[adistotomas]

The fact that I separate myself from my type of man 4 months ago, what I can say is "Heartbreak Is a Motherfucker!"

[cherryohbaby]

cigarettes are like women

the best ones are thin and rich

[nhzmlplths]

the amount of water I have drunk today is two gulps, and they were there for the sole purpose of taking my three day's worth of medication all in one go.