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Ratchet: Quacking in my boobs over this

Ratchet: QUAKING*

Ratchet: BOOTS* FUCKER.

#every time i opeked 2002 i got to go COVER THEM UP SLUT #[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #ratchet and clank #[lombax maxxing]

Ratchet: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Murray, with a giant clock on his head: Guys, we're runnin' out of time!

Carmelita: Aw, Murray! You broke their clock?!

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #sly cooper #submitted by anonymous #[jellybean buddies]#source: madagascar

Neyla: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

#TRUEEE #[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #sly cooper #submitted by anonymous #[incidents from interpol]#source: brooklyn 99

Sly: So, now that we are alone. I have to ask. Did you arrest a perp named Joe Uterus?

Carmelita: Oh my god, yes. I should have told you immediately. Perp name Hall of Fame, right?

Sly: Oh, yeah. First ballot. It was right up there with Sylvester Stools and Janet Stalkmuncher.

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #sly cooper #submitted by anonymous #[slyfox]#source: brooklyn 99

Riju: You use emojis like a straight person.

Kohga: That's the worst thing anyone's ever said about me.

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau #botw #[at the helm]

Riju: We should make a birthday cake.

Teba: It's not your birthday.

Riju: The cake won't know that.

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau

Impa: Come on, Purah. Nobody believes that the Princess is actually in love with me.

Purah, turning to the others: Okay, everyone, raise your hands if you think Zeldy's in love with Impa.

[everyone raises their hands]

Impa: P- Princess, put your hand down!

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau #zelimpa

Purah: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you!

Mipha: Being a fish.

Purah: Well, shit.

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau

King Rhoam: What do you three have to say for yourselves?

Zelda:

Link:

Impa: ...Oops?

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau #[hyrule castle conversations]

Kohga: Now, let's try some witty back and forth banter! You first!

Riju: [screaming]

Kohga: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that!

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #ahau #[the leg of zeg]#[at the helm]

Sidon, sneaking in late at night:

Mipha, spinning around in her chair: Want to tell me where you were?

Sidon: I was with Teba?

Teba, spinning around in another chair: Try again.

#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau

Sooga, with a sword to Teba's throat: What do you think will happen if I swing? Heaven?

Teba: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.

#eventually ill get on a tangent about sidon and soogas parallels #but for now ! The Monotones.#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau #[rough around the edges]#yeah yeah bad tags are bad

Kohga: I'm sick and tired of being called mortal! You don't know that! I haven't even died once!

#the heroes are simultaneously amazed and horrified at his tenacity #'DONT YOU EVER FUCKING STAY DEAD'#(no)#[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau #botw

Riju: You’re overthinking this.

Sidon: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Riju. What if I’m underthinking?

#my favorite bit is riju being the most put together of the new eras #teba is a close second because he has an Actual Support System #but hes very bad at utilizing said support system and has no common sense #and sidon and yunobo are both not even in the running. yunobo has a lot going on #and you THINK sidon is doing great but then WHAM.#the only time he has honest conversations is with the statue of his dead sister #[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#[rainfall]#<- i found their tag!]#ahau

Urbosa, to Riju: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.

#riju vc IF I COULD #[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #ahau #[the leg of zeg]#[each step like thunder]

Teba: Did you have to stab him?

Riju: You didn't hear what he said to me!

Teba: What'd he say?

Riju: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Teba: ...

Teba: Yeah, that's fair.

#your pick of who theyre talking about but i think kohga personally GAHAHA #[soliloqueue]#[totally correct]#incorrect quotes #[the leg of zeg]#ahau #ok i KNOW these two have a tag. WHY cant i remember it.

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