I have given some rare pairs so now it is time for a crack pairing. Presenting Desmond/Alfred
Desmond and all his ancestors lives make him old (idk how many years exactly, but I think Altair's teen years and some of his adult years, a speed run of Ezio starting from birth, days/weeks/months of Haytham, childhood to adulthood of Connor/Ratonhnhaké:ton, and then the moments during his bleeds) + his 25 years of age at his time of death in the ac universe
So when he meets Alfred he refers to him as a highly capable young man that surely has a family by now, but if he doesn't he can help 😘
The batfam becomes extra protective of Alfred because that man is a gold digger
Alfred realizing Desmond is young in body but mentally older: I am flattered. Perhaps some tea to see how compatible we are.
When Desmond finds out about their double life because he thought batarangs were free weapons and was collecting them from bad people, he gets Alfred stamp of approval.
Batfam: tell us your nefarious plot and return those batarangs you've been stealing!
Desmond: you obviously didn't care enough to keep track of them so until you are more responsible I will be holding onto these. Do you know how many gangs had them before I started collecting them? Shame on all of you except the one who uses R's.
Alfred: I couldn't have said it better myself. Are we still on for brunch? There is a cafe I have been meaning to show you.
The family annoyed that they can't intimidate Desmond because when they let Damian try he ended up liking the guy and even have training sessions every now and then.
Jason: I dunno I kinda like the guy.
Tim: you only say that because he killed the joker when he got a hold of Alfred.
Jason: The guys is a master, not even the paramedics could bring him back after great gramps Des got him.
Tim: ... let's hope he and Ra's never meet.
