#hahhahahaaa

[its-ben-awhile]

thread ideas at 12:30am is so great

[lillikoifish]

Dirk Strider knee high leather combat boots. Who is lickin em?

[shawsbar]

idk how I went from the high of meeting the jonas brothers a week ago to the low of having two term papers due in 90 minutes that I basically haven’t started......

[herps-and-burps]

this holiday season we'll be seeing a sprinkling of miss grandmas last christmas or miss first clutch of ball python eggs catching

(a weak clutch that may not even hatch at all, let alone be able to pip on their own) may see bouts of ending relationship sprinkled with massive tuition debt and flurries of joblessness

stay tuned

[wankerville]

yeyy youre talking about my bum

THERES IS NOTHING ELSE I WOULD RATHER TALK ABOUT

[vergils-smexy-hat]

Hun.

“I don´t really know what to say….Because, I think she will think I´m having a love interest to you…”

We kissed by accident:[] continue kissing[x] smile —Probably laughe and patting your cheek “Good girl”[x] awkward[] walk away[x] be like wtf [x] kiss you back —Maybe…. If I´m drunkIf you hugged me:[x] hug you back[x] let you[x] hug you heaps more[] push you awayWould I date you?[] yes[x] no[] maybe[] probably[] already haveYou should:[x] text me[] get in my bed now[x] talk to me more[x] come see me [] leave me alone!

Sex?:[] Probably[] Maybe[] Yes[x] No[] OMFG ASKDAKJDSFHKLJAHDF YES

[hanamax]

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

  And of course it wouldn’t be complete without the my two ultimate shikshin.

[orangejuice-andtoothpaste]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I JUST GAVE HER THE SHITTIEST EXCUSE AS TO WHY I CANT BABY SIT LOL