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[gastonthethird]

text 💬 gailey

Gaston: Why does Crownbucks keep pretending that fuji apples deserve to be in their little protein boxes when they taste like CHALK?

[marykatehood]

TEXT 💌 OMEGA TAU SISTERS

Mary Kate: It'sssss that time again! Who's ready for our winter philanthropy event?

Mary Kate: Exec's been talking about it and we were thinking we'd do some kind of event at the roller rink/bowling alley but we want you guys's feedback on themes and stuff! We want to make as much money for the Auradonian Cancer Society as we can, so we kind of need to make people want to COME to this thing :-p

[nadiaazar]

TEXT ✉️% NAILEY

Nadia: Do you make any ice creams that come in like, purple?

[finnbecker]

TEXT ✉️ツ FAILEY

Finn: ICE CREAM QUEEN! What if we combined my red velvet cake with your ice cream for that fundraiser your sorority's doing? Imagine all the cancer kids we could save together!

[berniewijanto]

TEXT ✉️% BERLEY

Bernie: Do you think dolphins like ice cream?

[jaykadri]

TEXT ✉️ø JAILEY

Jay: Climbing trees in the dark, good idea or great idea?

[haleyofhearts]

text 💬& haha

Haley: Name twin!!! Can you explain to me why everyone's losing their mind over this Lizzie McGuire reboot? I never saw the original show and I can't find it on any of the streaming services ever, and I wouldn't look good in an eye patch so I've never tried to pirate it.

[ingridwestergaard]

TEXT ✉️🐰 HAGRID

Ingrid: I've heard people say that your hair's kissed by fire but I think it looks more like you got kissed by a carrot.

Ingrid: And you knooooow how much I love carrots 🥕😍